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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:11:32 PM EDT
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I remember you laughing at my post because you think they're ludicrous. However sir your "lol's" are no longer valid after posting this. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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54.4% of the otherwise intelligent population of Iceland believes in Elves/Fairies. Icelanders protest a road that would disturb faeries. People are weird. You may now return to the funny. When you say "fairies" you make it sound so irrational. 
LOTS of people of Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway & Sweden) believe in things like "nisser" and trolls for example, which are not quite the same as "elves" or "faires" but is difficult to translate because it's a local thing. It's not like some obsessive or crazy thing, but more like regular people who think "oh yeah, they probably exist", but don't really think much about it and have never seen one. Belief in it is more widespread in rural areas of course, because the city people are more removed from nature, and so are less likely to be aware of such things. For the record, most nisser are pretty harmless unless you piss them off (by not leaving out food for them occasionally); then they can get vindictive, and maybe kill your livestock or put lots of big rocks in your fields. Trolls are just assholes, but are also really rare, and don't get close to people - you mostly get them in remote Sweden or Norway, not really in Denmark at all. I remember you laughing at my post because you think they're ludicrous. However sir your "lol's" are no longer valid after posting this. 
It seems reasonable that maybe there AREN'T any nisser in the New World, which explains why Americans don't believe in them. I mean, since they live (hidden) on farms and in the woods in Scandinavia, how would they ever have gotten over to the Americas? |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:12:05 PM EDT
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And General Discussion. 
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Trolls are just assholes, but are also really rare, and don't get close to people - you mostly get them in remote Sweden or Norway, not really in Denmark at all. And General Discussion.
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:15:06 PM EDT
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It seems reasonable that maybe there AREN'T any nisser in the New World, which explains why Americans don't believe in them. I mean, since they live (hidden) on farms and in the woods in Scandinavia, how would they ever have gotten over to the Americas? Dont piss off the house nisser.... They look like most of GD 
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:24:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:40:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I BEG YOUR PARDON SIR! I AM NOT FROM MINNESOTA, I SIMPLY HAPPEN TO LIVE HERE! I AM FROM THE GREAT STATE OF NEW YORK, FULL OF PROPER AND CORRECT PIZZA, FUCKTARDS, AND ASSHOLES! NEVER CONFUSE ME FOR BEING FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE, SIR! HAVE A GOOD DAY, AND TRY NOT TO FUCK TOO MANY GEESE ON YOUR WAY OUT, SIR!   Quote HistoryQuoted: I BEG YOUR PARDON SIR! I AM NOT FROM MINNESOTA, I SIMPLY HAPPEN TO LIVE HERE! I AM FROM THE GREAT STATE OF NEW YORK, FULL OF PROPER AND CORRECT PIZZA, FUCKTARDS, AND ASSHOLES! NEVER CONFUSE ME FOR BEING FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE, SIR! HAVE A GOOD DAY, AND TRY NOT TO FUCK TOO MANY GEESE ON YOUR WAY OUT, SIR!  No one freely admits from being from NY. Show us where the bad men touched you. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:42:22 PM EDT
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That could totally be my new forum title! Respect the authority of the Fairy Police!!!  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread now has "Fairy Police"?! Outstanding. That could totally be my new forum title! Respect the authority of the Fairy Police!!! But you will have to change your name to Jorgen Von Strangle. 
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:45:22 PM EDT
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Are you saying that Europe was once Middle Earth, and that some of the creatures still live? Do you even Lord of the Rings bro? Middle Earth is Europe, from just before WWI to just after WWII. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:46:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It seems reasonable that maybe there AREN'T any nisser in the New World, which explains why Americans don't believe in them. I mean, since they live (hidden) on farms and in the woods in Scandinavia, how would they ever have gotten over to the Americas? Somehow it figures that Europeans would have faeries and trolls, while North America gets skinwalkers and goatmen and sasquatch. I shudder to imagine what supernatural horrors Australia has hidden. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:47:05 PM EDT
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It seems reasonable that maybe there AREN'T any nisser in the New World, which explains why Americans don't believe in them. I mean, since they live (hidden) on farms and in the woods in Scandinavia, how would they ever have gotten over to the Americas? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jesus, stop the planet, I want off. 54.4% of the otherwise intelligent population of Iceland believes in Elves/Fairies. Icelanders protest a road that would disturb faeries. People are weird. You may now return to the funny. When you say "fairies" you make it sound so irrational.
LOTS of people of Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway & Sweden) believe in things like "nisser" and trolls for example, which are not quite the same as "elves" or "faires" but is difficult to translate because it's a local thing. It's not like some obsessive or crazy thing, but more like regular people who think "oh yeah, they probably exist", but don't really think much about it and have never seen one. Belief in it is more widespread in rural areas of course, because the city people are more removed from nature, and so are less likely to be aware of such things. For the record, most nisser are pretty harmless unless you piss them off (by not leaving out food for them occasionally); then they can get vindictive, and maybe kill your livestock or put lots of big rocks in your fields. Trolls are just assholes, but are also really rare, and don't get close to people - you mostly get them in remote Sweden or Norway, not really in Denmark at all. I remember you laughing at my post because you think they're ludicrous. However sir your "lol's" are no longer valid after posting this.
It seems reasonable that maybe there AREN'T any nisser in the New World, which explains why Americans don't believe in them. I mean, since they live (hidden) on farms and in the woods in Scandinavia, how would they ever have gotten over to the Americas? Somebody should read American Gods. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:47:15 PM EDT
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Somehow it figures that Europeans would have faeries and trolls, while North America gets skinwalkers and goatmen and sasquatch. I shudder to imagine what supernatural horrors Australia has hidden. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It seems reasonable that maybe there AREN'T any nisser in the New World, which explains why Americans don't believe in them. I mean, since they live (hidden) on farms and in the woods in Scandinavia, how would they ever have gotten over to the Americas? Somehow it figures that Europeans would have faeries and trolls, while North America gets skinwalkers and goatmen and sasquatch. I shudder to imagine what supernatural horrors Australia has hidden. Koala Bears and a 50 year old Elle MacPherson. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:47:57 PM EDT
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Somehow it figures that Europeans would have faeries and trolls, while North America gets skinwalkers and goatmen and sasquatch. I shudder to imagine what supernatural horrors Australia has hidden. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It seems reasonable that maybe there AREN'T any nisser in the New World, which explains why Americans don't believe in them. I mean, since they live (hidden) on farms and in the woods in Scandinavia, how would they ever have gotten over to the Americas? Somehow it figures that Europeans would have faeries and trolls, while North America gets skinwalkers and goatmen and sasquatch. I shudder to imagine what supernatural horrors Australia has hidden. Read Gaiman's "American Gods." It will all make sense, in a very disturbing sort of way. Goddamit, 52 seconds! |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:49:30 PM EDT
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Koala Bears and a 50 year old Elle MacPherson. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It seems reasonable that maybe there AREN'T any nisser in the New World, which explains why Americans don't believe in them. I mean, since they live (hidden) on farms and in the woods in Scandinavia, how would they ever have gotten over to the Americas? Somehow it figures that Europeans would have faeries and trolls, while North America gets skinwalkers and goatmen and sasquatch. I shudder to imagine what supernatural horrors Australia has hidden. Koala Bears and a 50 year old Elle MacPherson. I am strangely aroused... |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:54:23 PM EDT
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54.4% of the otherwise intelligent population of Iceland believes in Elves/Fairies. Icelanders protest a road that would disturb faeries. People are weird. You may now return to the funny. Quote HistoryQuoted:
54.4% of the otherwise intelligent population of Iceland believes in Elves/Fairies. Icelanders protest a road that would disturb faeries. People are weird. You may now return to the funny. I wasn't aware that we'd left. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:55:44 PM EDT
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I wasn't aware that we'd left. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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54.4% of the otherwise intelligent population of Iceland believes in Elves/Fairies. Icelanders protest a road that would disturb faeries. People are weird. You may now return to the funny. I wasn't aware that we'd left. I assumed my Iceland sidenote was unfunny. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:57:09 PM EDT
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I assumed my Iceland sidenote was unfunny. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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54.4% of the otherwise intelligent population of Iceland believes in Elves/Fairies. Icelanders protest a road that would disturb faeries. People are weird. You may now return to the funny. I wasn't aware that we'd left. I assumed my Iceland sidenote was unfunny. It's Iceland - the whole place is funny. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 4:58:00 PM EDT
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When you say "fairies" you make it sound so irrational.
LOTS of people of Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway & Sweden) believe in things like "nisser" and trolls for example, which are not quite the same as "elves" or "faires" but is difficult to translate because it's a local thing. It's not like some obsessive or crazy thing, but more like regular people who think "oh yeah, they probably exist", but don't really think much about it and have never seen one. Belief in it is more widespread in rural areas of course, because the city people are more removed from nature, and so are less likely to be aware of such things. For the record, most nisser are pretty harmless unless you piss them off (by not leaving out food for them occasionally); then they can get vindictive, and maybe kill your livestock or put lots of big rocks in your fields. Trolls are just assholes, but are also really rare, and don't get close to people - you mostly get them in remote Sweden or Norway, not really in Denmark at all. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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54.4% of the otherwise intelligent population of Iceland believes in Elves/Fairies. Icelanders protest a road that would disturb faeries. People are weird. You may now return to the funny. When you say "fairies" you make it sound so irrational.
LOTS of people of Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway & Sweden) believe in things like "nisser" and trolls for example, which are not quite the same as "elves" or "faires" but is difficult to translate because it's a local thing. It's not like some obsessive or crazy thing, but more like regular people who think "oh yeah, they probably exist", but don't really think much about it and have never seen one. Belief in it is more widespread in rural areas of course, because the city people are more removed from nature, and so are less likely to be aware of such things. For the record, most nisser are pretty harmless unless you piss them off (by not leaving out food for them occasionally); then they can get vindictive, and maybe kill your livestock or put lots of big rocks in your fields. Trolls are just assholes, but are also really rare, and don't get close to people - you mostly get them in remote Sweden or Norway, not really in Denmark at all. And don't even get started on Snotgurgles! |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 5:01:10 PM EDT
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Are you saying that Europe was once Middle Earth, and that some of the creatures still live? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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54.4% of the otherwise intelligent population of Iceland believes in Elves/Fairies. Icelanders protest a road that would disturb faeries. People are weird. You may now return to the funny. When you say "fairies" you make it sound so irrational.
LOTS of people of Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway & Sweden) believe in things like "nisser" and trolls for example, which are not quite the same as "elves" or "faires" but is difficult to translate because it's a local thing. It's not like some obsessive or crazy thing, but more like regular people who think "oh yeah, they probably exist", but don't really think much about it and have never seen one. Belief in it is more widespread in rural areas of course, because the city people are more removed from nature, and so are less likely to be aware of such things. For the record, most nisser are pretty harmless unless you piss them off (by not leaving out food for them occasionally); then they can get vindictive, and maybe kill your livestock or put lots of big rocks in your fields. Trolls are just assholes, but are also really rare, and don't get close to people - you mostly get them in remote Sweden or Norway, not really in Denmark at all. Are you saying that Europe was once Middle Earth, and that some of the creatures still live? Ever examined European politics lately? Mordor is back and is on the march. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 5:13:54 PM EDT
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Not really funny, just awesome.
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Posted: 3/18/2014 5:37:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2014 5:38:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWell there goes my attempt to lose weight. Off to the Store. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 5:39:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When you say "fairies" you make it sound so irrational. LOTS of people of Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway & Sweden) believe in things like "nisser" and trolls for example, which are not quite the same as "elves" or "faires" but is difficult to translate because it's a local thing. It's not like some obsessive or crazy thing, but more like regular people who think "oh yeah, they probably exist", but don't really think much about it and have never seen one. Belief in it is more widespread in rural areas of course, because the city people are more removed from nature, and so are less likely to be aware of such things. For the record, most nisser are pretty harmless unless you piss them off (by not leaving out food for them occasionally); then they can get vindictive, and maybe kill your livestock or put lots of big rocks in your fields. Trolls are just assholes, but are also really rare, and don't get close to people - you mostly get them in remote Sweden or Norway, not really in Denmark at all.    |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 5:39:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat is friggin brilliant. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 5:44:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2014 5:45:29 PM EDT
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Quote Historymy wife and I have made those...outstanding! Just don't get the Grands!, get the regular size. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 5:53:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dont piss off the house nisser.... They look like most of GD http://www.soroe-turistbureau.dk/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/kravlenisser.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It seems reasonable that maybe there AREN'T any nisser in the New World, which explains why Americans don't believe in them. I mean, since they live (hidden) on farms and in the woods in Scandinavia, how would they ever have gotten over to the Americas? Dont piss off the house nisser.... They look like most of GD http://www.soroe-turistbureau.dk/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/kravlenisser.jpg |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 6:01:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2014 8:30:45 PM EDT
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And General Discussion.
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Trolls are just assholes, but are also really rare, and don't get close to people - you mostly get them in remote Sweden or Norway, not really in Denmark at all. And General Discussion.
Lol Back to the funny 
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Posted: 3/18/2014 8:33:51 PM EDT
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That could totally be my new forum title! Respect the authority of the Fairy Police!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread now has "Fairy Police"?! Outstanding. That could totally be my new forum title! Respect the authority of the Fairy Police!!! Sorry your already known as Goose Fucker |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 8:54:51 PM EDT
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Not funny, but really fuckin neat
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Posted: 3/18/2014 8:56:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2014 9:25:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat got me all geared up.
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Posted: 3/18/2014 9:29:31 PM EDT
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Just look at the flowers. Quote HistoryFirst time in that whole television show that they did what I would have done. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 9:31:29 PM EDT
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When you say "fairies" you make it sound so irrational.
LOTS of people of Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway & Sweden) believe in things like "nisser" and trolls for example, which are not quite the same as "elves" or "faires" but is difficult to translate because it's a local thing. It's not like some obsessive or crazy thing, but more like regular people who think "oh yeah, they probably exist", but don't really think much about it and have never seen one. Belief in it is more widespread in rural areas of course, because the city people are more removed from nature, and so are less likely to be aware of such things. For the record, most nisser are pretty harmless unless you piss them off (by not leaving out food for them occasionally); then they can get vindictive, and maybe kill your livestock or put lots of big rocks in your fields. Trolls are just assholes, but are also really rare, and don't get close to people - you mostly get them in remote Sweden or Norway, not really in Denmark at all. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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54.4% of the otherwise intelligent population of Iceland believes in Elves/Fairies. Icelanders protest a road that would disturb faeries. People are weird. You may now return to the funny. When you say "fairies" you make it sound so irrational.
LOTS of people of Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway & Sweden) believe in things like "nisser" and trolls for example, which are not quite the same as "elves" or "faires" but is difficult to translate because it's a local thing. It's not like some obsessive or crazy thing, but more like regular people who think "oh yeah, they probably exist", but don't really think much about it and have never seen one. Belief in it is more widespread in rural areas of course, because the city people are more removed from nature, and so are less likely to be aware of such things. For the record, most nisser are pretty harmless unless you piss them off (by not leaving out food for them occasionally); then they can get vindictive, and maybe kill your livestock or put lots of big rocks in your fields. Trolls are just assholes, but are also really rare, and don't get close to people - you mostly get them in remote Sweden or Norway, not really in Denmark at all. Fuckin' Europe... 
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Posted: 3/18/2014 9:33:15 PM EDT
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Dont piss off the house nisser.... They look like most of GD http://www.soroe-turistbureau.dk/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/kravlenisser.jpg That's racist... |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 9:41:17 PM EDT
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First time in that whole television show that they did what I would have done. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 3/18/2014 9:42:37 PM EDT
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Quote Historydid that tonight...works...well.... 
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Posted: 3/18/2014 10:08:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2014 10:30:26 PM EDT
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Quote Historyoh I want one of those. and I want a button on one of the handles that makes little red lights come on in the guns and it makes a pew pew pew sound!! ETA: and it should make a kerchunk sound when I set it down for the next step. |
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Posted: 3/18/2014 10:31:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2014 10:44:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/18/2014 11:05:30 PM EDT
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This thread now has "Fairy Police"?! Outstanding. That could totally be my new forum title! Respect the authority of the Fairy Police!!! Sorry your already known as Goose Fucker you're
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Posted: 3/18/2014 11:05:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryTheres a ton of more pranks like that they do, just went through a few. They're baaaaad!! Lol! |
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Posted: 3/19/2014 4:11:31 AM EDT
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No one freely admits from being from NY. Show us where the bad men touched you.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON SIR! I AM NOT FROM MINNESOTA, I SIMPLY HAPPEN TO LIVE HERE! I AM FROM THE GREAT STATE OF NEW YORK, FULL OF PROPER AND CORRECT PIZZA, FUCKTARDS, AND ASSHOLES! NEVER CONFUSE ME FOR BEING FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE, SIR! HAVE A GOOD DAY, AND TRY NOT TO FUCK TOO MANY GEESE ON YOUR WAY OUT, SIR!
No one freely admits from being from NY. Show us where the bad men touched you.
Compared to being confused with originating in Minnesota, I'll cop to NY any day. Now, if I were born in NJ, I'd have just lied and said I came from California
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Posted: 3/19/2014 4:22:15 AM EDT
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from this fucker.
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Posted: 3/19/2014 4:51:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2014 5:14:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryGood on ya, mate! |
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Posted: 3/19/2014 7:16:19 AM EDT
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from this fucker.
<a href="http://s1198.photobucket.com/user/bamarebel45/media/Dog_drags_chicken.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa441/bamarebel45/Dog_drags_chicken.gif</a>
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Posted: 3/19/2014 8:40:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from this fucker. http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa441/bamarebel45/Dog_drags_chicken.gif CHICKEN FUCKER!  |
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Posted: 3/19/2014 9:19:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryHis long, luscious locks have made him a university campus celebrity and led to social media fame, with more than 9000 people ‘liking’ a page made in honour of his mullet. Really, mate? Over 9000? |
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Posted: 3/19/2014 9:34:03 AM EDT
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from this fucker.
http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa441/bamarebel45/Dog_drags_chicken.gif CHICKEN FUCKER! http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/6343772/18073786/4/flash_player/0/1/super_troopers_chicken_f_er.jpg?v=2 Those were Farva's parents by the way. |
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