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Link Posted: 8/27/2013 6:59:03 AM EDT
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Don't play Slender with the lights off.....
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I think he's lion.
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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole.

Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader.


Have I got this right?

An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....







I think he's lion.


But, if giraffe, you ruse.

TRG
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TRG may be the one person on this planet who is better at puns than my grandfather.
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once?
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Kids that age ARE topheavy...
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Kids that age ARE topheavy...
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Kids that age ARE topheavy...


especially when they get excited and bounce around... nearly dropped ours a few times
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I do
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Google "Slender"

It's a creepy game that will make you jump.
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But, if giraffe, you ruse.

TRG
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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole.

Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader.


Have I got this right?

An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....







I think he's lion.


But, if giraffe, you ruse.

TRG


well played. but it was a bit ostrich
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"Death Wobble" is a fairly universal term for anything with wheels
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Once your deck started oscillating back and forth like that, you're fucked



 




"Death Wobble" is a fairly universal term for anything with wheels

Damn...



Back when I was in grade school, when skating was first coming around because of Back to the Future, I knew a kid who did the above.  He crashed on a steep grade street without wearing a helmet and is now permanently disabled.  He was in a coma for six months and came out of it completely mentally retarded.  He had to re-learn how to do everything and will forever be completely dependent on others for his care.

 



Every time I see a .jpg or video of skateboard crashes, I think of Rob.




Sorry,  that one got to me.
Link Posted: 8/27/2013 11:03:24 AM EDT
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Pics of grandfather?

TRG
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Back when I was in grade school, when skating was first coming around because of Back to the Future, I knew a kid who did the above.  He crashed on a steep grade street without wearing a helmet and is now permanently disabled.  He was in a coma for six months and came out of it completely mentally retarded.  He had to re-learn how to do everything and will forever be completely dependent on others for his care.  









Every time I see a .jpg or video of skateboard crashes, I think of Rob.










Sorry,  that one got to me.




He's never going to be a fully functional member of society...







 
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Pics of grandfather?

TRG
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Pics of grandfather?

TRG


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Or perhaps TRG is your grandfather.

























 



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Or perhaps TRG is your grandfather.







 


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Or perhaps TRG is your grandfather.







 



Link Posted: 8/27/2013 1:23:24 PM EDT
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especially when they get excited and bounce around... nearly dropped ours a few times
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once?


Kids that age ARE topheavy...


especially when they get excited and bounce around... nearly dropped ours a few times


Ever picked them up to smell them for a dirty diaper and put their head into a ceiling fan?  Um...  Me either...
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Nearly dropped?  Umm, yeah - nearly, that's it.
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Ever picked them up to smell them for a dirty diaper and put their head into a ceiling fan?  Um...  Me either...
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once?


Kids that age ARE topheavy...


especially when they get excited and bounce around... nearly dropped ours a few times


Ever picked them up to smell them for a dirty diaper and put their head into a ceiling fan?  Um...  Me either...

 Never have I ever...
Link Posted: 8/27/2013 3:17:31 PM EDT
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We use standard measure. As opposed to metric.
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Who says "cupboard"?


Which reminds me, after 237 years of being free of the British empire, you still use imperial measures?


We use standard measure. As opposed to metric.



The metric system was invented by the french. What other option did we have but to stick with imperial measures?
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Now kith...
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Bob Beckel?
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Jeremy Clarkson.



 
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But, if giraffe, you ruse.

TRG
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We had an ostrich, at the Park I worked at, that would pester an elephant. Said elephant eventually used it as a flyswatter. When the ostrich got out of the vet's, it had a crook in its neck. Stupid bird went to pester the elephant again. The elephant stomped it into a bloody mud hole.

Imagine how bizarre it is to see the pieces of a cut up Lion, filling the scoop of a front end loader.


Have I got this right?

An elephant stomped a giraffe into a lion ???

I don't know whether to be impressed, intrigued or terrified....







I think he's lion.


But, if giraffe, you ruse.

TRG



He used a ruse to tlick you into raffing.
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coc







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Rost.





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Worst workplace EVAR

http://imgur.com/a/thX7w#0
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Were those pictures supposed to move?
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Dammit - two were...
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Lost bad  to this
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That looks like a remake of "Shake Hands With Danger"
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Just another day in Baltimore.



 
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Ever picked them up to smell them for a dirty diaper and put their head into a ceiling fan?  Um...  Me either...
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Hey now, who among us hasn't damn near dropped their kid at least once?


Kids that age ARE topheavy...


especially when they get excited and bounce around... nearly dropped ours a few times


Ever picked them up to smell them for a dirty diaper and put their head into a ceiling fan?  Um...  Me either...

I thought I was the only one!  No shit!
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