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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 10:48:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 11:39:12 AM EDT
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Its Sodium, which is chemically Na.

Thus Na Na Na Na Batman etc.



THAT is really reaching.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 11:46:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 11:51:41 AM EDT
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A purse?  Looks like a stack of foam pad.
 


lost
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 12:27:08 PM EDT
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He should breed the slugs that make it through to see if subsequent generations get smarter.

Although, the pisser of the thing is that something as sugary as that jam would probably dehydrate the slugs just as badly as the salt would.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 12:33:01 PM EDT
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He should breed the slugs that make it through to see if subsequent generations get smarter.



Although, the pisser of the thing is that something as sugary as that jam would probably dehydrate the slugs just as badly as the salt would.



A special breed of super smart slugs? Interdasting...






I wonder if people would buy them as pets





 
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 1:13:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 1:18:40 PM EDT
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Do Emos still exist?  What about Straight-edge and Hardcore?  Goths?  For some reason I've just assumed they were all supplanted by Hipsters and Juggaloes.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 2:30:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 3:04:36 PM EDT
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I think more people claim to have watched that movie than actually did.



TRG
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 3:18:40 PM EDT
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If you Philistines would read the book it makes perfect sense.  



 
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 3:27:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 3:45:00 PM EDT
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HAHAHAHAHA not sure if crazy or just a great sense of humor.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 3:48:29 PM EDT
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If you Philistines would read the book it makes perfect sense.  
 


By the phrase, "read the book" you mean "get really high", right?

TRG
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 3:54:06 PM EDT
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If you Philistines would read the book it makes perfect sense.  
 


This, I also find it odd that the newer "remake" of the movie is closer to the book and IMHO is a much better movie.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 3:56:15 PM EDT
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I remember going to see it in the theater when it was originally released.   Moviegoers were given a cheat sheet to explain WTF we were watching.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 3:58:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 4:13:36 PM EDT
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Quoted:






If you Philistines would read the book it makes perfect sense.  

 




This, I also find it odd that the newer "remake" of the movie is closer to the book and IMHO is a much better movie.


The remake bothered me.  Kids playing outside the sietch without stillsuits?  They didn't make Arrakis harsh enough.  



 
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 4:21:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 4:30:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 4:33:38 PM EDT
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Blorenge  


Doorhinge
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 4:37:33 PM EDT
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Blorenge  


Doorhinge




I broke a rib...
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 4:45:40 PM EDT
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HAHAHAHAHA not sure if crazy or just a great sense of humor.


I suspect both.  She's definately got a great sense of humor, and she definately has the crazy eyes.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 5:11:04 PM EDT
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Quoted:






HAHAHAHAHA not sure if crazy or just a great sense of humor.




I suspect both.  She's definately got a great sense of humor, and she definately has the crazy eyes.
Thats how you know the sex will be phenomenal and ultimately involve mace and edged weapons.



DAMHIKT.





 
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 5:46:40 PM EDT
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Old, but gets me every time.

Link Posted: 6/13/2012 5:52:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 5:57:25 PM EDT
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I did an IT gig at a place that had a huge multi-function color laser/copier machine.



It was a slightly older design that had a loose toner collection bottle that filled up every couple of cartridge changes. There was this very anal, slightly older woman who must have inherited a "container fetish" from her Depression-era parents. (She was always packing lunch in Cool-Whip and little Parkay containers etc..)



Since new collection bottles got delivered as part of the printer/MFC's service package... I never really wondered why the print room had a MASSIVE surplus of them on the shelves.



Turns out she was dumping the loose toner into the garbage... and WASHING the bottle, letting it dry, then reinstalling it. Rather than clicking shut the one-way permanently locking door/cover on it so you could safely toss it. (facepalm)



Then one day the print room is covered in a fine coating of that muddy purple-brown toner mix that the four CYMK colors kind of average out into.  Turns out the night janatorial staff, someone liked to blow up the bags with a wave in the air, twist them shut, then ram them into the cans, then fold the edge over the top. Except this time all the toner wasn't in a bag that had been taken out first, but in the bottom of the can.



FOOOF! - "Toner Volcano". And the story was a rather purple-brown janitor had to go to the ER for some breathing troubles...



She was instructed to leave any printer maintenance to other people after that.
Toned!





 
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 6:04:23 PM EDT
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If you Philistines would read the book it makes perfect sense.  

 


Not even Frank Herbert could make sense of Sting in a metal speedo.

 
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 6:11:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 6:17:22 PM EDT
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So, where's the "problem"?




Link Posted: 6/13/2012 7:07:55 PM EDT
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So, where's the "problem"?







Her penmanship is very poor.
And apparently he has a speed problem. It couldn't take long to write that.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 9:09:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 9:18:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 9:40:06 PM EDT
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.

Link Posted: 6/13/2012 9:42:38 PM EDT
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Your name is not a killing word.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 9:46:45 PM EDT
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Your name is not a killing word.



He is the kwisatz haderach.



Link Posted: 6/13/2012 9:52:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 9:57:35 PM EDT
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In honor of GD's endless fount of drama.






Link Posted: 6/13/2012 10:13:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/13/2012 10:18:38 PM EDT
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looks like one of those squirrel-proof feeders too.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 10:27:50 PM EDT
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looks like one of those squirrel-proof feeders too.


Never underestimate persistence.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 10:30:51 PM EDT
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looks like one of those squirrel-proof feeders too.


No such thing....
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 10:36:06 PM EDT
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He accidentally the whole thing.
Link Posted: 6/13/2012 11:55:10 PM EDT
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looks like one of those squirrel-proof feeders too.


No such thing....


Squirrel proof is like bullet proof.  Nothing is proof, some are just more resistant than others.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:45:54 AM EDT
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fail can't hotlink it...



http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1183463/derrick-comedy-blowjob



NSFW well kinda.



 
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 12:55:44 AM EDT
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fail can't hotlink it...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1183463/derrick-comedy-blowjob

NSFW well kinda.
 


Meh, I'd give it a whirl.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 2:05:11 AM EDT
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fail can't hotlink it...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1183463/derrick-comedy-blowjob

NSFW well kinda.
 




Beware the Ginger!!

Link Posted: 6/14/2012 3:21:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/14/2012 5:45:39 AM EDT
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Quoted:


If you Philistines would read the book it makes perfect sense.  
 

Not even Frank Herbert could make sense of Sting in a metal speedo.  


Sting was suppose to be naked out of the steam shower but the director changed it at the last minute and the metal speedo is what they came up with.
Link Posted: 6/14/2012 6:32:10 AM EDT
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looks like one of those squirrel-proof feeders too.


No such thing....


Squirrel proof is like bullet proof.  Nothing is proof, some are just more resistant than others.


yup....build something idiot proof.....someone will go and build a better idiot.....
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