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Posted: 3/5/2015 7:32:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2015 7:40:37 PM EDT
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The Male Cycle (1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. (2) When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. (3) In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. (4) When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. (5) When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. (6) When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits. Lol!!! Love this!! |
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Posted: 3/5/2015 8:30:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySometimes, the questions just seem to answer themselves. 
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Posted: 3/5/2015 9:11:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2015 9:21:55 PM EDT
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He missed the three wire and forgot to go to full power... 
http://i.imgur.com/RFSgkaw.gif Oh shit... I just woke up the wife and dags ... 
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Posted: 3/5/2015 9:25:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2015 10:56:44 PM EDT
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We call that zombie bait. Like Otis. Screen Name? |
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Posted: 3/5/2015 11:10:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 12:46:13 AM EDT
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http://www.gunnuts.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/IMG_0472.jpg We call that zombie bait. Like Otis. Screen Name? All of Arfcom |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 12:49:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 1:15:37 AM EDT
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You're funny. I'll rape you last. TRG Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Like DK to a tat thread. 
Or TRG to the sound of a zipper...
You're funny. I'll rape you last. TRG
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Posted: 3/6/2015 1:34:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 1:55:21 AM EDT
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A quote I saw under an MMA clip on youtube... almost spewed my drink out on my keyboard so I had to screencap it:
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Posted: 3/6/2015 2:21:52 AM EDT
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A quote I saw under an MMA clip on youtube... almost spewed my drink out on my keyboard so I had to screencap it: http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/svc350/Redditor%20Trilby%20McTip_zpsnekch7u1.jpg lol. |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 2:47:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 4:36:03 AM EDT
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http://www.gunnuts.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/IMG_0472.jpg We call that zombie bait. Like Otis. Screen Name? Take your pick... |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 6:17:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 7:52:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 8:55:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 9:31:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 9:32:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryPot needles. Not even once. |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 9:56:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryYou are going to hell for this...
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Posted: 3/6/2015 10:11:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryYup. I'm going to hell.
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Posted: 3/6/2015 10:25:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 10:26:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: haaaa, scopes in a rifle barrel should be banned, alet Pelosi ! Quote HistoryQuoted: haaaa, scopes in a rifle barrel should be banned, alet Pelosi !  |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 10:30:31 AM EDT
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Poor Aimless, he is so impaleable
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Posted: 3/6/2015 10:34:29 AM EDT
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Oops
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Posted: 3/6/2015 10:36:57 AM EDT
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Oops Thats bad, right? |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 10:41:47 AM EDT
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haaaa, scopes in a rifle barrel should be banned, alet Pelosi ! http://i.imgur.com/oVCS3b2.jpg 
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Posted: 3/6/2015 10:47:51 AM EDT
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Oops 
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Posted: 3/6/2015 11:08:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oops |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 11:13:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Screen Name? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: http://www.gunnuts.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/IMG_0472.jpg We call that zombie bait. Like Otis. Screen Name? |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 11:20:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thats bad, right? Quote HistoryYou know how arfcom sometimes drops offline? |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 11:44:20 AM EDT
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Thats bad, right? Quote HistoryIt could wind up that way. |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 11:46:27 AM EDT
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It could wind up that way. Quote HistoryQuoted:
It could wind up that way. One might auger different. |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 12:00:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 12:01:53 PM EDT
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Thats bad, right? Quote HistoryOnly if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 12:06:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Only if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Only if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. Or the guy whose internet is out for a month..... And why is the guy that did it smiling ??  |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 12:10:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thats bad, right? Quote HistoryFor some local people for sure |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 12:16:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Or the guy whose internet is out for a month..... And why is the guy that did it smiling ?? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Only if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. Or the guy whose internet is out for a month..... And why is the guy that did it smiling ?? At least he is already behind bars. |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 12:39:25 PM EDT
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One might auger different. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It could wind up that way. One might auger different. I dunno, I think they are digging a hole for themselves. |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 12:59:05 PM EDT
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I dunno, I think they are digging a hole for themselves. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It could wind up that way. One might auger different. I dunno, I think they are digging a hole for themselves. DOT has sunk to new lows. |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 1:02:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 1:14:08 PM EDT
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DOT has sunk to new lows. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It could wind up that way. One might auger different. I dunno, I think they are digging a hole for themselves. DOT has sunk to new lows. No, it's a new twist on the internet due to the FCC screw up. |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 1:26:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 2:13:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 2:17:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2015 2:18:13 PM EDT
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No, it's a new twist on the internet due to the FCC screw up. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I dunno, I think they are digging a hole for themselves. DOT has sunk to new lows. No, it's a new twist on the internet due to the FCC screw up. Amateurs drill until they get it right. |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 2:28:06 PM EDT
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Only if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Only if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. Or the guy that marked it.... |
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Posted: 3/6/2015 3:56:47 PM EDT
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