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Posted: 12/20/2014 1:24:39 AM EDT
How many women actually appreciate the potential? In no other situation is a detour more welcome.
Ladies, do your man a solid. One of my favoritests exes did it every fucking time we got in the car. I almost ran over a damn traffic cop once, he freaked out when the tires locked but when her blond head popped up he laughed and waved us on. Road Head. Making the world a better place.
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I hit a fuckin filing cabinet on the interstate while getting road head once. In her car. Doozy.
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Good thread.
I shall plan a road trip for Sunday in the new truck |
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Never cared for it, not much of a head guy. Had to tell the girlfriend, no. She seemed a little rejected. But, I appreciated the offer.
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Just pull over and get a motel for Chrissakes. Road head is worse than texting.
Motorcycle handjobs, well...that's another story. A messy one. I bet it doesn't end well if you're on a sportbike. Geometry's a bitch. |
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I feel like road head isn't appreciated anymore. I got it in high school once, but that was it. Sigh
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Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Good thread. I shall plan a road trip for Sunday in the new truck Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck It's possible with center consoles. My ex wanted a challenge so she gave it a shot, her ass was sticking far up in the air which neither of us minded. She ended up sucking me off in a Taco Bell bathroom when we got into town. |
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Road head at night on a windy road can be dangerous.
The more you know. |
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An ex sat on my stick shift once and made it disappear. The vehicle was off though.
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Ahh memories. The 69 Chrysler 300 two-door with a bench seat was the perfect car for a couple in college. The 66 Chrysler 300 I have now has a stupid console. Maybe I should swap it out for a buddy seat and a column shift.
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Not road head but a friend of mine told me she was driving along and a car started passing her but slowed down next to her for a while. I can't remember if she told me he honked to get her attention or what but she looked over and he lifted his hips up to show that he was jerking off.
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Best road head was going thru a toll booth, stopping for change.
All I had was a $20 and wasn't leaving that size tip. We were both naked, too. |
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Quoted: It's possible with center consoles. My ex wanted a challenge so she gave it a shot, her ass was sticking far up in the air which neither of us minded. She ended up sucking me off in a Taco Bell bathroom when we got into town. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Good thread. I shall plan a road trip for Sunday in the new truck Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck It's possible with center consoles. My ex wanted a challenge so she gave it a shot, her ass was sticking far up in the air which neither of us minded. She ended up sucking me off in a Taco Bell bathroom when we got into town. Proof positive it's a futile endeavor. You had to stop at a classy spot to close the deal. Without a console road head is superbly ergonomic. With it lies the benefit of a spot for the blaster. Fucking decisions...
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Just pull over and get a motel for Chrissakes. Road head is worse than texting. Motorcycle handjobs, well...that's another story. A messy one. I bet it doesn't end well if you're on a sportbike. Geometry's a bitch. View Quote Did you measure the area of spooge soilage or did you mean physics? |
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Did you measure the area of spooge soilage or did you mean physics? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Just pull over and get a motel for Chrissakes. Road head is worse than texting. Motorcycle handjobs, well...that's another story. A messy one. I bet it doesn't end well if you're on a sportbike. Geometry's a bitch. Did you measure the area of spooge soilage or did you mean physics? I had to burn my leather jacket afterwards. It was not a good day. Leather is expensive. Thank god my helmet was untouched. Honda CB900, not a crotch rocket. |
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I had to burn my leather jacket afterwards. It was not a good day. Leather is expensive. Thank god my helmet was untouched. Honda CB900, not a crotch rocket. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Just pull over and get a motel for Chrissakes. Road head is worse than texting. Motorcycle handjobs, well...that's another story. A messy one. I bet it doesn't end well if you're on a sportbike. Geometry's a bitch. Did you measure the area of spooge soilage or did you mean physics? I had to burn my leather jacket afterwards. It was not a good day. Leather is expensive. Thank god my helmet was untouched. Honda CB900, not a crotch rocket. I see. I thought you were going somewhere else with that one. |
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I got it once and I couldn't enjoy it. Too busy trying not to kill myself or anyone else.
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I got it once and haven't been able to talk her into it since
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LOVE IT
had a crazy ex that would just go at it randomly...good times |
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Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Good thread. I shall plan a road trip for Sunday in the new truck Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck dafuq? I've gotten roadhead many a times in a vehicle with a console, tell your woman to try harder |
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Current vehicle still has a broken cup holder in the center console from road head
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Never had it. Got a road tug a couple times. It felt very naughty.
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Quoted: dafuq? I've gotten roadhead many a times in a vehicle with a console, tell your woman to try harder View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Good thread. I shall plan a road trip for Sunday in the new truck Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck dafuq? I've gotten roadhead many a times in a vehicle with a console, tell your woman to try harder In a GMC truck? I could see it being a bit of a challenge, that shit comes up to my man tits. I just think a bit of consideration is due to her, she did try. But it's all over now, I need someone more athletic.
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has happened, but I found it but highly distracting, and I couldn't quit worry about the fact that one airbag deployment, and you'd be calling me nancy the rest of my life.
When she tries, I generally make for a deserted area post haste and get off the road. |
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OP, you're talking about it like you're in high school. Its not really cool and neither are you. lol
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In a GMC truck? I could see it being a bit of a challenge, that shit comes up to my man tits. I just think a bit of consideration is due to her, she did try. But it's all over now, I need someone more athletic. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Good thread. I shall plan a road trip for Sunday in the new truck Works with bench seats. Fucking consoles, not so much. I've only gotten a handy in my truck dafuq? I've gotten roadhead many a times in a vehicle with a console, tell your woman to try harder In a GMC truck? I could see it being a bit of a challenge, that shit comes up to my man tits. I just think a bit of consideration is due to her, she did try. But it's all over now, I need someone more athletic. No not in a GMC truck, that would be quite the feat to accomplish |
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