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Posted: 12/20/2014 4:09:04 AM EDT
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Page 2 yeah!
I dindu read the rest of the thread, but I've had road head a handful of times. The responsible part of me says "no, get your mouth off me until I've stopped operating this motor vehicle.". The other part of me says "this is taboo and keep sucking." i would feel turrible if my actions and decisions afftected anyone negatively. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 4:20:36 AM EDT
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Anytime the fiance is intoxicated she goes for it. Its cool for a few minutes but not enough to finish.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 4:36:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anytime the fiance is intoxicated she goes for it. Its cool for a few minutes but not enough to finish. Proper road head isn't born of intoxication, it's part of a woman's psyche. It has to be there before you meet and unveil itself somewhere in the relationship, the sooner the better. Some women just flat out don't like oral sex, others do. Some like it so much that they're ready and willing at all times, day or night, stationary or otherwise.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 4:56:21 AM EDT
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I did it once. My mate Darren said with a little more practice i could get real good at it and do him again sometime.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 4:58:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Never cared for it, not much of a head guy. Had to tell the girlfriend, no. She seemed a little rejected. But, I appreciated the offer.  I used to think like you. Then I got an actual blowjob instead of the lackluster shit I was used to getting and I am now a changed man. May you find the light too brother. Amen.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 5:58:41 AM EDT
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I did it once. My mate Darren said with a little more practice i could get real good at it and do him again sometime. Wait, wut? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 5:59:33 AM EDT
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Road head is great, but what is truly fun is road sex. Tinted windshield ftw!
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Posted: 12/20/2014 6:08:52 AM EDT
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Best road head was going thru a toll booth, stopping for change. All I had was a $20 and wasn't leaving that size tip. We were both naked, too.  OK, I'll admit it: I'm impressed. And I figure I gotta have a thousand miles by now. Got a few with one foot on the steering column and the other behind the driver's head rest too. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 6:43:04 AM EDT
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I did it once. My mate Darren said with a little more practice i could get real good at it and do him again sometime. Wait, wut? Don't ask, you might not want to know the answer. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 6:46:00 AM EDT
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As I was driving her home one night she asked; 'do you want me to blow youz?' Of course I quipped. Then she and anytime after she would blow me to completion. I often wondered if he kissed her after, when she got home.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 6:47:37 AM EDT
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Never cared for it, not much of a head guy. Had to tell the girlfriend, no. She seemed a little rejected. But, I appreciated the offer. Duh Fuq? Agreed Yep. I'll add  to this.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 6:48:23 AM EDT
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Just pull over and get a motel for Chrissakes. Road head is worse than texting. Motorcycle handjobs, well...that's another story. A messy one. I bet it doesn't end well if you're on a sportbike. Geometry's a bitch.
Road love is best love. 
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Posted: 12/20/2014 6:57:36 AM EDT
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Got road head in broad daylight in a 1990ish Honda accord on the express way. No tinted windows or anything. The dad driving the minivan full of kids next to us did not approve.
Girl was super crazy, she would do ANYTHING. Any disgusting, debaucherous acts you could dream up, she was into. Had to cut her loose after she ate a bottle of pills in an effort to get my attention. Now I have nice, normal sex with my mentally stable wife of 7 years. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:23:07 AM EDT
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I remember years ago... A car rear ended a semi on I-40. Ran right up underneath it. Both occupants killed. Yup, guy was getting road head and paid the price...
I always had fun though
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:32:58 AM EDT
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omg...
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:33:59 AM EDT
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WTF is yer bag?
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Never cared for it, not much of a head guy. Had to tell the girlfriend, no. She seemed a little rejected. But, I appreciated the offer. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:35:45 AM EDT
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Had a girlfriend once who got off on having sex in weird places.
Driving down the road she would point out a stump in a field and decide we needed to turn around and go have sex in its shade... Or stopping at open houses to ummm tour them.... Hey she was hot and I was 25, I wasnt going to say no.
But you haven't lived till you have had a chick contorting her legs around the driver seat of a kia spectra so she can ride you... while you're driving down the highway.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:39:37 AM EDT
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I once fired off on a sea lion. Wrong time to sleep asshole fish.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:42:00 AM EDT
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An ex sat on my stick shift once and made it disappear. The vehicle was off though. Pics or it didn't happen.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:47:07 AM EDT
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One I my ex's gave road head more than she gave head at home. One night on the way to her parents she starts in, as I bust one off in her mouth the load was too much for her and she pulled off. I went to dinner with her family with cum stains all over my black shirt.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:51:23 AM EDT
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Whenever an ex girlfriend and I went to a certain Mexican restaurant, it was a guarantee on the way home. Most often it was never complete and when we got back to the house, it was Katey bar the doors sex.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:51:42 AM EDT
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Road trip road head  It use to be the norm..... It's a little hard to accomplish or get in the mood with 2 car seats in the back, while listening to "the wheels on the buss go round and round..... Round and round...... Round and round....." Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:54:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One I my ex's gave road head more than she gave head at home. One night on the way to her parents she starts in, as I bust one off in her mouth the load was too much for her and she pulled off. I went to dinner with her family with cum stains all over my black shirt. I don't like it. Lady friend pointed your dick at your shirt and looked away. That's happened to me too but in the privacy of my own bed and I was still a little upset. Goo everywhere. Short lived romance. The woman lacks tact and foresight.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 7:54:42 AM EDT
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Never cared for it, not much of a head guy. Had to tell the girlfriend, no. She seemed a little rejected. But, I appreciated the offer. No offense dude but if your saying no on a regular basis then she aint doing it right. ive said no every once in a while but its because i didnt have time for any kind of sex. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:09:25 AM EDT
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OK, I'll admit it: I'm impressed. And I figure I gotta have a thousand miles by now. Got a few with one foot on the steering column and the other behind the driver's head rest too. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Best road head was going thru a toll booth, stopping for change. All I had was a $20 and wasn't leaving that size tip. We were both naked, too. OK, I'll admit it: I'm impressed. And I figure I gotta have a thousand miles by now. Got a few with one foot on the steering column and the other behind the driver's head rest too. Needs moar MS Paint.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:14:32 AM EDT
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Dated a girl who had a convertible mustang. When we'd take her car out, she's always give me road head while I was driving her car back to my place. Top down.
And before you ask, yes. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:19:59 AM EDT
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In my experience the most giving were also the most psycho. Fun, but insane. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I got it once and haven't been able to talk her into it since  In my experience the most giving were also the most psycho. Fun, but insane. Insanity is great and all, but a little bit of crazy goes a looooong way. Strangely, I repeatedly find myself attracted to crazy... |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:28:46 AM EDT
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Proper road head isn't born of intoxication, it's part of a woman's psyche. It has to be there before you meet and unveil itself somewhere in the relationship, the sooner the better. Some women just flat out don't like oral sex, others do. Some like it so much that they're ready and willing at all times, day or night, stationary or otherwise.
^^^ This. I hit the Oral Lotto with my second wife. Any drive of that we go on as soon as were out of town and on an interstate she is on it. She seems to like it when truckers can see what is going on but wont admit to it. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:29:47 AM EDT
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One of my favoritests exes did it every fucking time we got in the car
this is why she is better off your ex |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:30:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Insanity is great and all, but a little bit of crazy goes a looooong way. Strangely, I repeatedly find myself attracted to crazy... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I got it once and haven't been able to talk her into it since In my experience the most giving were also the most psycho. Fun, but insane. Insanity is great and all, but a little bit of crazy goes a looooong way. Strangely, I repeatedly find myself attracted to crazy... They're fucking awesome, but eventually you get punched in the face. And by that time... you know better than to hit her back.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:36:27 AM EDT
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KIds kinda ruined it for me. My wife and I don't go anywhere alone.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:38:22 AM EDT
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Never cared for it, not much of a head guy. Had to tell the girlfriend, no. She seemed a little rejected. But, I appreciated the offer. I got.nuthin'. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:39:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:42:06 AM EDT
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When me and the wife go on a trip and the interstate gets kind of deserted, I know what's up when she starts looking back and then looking to see if we're gaining on anyone.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:43:27 AM EDT
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I once fired off on a sea lion. Wrong time to sleep asshole fish.    
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Posted: 12/20/2014 8:59:26 AM EDT
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Damn kids ruined my life.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:15:29 AM EDT
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Never cared for it, not much of a head guy. Had to tell the girlfriend, no. She seemed a little rejected. But, I appreciated the offer. So did you let your boyfriend suck it off? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:18:32 AM EDT
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Road head is very much appreciated and a sign that she's into you. Had to stop a few times on a country road to let her finish me off. Gets really hard to maintain control of the vehicle near the end.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:21:11 AM EDT
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We have rules. I drive more than 2 hours, road head happens.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:30:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We have rules. I drive more than 2 hours, road head happens. We never had rules, it was just part of the drive. I miss that crazy lady, but then again I don't. Not at all.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:36:52 AM EDT
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The first ex Mrs. Pilum wasn't good for me or my financial health.
But she was def down for some road head. She was a gamer on the road, fer sure. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:43:40 AM EDT
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I got it once and I couldn't enjoy it. Too busy trying not to kill myself or anyone else. I sure can enjoy it, but I can't finish from it. Has led to pulling off at a closed and empty gas station more than once though. |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:44:20 AM EDT
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Road head is NICE! Try having sex in a GM truck with bucket seats! That takes some work and a very flexible lady. After you get that one done, next try anal while driving! Yep, speaking from experience here! I miss CERTAIN aspects of the crazy, but its just not worth it to keep one in the long run.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 9:47:38 AM EDT
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Proper road head isn't born of intoxication, it's part of a woman's psyche. It has to be there before you meet and unveil itself somewhere in the relationship, the sooner the better. Some women just flat out don't like oral sex, others do. Some like it so much that they're ready and willing at all times, day or night, stationary or otherwise. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Anytime the fiance is intoxicated she goes for it. Its cool for a few minutes but not enough to finish. Proper road head isn't born of intoxication, it's part of a woman's psyche. It has to be there before you meet and unveil itself somewhere in the relationship, the sooner the better. Some women just flat out don't like oral sex, others do. Some like it so much that they're ready and willing at all times, day or night, stationary or otherwise. Truer words my friend.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:35:53 AM EDT
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Road Head?
What is this you speak of? |
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:43:57 AM EDT
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Sunday noon, 1973 Porsche 914, L"BJ" Freeway Dallas, TX
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:51:48 AM EDT
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Best road head was going thru a toll booth, stopping for change. All I had was a $20 and wasn't leaving that size tip. We were both naked, too. Come on Paul Harvey, don't leave us hangin!!
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:54:45 AM EDT
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Been a while, but all I drive is manual cars and I remember nudging her in the face with my knee after shifting lol
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:56:53 AM EDT
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Used to be a lot easier when cars had bench seats.
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Posted: 12/20/2014 11:57:29 AM EDT
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Get your girl to wear a skirt. Buy a vibrator. Let her drive.
You're gonna have the wildest sex of your life when you two get home. |
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