-5 minutes in: (Underground group porn thing scene) Damn.. Jake Gyllenhaal has a spider fetish??? Dafuq? Also, that girl has nice tits.
-15 minutes in: Jake is delusional, clearly this movie is going to be about a schizophrenia.. this movie is probably going to mirror Fight Club or something. I already got this shit figured out.
-30 minutes later: Oh.. he just has a twin brother.. nvm. Ok, i already know the rest of the movie.
-1 hour later: I don't know what the fuck i'm watching anymore.
-1 hour, 19 minutes later: YES, MELANIE LAURENT FULLY NUDE. FUCK YES.
-1 hour, 27 minutes later: Spiders control earth as we know it, in an ultra secretive totalitarian like state that's so hidden that the professor (Jake gyllenhaal) who teaches the subject doesn't even fucking know it.