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Link Posted: 5/21/2017 9:55:04 PM EDT
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Six pages I have to go through but the worst was what was called "the beast."   Had a stag or trout on the can, might be two different ones-
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 10:02:23 PM EDT
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Budweiser
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Link Posted: 5/21/2017 10:07:22 PM EDT
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Hamms.

It might have been skunked, but it was right off the tap in a bar.
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Some bars don't clean their lines enough. Hamm's doesn't seem any worse than any of the other budget macro beers to me. $9.87 for a 30 pack makes it more appealing too...
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 10:07:59 PM EDT
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PBR.
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User name fits with a tasteless and out of place submission.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 10:28:50 PM EDT
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Just remembered one so bad that a buddy and I damn near stopped taking free weekly six-packs of it back in high school (a family friend kept getting free six packs of it from someone else).....  

Link Posted: 5/21/2017 10:37:33 PM EDT
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Dog farts in the middle of the night..Smell reminds me of what a Heineken taste like..

and I used to drink Pearl and Milwaukee's best in college
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 10:38:59 PM EDT
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I don't remember the name but it was a sample of what the micro-brewer said "Tastes smokey like the scent of leaves burning in the fall.". Tasted like drinking a tire fire.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 10:46:14 PM EDT
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Just remembered one so bad that a buddy and I damn near stopped taking free weekly six-packs of it back in high school (a family friend kept getting free six packs of it from someone else).....  

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Tasted like beer and tequila mixed without the punch of the cactus juice.
Horrible stuff.
Even worse if it's chilled/hot/chilled again.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 10:47:29 PM EDT
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Any IPA

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Link Posted: 5/21/2017 10:48:17 PM EDT
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All of them. Beer is halfway to whiskey and they should've kept going.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 10:57:04 PM EDT
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Keystone light.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 11:01:03 PM EDT
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Straight from Urban Dictionary -

Steel Reserve

Steel Reserve is an intoxicationg liquid customarily found in 22 oz cans and in the value-packed 40 oz glass bottles. Now, normally I'd be compelled to use the word "beer", but that's not going to cut the mustard. This is a HIGH GRAVITY LAGER. That's what they say. After drinking this, you'll feel like someone increased the Earth's gravity field by 70%. Don't get me wrong, it's hands down the best bang for your drinking dollar... but you'll probably get arrested if you drink more than a forty ouncer. So be careful! I have hallucinated and time travelled under the influence of steel reserve.

After I drank a couple of forties of STEEL RESERVE I felt brave enough to fight a cop! And the cop felt brave enough to Taser me till I shit my pants.
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Well ain't that the truth!



I'm also reading comments on flavorless, bland beers. Now if we're talking tasteless, ineffectual swill, then it has got to be...................Rolling Rock.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 11:07:12 PM EDT
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That's what we used to call Milwaukee's Best Ice. Also, a runner up for world's most horrid "beer".
While it had more than the desired effect in generous portions, the taste was akin to being brewed from gutter leaves.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 11:19:59 PM EDT
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Sam Adams Stoney Brook Red. Keystone that has been vomited up in a truck stop toilet by a lot lizard and bottled. 
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 11:24:42 PM EDT
[#16]
Budweiser.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 11:24:42 PM EDT
[#17]
Double Tap, my computer is retarded
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 11:27:52 PM EDT
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Blue Moon, or any IPA.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 11:36:17 PM EDT
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Tasted like beer and tequila mixed without the punch of the cactus juice.
Horrible stuff.
Even worse if it's chilled/hot/chilled again.
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Just remembered one so bad that a buddy and I damn near stopped taking free weekly six-packs of it back in high school (a family friend kept getting free six packs of it from someone else).....  

https://beersnobsquad.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/tequiza-1.jpg?w=300
Tasted like beer and tequila mixed without the punch of the cactus juice.
Horrible stuff.
Even worse if it's chilled/hot/chilled again.
The guy got it from would leave it out on his porch for us....in TX...in the summer..
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 11:38:00 PM EDT
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Keystone light.
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The stuff inside the can tastes like the outside of the can..  Out of the cheap light macro brews, Busch Light is the best to me.
Link Posted: 5/21/2017 11:41:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2017 11:43:34 PM EDT
[#22]
Sierra Nevada Oatmeal Stout

No idea how people drink that foul shit
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 1:25:09 AM EDT
[#23]
They all taste the fucking same to me.


I take that back.  Blue Moon.  My dad's favorite, so one of the first I tried when I was of age.  Vomited within about 10 minutes of consuming.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 1:54:51 AM EDT
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I will happily drink Pabst, Blatz, Hamm's, Schlitz, Old Style, Stroh's, Grain Belt, Lone Star, but this stuff...
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You beat me to it.  That shit is so nasty my dad won't even drink it.  I think they run the sewer line right to the bottling line.  My dad will drink Blatz, Shlitz, and Hamms  on a regular bases (depending on which one is on sale.)  So, you know it has to be bad if he won't touch it.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 1:56:27 AM EDT
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Maccabee (Isreali) beer at the Mossad canteen in Mogadishu - best served around 85 degrees so you can't blame the shit taste on the beer, but it was the shit taste of the beer.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 1:45:43 PM EDT
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Homemade malt liquor.  It was made by a former inmate.  I guess that's the closest to toilet wine I'll ever come.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 2:28:30 PM EDT
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Rogue Chipotle Ale
You get more thirsty after every swallow...halfway through the bottle you're looking for water or some other beer to quench your thirst.
Fucking terrible.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 2:47:43 PM EDT
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I don't know the name of it but it was an extra biter IPA. Had the vomit flavor of the stomach acid, post an ole English binge with gut rot backyard bbq with taco bell and kfc sides marathon.

I got the taste out of my mouth by drinking about a gallon and a half of good beer.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 2:48:56 PM EDT
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GTFO

Bud light.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 2:55:03 PM EDT
[#31]
Lite BEER.

Seriously they used to sell a generic beer named, well.....Lite BEER

Link Posted: 5/22/2017 2:57:36 PM EDT
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I grew up on Schaefer. $3.29 for a 12 pack. Do you know the Schaefer jingle?

Link Posted: 5/22/2017 2:59:43 PM EDT
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Tried this pumpkin shit once....about puked.

Natty light is pretty terrible to.  Keystone light to.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 3:06:09 PM EDT
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Any of the super hoppy craft beers........makes my gut hurt!!  
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 3:10:12 PM EDT
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Hamms.

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Most bars don't bother cleaning their tap system.  I prefer beer from a bottle or can.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 3:21:55 PM EDT
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Flanders red
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 3:24:48 PM EDT
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Genesee Cream Ale.  Ugh!!
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The first Miller Brewing employee family days had free beer but one of my coworkers brought a cooler of Genny Cream Ale.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 3:51:25 PM EDT
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I've had Beer 30 Light and it's still NOT the worst beer I've tasted.

That dishonor goes straight to:

http://geneseebeer.com/images/beer/genesee-cream-can.jpg

http://geneseebeer.com/images/beer-secondary/genesee-cream-top.jpg

Does that even look like a cream ale to anybody?
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That was our go to cheap beer in the 80's
Tried it again recently.
Not bad, just kind of bland.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 3:53:39 PM EDT
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Tecate.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:01:18 PM EDT
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In the early 70's I swear Iron City canned beer was in steel cans.  Its taste confirmed it to me.

Rusty cans of Hamm's at the vacation resort that was Camp Fuji came in second.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:03:15 PM EDT
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Bottled homebrew made with malt extract
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:06:02 PM EDT
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Abita Turbodog, it has a soapy flavor to it.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:12:47 PM EDT
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Billy Beer
A novelty beer brought to us by Billy Carter.

     
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:14:33 PM EDT
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This, and the really dark stuff are the worst.

It's nasty and I don't understand people who drink that shit.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:15:15 PM EDT
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really going to sit here and try and say that a coors or a miller or a cheap beer was the "worst beer you ever had" ?
come on now

my absolute worst was Jalapeno beer
I expected beer with a hint of spice     had plenty of jalapeno margaritas.... I like them
instead I got skunky beer with bear mace flavor

something I just dont like is
fake sickly sweet beers

blueberry and pumpkin pie and...  yeah all those
me, my sister in law and brother in law all started buying weird beers to get together and try

pineapple beer was surprisingly really awesome
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:17:38 PM EDT
[#46]
Little kings
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:28:00 PM EDT
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Amstel Light
Bully Porter
Most IPA's
Rhinelander.....drank this garbage during my poor college days
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:30:25 PM EDT
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Some bars don't clean their lines enough. Hamm's doesn't seem any worse than any of the other budget macro beers to me. $9.87 for a 30 pack makes it more appealing too...
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I'd allow myself to be waterboarded with Hamm's if never have to drink another Sam Adams again.

Sam Adams' is so terrible, every time, that I'm thinking the brewers make it as a joke.
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:32:15 PM EDT
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Full Sail IPA NITRO


Worst part was it was direct from the brewery. Sitting on the patio in Hood River,OR. I'll never drink another "Nitro"
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 4:32:53 PM EDT
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Pearl beer, the only beer bad enough that you could not give it away in my college dorm.
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