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Posted: 5/22/2017 4:33:05 PM EDT

[#1]

Warm Texas Pride beer. Undrinkable piss. It was $3.99 a case and I thought how bad can it be? It was that bad. Gave the other 23 cans to a homeless guy that was panhandling at a red light in San Antonio.

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Posted: 5/22/2017 4:46:54 PM EDT

[#2]

We were having a meeting of the Episcopal Men's Club at my old church. What that meant is that we went behind the church, drank beer, ate barbecue, played horseshoes, and tried to out lie each other. One of our members used to have a liquor store. He would bring all kinds of obscure beers.

One of them was Yeti. We popped the top. It was so bad that 8 Episcopalians could not drink one single bottle.

Posted: 5/22/2017 4:49:36 PM EDT

[#3]

I really don't like the flavor of bocks, so spaten optimator.

Posted: 5/22/2017 4:57:00 PM EDT

[#4]

Schmitts. Hands down. Some nasty ass shit.

Posted: 5/22/2017 4:57:43 PM EDT

[#5]

Romulan Ale. Brewed in El Salvador. Will turn your lips and teeth a horrid shade of blue.

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/92/4681/?ba=jtfest

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:00:16 PM EDT

[#6]

This was so bad that I had a 12 pack last for over a semester at a hard partying time in college, and noone I knew could choke down an entire can, including confirmed malt liquor drinkers. Smelled, and tasted like mildew.

It was sufficiently amusing to watch people try to drink it that I went out and bought another 12 pack ($3.99ish) for the lulz.

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:02:22 PM EDT

[#7]

King Cobra malt liquor was pretty disgusting.....

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:05:54 PM EDT

[#8]

Any pepper/chili beer. Tastes like you just threw up in your mouth, and burns your throat just the same.

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:06:38 PM EDT

[#9]

One sip and I was like nope. Glad I didn't buy it. Nasty shit.

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:11:53 PM EDT

[#10]

shafer

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:12:37 PM EDT

[#11]

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Bad in quality:

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My wife loves the berry Weiss, but she's into fruit beers. Most mass produced beers don't really taste that good to me anymore after trying more and more styles and varieties of craft beer. I will still drink a modelo if it's super cold, but that's about my limit anymore

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:13:42 PM EDT

[#12]

came in a white can with black letters that said "B E E R"

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:14:14 PM EDT

[#13]

milwaukee's best

"the beast"

Bid night at my fraternity 1990----tasted horrible going down and even worse coming back up later that night.

probably drank a half a case on top of a pint of jim beam and whatever else I could get my hands on.
im pretty sure i came close to alcohol poisoning that night.

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:21:37 PM EDT

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IPA, or Kolsch beer.

Nasty shit.

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I'm curious now, what kind of beer do you actually like? IPAs are an acquired taste and not for everyone, I can understand that one. But a kolsch is a pretty mellow, tasty beer that most people that like beer should enjoy

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:23:00 PM EDT

[#15]

Hop'N Gator

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:30:37 PM EDT

[#16]

Utica Club gotta rank down there with the worst....any "Christmas Spice" swill, just fucking no.

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:31:29 PM EDT

[#17]

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I really don't like the flavor of bocks, so spaten optimator.

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You're out of your goddamn mind!

A liter of Optimator was a go-to pregame routine. Hit up the Haus for one, then you really don't need to drink at the other bars too much. Good times.

My contribution: I don't know what the name was, but I had a taste of a beer a coworker ordered on Friday - it tasted like liquid potpourri. I can still taste it. Horrible.

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:33:12 PM EDT

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I've seen this mentioned a few times in this thread. This looks like this generation's Schlitz Malt Liquor. Back in the 70s a six pack of tall boys was $1.50. If you had 75 cents and could find a buddy with 75 cents, you two were getting a hell of a buzz that night.

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:39:04 PM EDT

[#19]

Any beer from Mexico with Bohemia as the only exception from Mexico. Bohemia is pretty good but Corona and every other Mexican brand is disgusting. Yes, I have tried Pacifico, Modelo, Dos XX, etc. Mexican beer is terrible.

Next in line would be the over the top IPA offerings. I have enjoyed some IPAs but most are not good. Oh, and Miller High Life. Who the hell drinks that crap?

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:46:04 PM EDT

[#20]

I was at a local bar for dollar tacos and they came around asking if we wanted a free demo of beer so I said yeah. Then I started noticing a lot of people had not finished their's and had just left. It ended up tasting like straight coconut extract.

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:48:23 PM EDT

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There's no contest.

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You've lost your mind.

Hey, it sounded good when I saw it in the store!

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:50:52 PM EDT

[#22]

Guiness

I'd rather drink liquid dog shit.

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:58:11 PM EDT

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Beer 30 Light

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Absolutely disgusting, and that's coming from someone that likes most beers

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I threw out 29.87 of these beers.

Posted: 5/22/2017 5:59:50 PM EDT

[#24]

TL;DR

Has it turned into pages of hipster beer snobs defending their vile favorite?

Posted: 5/22/2017 6:01:18 PM EDT

[#25]

Guinness stout

Posted: 5/22/2017 6:02:19 PM EDT

[#26]

corona, IPAs and pepper beers

Posted: 5/22/2017 6:02:32 PM EDT

[#27]

LOL

Posted: 5/22/2017 6:06:03 PM EDT

[#28]

Evil eye

Posted: 5/22/2017 6:07:43 PM EDT

[#29]

Nastiest:
Jax - sewer water would have been an improvement.

Second place trophy:
Old Milwaukee tall boys - as a college student I used to put them in the freezer until nearly solid. We'd drink the alcohol off the top and throw the rest of that crap away.

Posted: 5/22/2017 7:19:32 PM EDT

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Full Sail IPA NITRO

Worst part was it was direct from the brewery. Sitting on the patio in Hood River,OR. I'll never drink another "Nitro"

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Don't give up nitros based on one, a lot of them are actually really good

Posted: 5/22/2017 7:30:29 PM EDT

[#31]

Stag is tied with Schlitz

Posted: 5/22/2017 8:18:42 PM EDT

[#32]

I don't understand how anyone can call a generic, mass produced light beer 'disgusting'. We get it, y'all are fancy and will only drink high end craft brews. But if you think Miller, Busch, Bud, Keystone are the nastiest beers you've ever had, you seriously need to get out more.

Posted: 5/22/2017 9:35:53 PM EDT

[#33]

Drank some IPA a buddy had, nasty!!!

Posted: 5/22/2017 9:44:10 PM EDT

[#34]

Guinness

Posted: 5/22/2017 9:44:42 PM EDT

[#35]

Mid 80's a couple friends and I were out doing nothing productive and decided we needed some beer. We had a total of ~$2 between the three of us. We bought a six pack of Blazt beer and one chicken breast.

2 beers and 1/3 of a chicken breast each. Good times but that beer was terrible by even college standards.

Still drank it though!

Posted: 5/22/2017 9:49:01 PM EDT

[#36]

IPAs

Posted: 5/22/2017 9:49:42 PM EDT

[#37]

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I don't understand how anyone can call a generic, mass produced light beer 'disgusting'. We get it, y'all are fancy and will only drink high end craft brews. But if you think Miller, Busch, Bud, Keystone are the nastiest beers you've ever had, you seriously need to get out more.

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50% of my beer consumption is Natural Light. The other 50% is high end craft beer.

I double dog dare you to drink 4 Kirkland Light beers a night for a week.

Posted: 5/22/2017 9:51:10 PM EDT

[#38]

Meister breau

Posted: 5/22/2017 9:58:08 PM EDT

[#39]

The ones in a green bottle or the ones that are as black as night.

Posted: 5/22/2017 10:09:40 PM EDT

[#40]

Coors

Posted: 5/22/2017 10:17:33 PM EDT

[#41]

1984, a delightful Egyptian beer called Stella Lager. It was served by the liter, was cheap, and had a the pleasing aroma of Formaldehyde. Nasty shit but if you got through the first glass it started to taste better, but the hangovers were epic.

Posted: 5/22/2017 10:26:59 PM EDT

[#42]

When I was in Malaysia, I had to drink a lot of tiger beer. It was both the best and the worst beer to drink in Malaysia. As soon as it was above 33 degrees, it tasted like formaldehyde. Hangovers sucked. CLose runner up is brahma beer in brazil. HOly shit that stuff is fucking disgusting. Tastes like the backwash of a warm bottle of shitty mezcal. On second thought, Brahma is the worst.

Posted: 5/22/2017 10:29:50 PM EDT

[#43]

Crazy Horse

Posted: 5/22/2017 11:46:52 PM EDT

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I had a buddy at work and that was his go to beer.
If it was ice cold and you could get the first one down........the next three or four weren't bad.

Posted: 5/23/2017 12:52:20 AM EDT

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Guinness stout

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It's an acquired taste.

Posted: 5/23/2017 2:31:38 AM EDT

[#46]

bud light
bud light lime

Posted: 5/23/2017 2:56:32 AM EDT

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I agree with this one.

Posted: 5/23/2017 3:29:17 AM EDT

[#48]

I like a lot of Erie Brewing Company beers, I generally do not like IPAs at all but I had to try it because it has a Valkyrie on it and every couple-few months I figure maybe I should try an IPA again because maybe I'll find one that doesn't suck. Yeah, not so much, I've tried about a dozen and found one that isn't too bad. This is not that one.

I think the most apt description of the experience of drinking it would be: It's like sucking on a pinecone's taint.

Posted: 5/23/2017 3:39:04 AM EDT

[#49]

Stroh's and Milwaukee's Best. Back in the 80's, I could buy it for less than the generic grocery store soda. Tasted like crap, but back then I drank for effect.

Posted: 5/23/2017 3:43:59 AM EDT

[#50]

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Stroh's and Milwaukee's Best. Back in the 80's, I could buy it for less than the generic grocery store soda. Tasted like crap, but back then I drank for effect.

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When I was in a band in college in the early '90s we'd each get a 12 pack of Beast Lite for practice...then when practice was over we'd figure out what to get to do the real drinking for the rest of the night.

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