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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:13:44 PM EDT
[#1]
We're going to need a bigger boat.
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:16:21 PM EDT
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Ben Franklin is a fag. - Tommy Jefferson Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And in before the bullshit Hirohito and Jefferson quotes. Which Jefferson quote is bullshit? Ben Franklin is a fag. - Tommy Jefferson "Sally puts out" - "Big T" Jefferson 
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:19:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:19:42 PM EDT
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Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave. and... Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keels. Makes her a home. |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:20:15 PM EDT
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Which Jefferson quote is bullshit? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And in before the bullshit Hirohito and Jefferson quotes. Which Jefferson quote is bullshit? 87% of the ones conservatives float around defending the second amendment. |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:26:10 PM EDT
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87% of the ones conservatives float around defending the second amendment. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And in before the bullshit Hirohito and Jefferson quotes. Which Jefferson quote is bullshit? 87% of the ones conservatives float around defending the second amendment. Meh, they're close enough, you're just splitting blades of grass. |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:26:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ben Franklin is a fag. - Tommy Jefferson Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: And in before the bullshit Hirohito and Jefferson quotes. Which Jefferson quote is bullshit? Ben Franklin is a fag. - Tommy Jefferson Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough - Abraham Lincoln |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:27:06 PM EDT
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"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite." - Winston Churchill
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." - Robert A. Heinlein John Bernard Books: I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:29:04 PM EDT
[#9]
"love you long time" (hear the accent in your head?)
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:29:44 PM EDT
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Meh, they're close enough, you're just splitting blades of grass. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And in before the bullshit Hirohito and Jefferson quotes. Which Jefferson quote is bullshit? 87% of the ones conservatives float around defending the second amendment. Meh, they're close enough, you're just splitting blades of grass. 
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:36:44 PM EDT
[#11]
"Could you please stand closer to the work?"
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:40:48 PM EDT
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Meh, they're close enough, you're just splitting blades of grass. Not really. Some are not even close to what they said. I just don't think conservatives should looks as stupid as Liberals when it comes to things quoting historical figures. Hirohitos quote was 100% fabricated. |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:42:44 PM EDT
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“One bleeding-heart type asked me in a recent interview if I did not agree that ‘violence begets violence.’ I told him that it is my earnest endeavor to see that it does. I would like very much to ensure—and in some cases I have—that any man who offers violence to his fellow citizen begets a whole lot more in return than he can enjoy.”
Jeff Cooper |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:43:44 PM EDT
[#14]
What's a dickfer? Ceaser Chavez
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:51:31 PM EDT
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"The only consistent feature of your dis-satisfactory relationships is yourself."
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:52:51 PM EDT
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A man cannot teach what he does not know and cannot lead where he does not go.
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:55:11 PM EDT
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"Can't polish a turd, Pepper."
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:55:48 PM EDT
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"A man doesn't have to go out of his way to make life easier for another man, but he damn sure doesn't have to go out of his way to make it more difficult neither" - Corn
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:57:46 PM EDT
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"An asshole doesn't wake up in the morning and decide to be an asshole. An asshole is born an asshole!" - Corn
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Posted: 10/25/2016 4:58:46 PM EDT
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My sig line.
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:00:03 PM EDT
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Always liked this one (and of course see sig line)-
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.” |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:02:20 PM EDT
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Not really. Some are not even close to what they said. I just don't think conservatives should looks as stupid as Liberals when it comes to things quoting historical figures. Hirohitos quote was 100% fabricated. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Meh, they're close enough, you're just splitting blades of grass. Not really. Some are not even close to what they said. I just don't think conservatives should looks as stupid as Liberals when it comes to things quoting historical figures. Hirohitos quote was 100% fabricated. I was joking and agree. But then again, the fabrications of liberals don't seem to slow them down, even when they get caught. Looking stupid doesn't seem to bother them either. |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:06:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not really. Some are not even close to what they said. I just don't think conservatives should looks as stupid as Liberals when it comes to things quoting historical figures. Hirohitos quote was 100% fabricated. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Meh, they're close enough, you're just splitting blades of grass. Not really. Some are not even close to what they said. I just don't think conservatives should looks as stupid as Liberals when it comes to things quoting historical figures. Hirohitos quote was 100% fabricated. Do you see it now  |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:07:53 PM EDT
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get to the back of the website- DK 
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:14:19 PM EDT
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IF - by Rudyard Kipling
"How unlucky I am that this should happen to me. But not at all. Perhaps, say how lucky I am that I am not broken by what has happened, and I am not afraid of what is about to happen. For the same blow might have stricken anyone, but not many would have absorbed it without capitulation and complaint.”? Marcus Aurelius In other words, you can't control the world or people but you can control yourself, how you feel about things, how you choose to react. No one can MAKE you feel anything. |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:16:49 PM EDT
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The trouble with capitalism is that not everyone gets to share in the wealth. The trouble with socialism is that everyone will share in the misery. Winston Churchill
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:36:16 PM EDT
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You know it seems like he might have hidden a joke in there and you missed it... Do you see it now
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Meh, they're close enough, you're just splitting blades of grass. Not really. Some are not even close to what they said. I just don't think conservatives should looks as stupid as Liberals when it comes to things quoting historical figures. Hirohitos quote was 100% fabricated. Do you see it now
Saw it from the get-go! Y |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:38:27 PM EDT
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"Christ was the greatest head-shrinker and ego of them all - claiming he was the Son of God. Throwing those money-changers out of the temple. Naturally, that was His mistake. They got His ass. Even asked Him to fold his feet so they could save one nail. What shit."
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:46:41 PM EDT
[#29]
Ain't nothing like a good piece of pussy 'cept maybe the Indie 500.
- Bunny |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:53:07 PM EDT
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Freedom of speech is a principal pillar of a free government; when this support is taken away, the constitution of a free society is dissolved, and tyranny is erected on its ruins.- Ben franklin
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:56:12 PM EDT
[#31]
I use to ask my father a lot of questions and after he had enough he would say"Why don't chickens piss"?
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Posted: 10/25/2016 5:59:30 PM EDT
[#32]
Illegitimi
non carborundum |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:27:52 PM EDT
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I "collect" quotes, but here are a few favorites:
"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody’s expense but his own…” -Hermann Melville Moby Dick or, The Whale "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.” -Hanlon’s Law The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. George Orwell Sorry for the jumbled formatting, doing two things at once.  |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:31:22 PM EDT
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Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity. Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:33:52 PM EDT
[#35]
These are tomorrows good old days.
-me |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:35:15 PM EDT
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Don't sweat the small stuff, it's all small stuff.
I aim to misbehave. |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:38:28 PM EDT
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I'm going to guess that all of your failures prior to the "revolution" will pale in comparison to how hard your life will be afterward. You will not rise to the occasion. If you can't succeed in a structured, ordered society, you will continue to fail miserably when winning friends and influencing people becomes vitally important.- THR-Thumper
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:40:45 PM EDT
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - RobertHeinlein
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:43:14 PM EDT
[#40]
mine is in my sig line
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:44:55 PM EDT
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"Suck my dick" - Ron Jeremy
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:48:37 PM EDT
[#42]
I'll share two that come to mind:
Man #1: "Do you think men can change?" Man #2: "No. But I've seen it" ~~~~~ "Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket" -Eric Hoffer |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:53:04 PM EDT
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"Listen, and understand! That Hillary is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!" |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 6:55:35 PM EDT
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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
and my sig line. |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 7:02:37 PM EDT
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"Man is too stupid, to know just how stupid he is".... said by my father
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Posted: 10/25/2016 7:05:30 PM EDT
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"Because some people need to be shot." Clint Smith
While teaching a pistol class, and emphasizing the importance of reloading, the instructor held up an expensive custom pistol, and asked the class: "Do you all know the difference between a rock, and this pistol when the pistol is empty?" Answer: "The price." By Duncan Bruce Pierce |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 7:28:30 PM EDT
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This is a GD special, read it and take heed.,
He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool - shun him. He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is a child - teach him. He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep - wake him. He who knows, and knows that he knows, is a wise man - follow him. Author Unknown |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 7:33:29 PM EDT
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"Truth is the cry of all, but the game of few."
George Berkeley |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 7:40:24 PM EDT
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"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
-Yoda |
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Posted: 10/25/2016 7:44:08 PM EDT
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right. |
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