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Posted: 10/25/2016 2:14:07 PM EDT
This has probably been done before, but see join date... Yep. Post up some of your favorite quotes. Can be inspirational, motivational, funny, personal, from movies, books etc. This will probably turn into a Winston Churchill thread, but I'm cool with that.

"I have not yet begun to fight"
- John Paul Jones

"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be."
- Voltaire

"She needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs...a little Kramer."
- Kramer
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This too shall come to pass.
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I would suck the dick of the last guy to fuck her, just to get a taste of her.
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Link Posted: 10/25/2016 2:18:35 PM EDT
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"That guy from U2 with the glasses?"  As said by mark whalberg's character in shooter when asked who he believes he can trust.
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"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice."
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"I am a leaf on the wind... Watch how I soar…"

Hoban Washburne
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Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities. We didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I worked in the private sector. They expect results.

 













Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!







 
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In my sig line.
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

- Mark Twain
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Chance favors the prepared mind.
Louis Pasteur
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"In God we trust, all others will pay cash"

"If we will not be governed by God, we must be governed by tyrants."

William Penn

"He who piss in cash register, could run into money"

Confucius?

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Q:  "Why did you never do the hike?"
A:  "When I was young, I was too busy.  Now that I'm old, I'm too tired."

From the movie; The Way



Put more down and think far less.
Get over the finer details and do one
frivolous no-good thing on nothing more than the idea of it.
Forget the words "adventure", "epic", "legend".  
Ban them from the present life you lead.
For it doesn't start as an adventure.  
It begins with a risk.
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"I drank what?"

-Socrates
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One of the greatest wastes of this life is when we miss out on the brotherhood that’s waiting for us with other men. Until we become aware of it, our urge to impress women in adolescence can initiate a mad rush like a drug to succeed and perform that can last the rest of our lives. When striving for success eclipses everything else in life, relationships with other men become utilitarian. “How can he help me get ahead? Is this relationship strategic? Etc.” In a world where men live at arm’s-length so few men have friendships, not just golfing buddies. So few men have friends who know their souls, who know them beyond their stories, and know what makes their hearts sing. ~Conscious Men
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
- H.L. Mencken

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages, because they know they can be impolite without having their head split, as a general thing.
- Robert E. Howard (Said by Conan the barbarian)

eta:

yeah? well, fuck you.
- Ron White
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"Mes amis, si j'avance, suivez-moi! Si je recule, tuez-moi! Si je meurs, vengez-moi!" Translation: Friends, if I advance, follow me! If I retreat, kill me! If I die, avenge me!

Henri de La Rochejacquelein
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"Some days are better than others" - My father. My daily mantra.

"Let know man's ghost come back to say "my training let me down".

From an active shooter course, "you'll have one shot. So take your time, pick up that front sight, and put a round in their head".

And my favorite two, which are attributed to me around my FD, but most certainly not my own:

"Could you please get on the roof, and unfuck them?" (I did say it, I'm just sure I'm not the first)

"Fuck it, we'll do it live "
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That would be nsw8148
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Any thing is a dlido, If your adventurous enough. - Abraham Lincoln.
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" At this point, what difference does it make ?"
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"I can't get it the whole way in!!!!!! Play with the rest of it!!!!!!!!"

John (Johnny Wadd) Holmes in "Beyond Fulfillment"
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     "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.”
   


 


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   Margaret Thatcher

 
Link Posted: 10/25/2016 3:28:07 PM EDT
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Invariably, incompetents make more trouble for others then they do for themselves. - Lonesome Dove - McMurtry-
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"Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it."
-Unknown
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"Who farted?"

Everyone, ever
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And in before the bullshit Hirohito and Jefferson quotes.
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"There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really priviliges and he does nothing to deserve them. Despite the billions spent on an individual, he can be lifted transiently but always slips back again. Thus the New Deal had been the most stupendous digenetic enterprise ever undertaken by man. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, young or old, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time. The effects of that doctrine are bound to be disastrous sooner or later."


H.L. Mencken


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"Bitches be cray"
-Abraham Lincoln

"Ayyyye, LMAO!"
-George Washington
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You can't believe everything you read on the internet - Abraham Lincoln
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"Holy Shit that hurt!"- Ben Franklin
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"Too much sickness and not enough death" - The late "Bonzi" Harris. 2nd Marine Tarawa Vet commenting on peeps that call-in sick.
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"I will work harder!"

Animal Farm, A Fairy Tale
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Tom Selleck as Monte Walsh......



Rudy, you can't have no idea, how little I care......

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"If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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Initials are DC
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Always followed by spectacular entertainment - "Hold my beer and watch this."
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"We were in front of a full length mirror.  I grabbed that big ass and then stuck my tongue into that vacuum mouth.  Our tongues circled like crazy snakes.  I had something big in front of me.  The idiot son stood in the center of the room and grinned at us."

"I stripped, worked up a lather, hooked my toes in the bed rungs and doubled into a circle.  It was the same - an eighth of an inch short.  Well, you couldn't have it all.  I reached over, opened it in the middle, and began reading Tolstoy's War and Peace.  Nothing had changed.  It was still a lousy book."

Charles Bukowski
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"Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever."

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Can I just ask you something? Now what do you think keeps a world like this's shit together? It’s not magic. It’s not. It’s rules. It’s people abiding by the terms of the deals they signed themselves. It’s rules. You know what’s more important that the rules, though? It’s the enforcement of those rules. We got a responsibility you and me. What we do, maybe it’s small I don’t know, but… it matters. It matters.
 
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Which Jefferson quote is bullshit?

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get to the back of the website- DK
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Death? What do you all know about death?

-Sgt Barnes
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Fuck it I'm foing - SotD
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"I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable.   Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things."
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Ben Franklin is a fag. -  Tommy Jefferson


 
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