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This was never about the money, this was about us against the system. That system that kills the human spirit. We stand for something. We are here to show those guys that are inching their way on the freeways in their metal coffins that the human sprit is still alive.
ETA... I own page 11 |
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[#2]
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Did ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L 2404? |
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[#3]
He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.
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[#4]
If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you, but the question is, if I die, what are you going to do? Bon appétit... Eat or die.
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[#6]
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It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man. And already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for blood, hungry for action. Hell, I'm just plain ol' hungry. Feel like I'm gettin' weaker, while Charlie's gettin' stronger in the jungle. Gotta maintaine discipline; gotta keep up my strength! 'Cause the hard reality is, I gotta get a job. |
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[#7]
" You got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black and drive jew. So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipper headed dog munching dink you are if you dont?"
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If you don't pull over & give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass - and you - you drew the short straw, because your head is going up my ass. |
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[#10]
Ohhh, Rock of Ages. We got ourselves another war. A gut bustin' mother lovin' NAVY war!
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[#11]
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You must think I'm pretty sick? Hmm? Right? I'll betcha... I'll betcha you really think I'm sick, right? You think I'm sick? You think I'm sick? You don't have to answer. |
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[#13]
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You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was... for an hour or for a month... he must have been a happy man |
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[#14]
"I got a small dick. It's pathetic."
RIP Bill. You'll be missed. |
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[#15]
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Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off. |
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[#16]
Oh shit! Swamp leaches! Everybody check for swamp leaches and pull em off.
Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal? |
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[#17]
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Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time. |
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[#18]
Hey, honey, c'mere a minute, will ya?
Listen, two more glasses for the girls. And bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody passes out. Then bring one every ten minutes, ok? |
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[#19]
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You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the fucking wall apart... brick by brick... and nuke them back into the fucking stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it! |
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[#20]
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Well... what the hell does he know? He's just an ignorant old man. |
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[#22]
Quoted:
. You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take the fucking wall apart... brick by brick... and nuke them back into the fucking stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it! View Quote It's 'cause Truman was to much of a pussy wimp to let McArthur go in there and blow out those commie bastards! |
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[#24]
(Said breathlessly) My God! They Shot Him!
Hot Lips you incredible nincompoop that's the end of the quarter. |
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[#26]
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Hey, I don't blame you. If I was in your situation, I'd want to get through this whole thing as quickly and with as little pain as possible. So, you know, let's try our best to make this a simple, in-and-out procedure. What's the matter? Hey relax, relax. You know, maybe we should spend a couple minutes together. You know, to get acquainted before we uh, you know, before we get to it. What's wrong with you? |
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[#28]
Max: Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...Fritz: Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.Max: Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn.[Accidentally shoots Fritz]Max: Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!
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[#30]
Da fella who owned it before, he don' see tooo goot. He jus' shoot where he hear someone talkin'
He had a fight inna salooon n' da piano player, he make SO much noise, he can't hear da udder fella, so he jus' shoot da piano player, n' dey hung 'im. |
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[#31]
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Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things that a man needs to believe in the most: that people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love, true love, never dies... No matter if they're true or not, a man should believe in those things because those are the things worth believing in. |
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[#32]
In honor.......
Kelly's Heroes - Don Rickles (Crapgame) Kelly's Heroes - Maybe The Guy's A Republican You Win a Cookie |
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[#33]
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If I hear any more threats against Captain Maitland's life... if I hear any more wild talk about going down to headquarters and killing the General or raping the nurses at the field hospital... I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands. You understand that? |
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[#35]
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The Bedouin monks of the Al Magreb Mountains developed a system of sonic chanting. The sound of their chanting would bounce back off any obstacles, and using their highly tuned ears they could paint a mental picture of the path ahead. |
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[#36]
That's pretty strong talk from somebody with bird stuff on your jacket
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[#37]
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My own death was in front of me, and you know what happened? Your life flashed before my eyes. |
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[#38]
1st Officer: The Army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day
2nd Officer: It looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast. |
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[#39]
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You're here because you were a liar, a coward, and a thief. Now you can be a soldier, like what they pay you for. |
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[#40]
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I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor has killed millions of people, but it hasn't saved a single one. Tell you what I do like though: a killer. A dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, he would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun. |
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[#41]
Quoted:
. I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor has killed millions of people, but it hasn't saved a single one. Tell you what I do like though: a killer. A dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, he would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun. View Quote |
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[#42]
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
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[#44]
You back that queen again, you son-of-a-bitch, I'll blow you right up that wildcat's ass!
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Come back, you fools! Come back and fight! Dogs aren't dangerous! |
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