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Merchant: I do not believe in God, or art, or science, or newspapers, or politics, or philosophy. Customer: Then, Mr. Teacher, ain't there nothing you do believe in? Merchant: Money. |
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white heat james cagney made it ma top of the world |
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"Sometimes, when you are a man, you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun"
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No one puts baby in the corner!
Somebody poisoned the water hole! |
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1) There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses 2) It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Fix the cigarette lighter. View Quote |
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"We should get back soon.....they mostly come at night..........mostly"
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"I got invited to the White House...a-gain! And I got to meet the president...a-gain!"
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There are roughly 8 thousand slots to be filled... 15 hundred of which will require Senate confirmation. Do we even know that many incompetent people... outside of Los Angeles? |
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Remember the story of those two Jewish commandos who were sent to kill Hitler at 12:30? They waited for him in an alley with guns, bombs and knives. Only Hitler didn't show up. After half an hour, still no Hitler. Finally, one assassin turns to the other and says, "My God, I hope nothing happened to him." |
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You back that queen again you son of a bitch I'll blow you right up that wildcats ass you hear me?
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When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between... she's fair game. |
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A man can stay here a long time and never eat the same meal twice. |
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I'd love to stop and chat to you but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes. |
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Alright Bub your head is coming Right Off. (For Extra Internets name the movie OR the Actor that said the line.) |
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“Sir, we arrested him at the airport… he was ready to board a plane to Venezuela… we’re not sure why.” “You’re not sure?” “No, sir.” “It’s because we have no extradition treaty with Venezuela.” “Oh… well, sir, what should we do with him?” “For Christ sake, take him back to the airport and put him on a plane to Venezuela!” |
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"Some pinhead spelled hell with one l".
Tom Berengers character in the movie Betrayed. |
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Maybe poker is just not your game, Ike. I know... Let's have a spelling contest. |
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I don't love you, you harlot. I'm not even speaking to you. |
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You've got to say: 'I'm a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!' So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE! |
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What the hell…There’s nothing to go home to anyway. And the Lord said, Gentlemen, “He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone.” |
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What the hell…There’s nothing to go home to anyway. View Quote "And now one for all the nostalgics out there. A blast from the past all the way back from 2003 - that beautiful time when people refused to accept that the future was just around the corner." |
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"Listen... for years I've been taking your fatherly advice, and it's never been any good. So, from now on, I'm strictly a one man band." |
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"Here- you don't want no sissy gun, you want a MAN'S GUN!"
...and... "Do you have anything besides Mexican food?" |
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"El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that, once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?" |
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When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did...
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"Blue Leader to all sections. Enemy anti-aircraft intact. Keep your eyes open. We're going in." |
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"We both know how careers are made. Integrity is something you sell the public." |
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