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Link Posted: 5/17/2017 9:28:01 AM EDT
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Merchant:   I do not believe in God, or art, or science, or newspapers, or politics, or philosophy.
Customer:  Then, Mr. Teacher, ain't there nothing you do believe in?
Merchant:  Money.
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 11:51:03 AM EDT
[#2]
white heat james cagney made it ma top of the world
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 12:25:28 PM EDT
[#3]
"Sometimes, when you are a man, you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun"
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 12:26:07 PM EDT
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We're gonna take 'em out a whole new door!
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 1:45:27 PM EDT
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"I hate Illinois Nazis"
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"We have both kinds of music here. Country AND western."
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 1:57:13 PM EDT
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We're gonna take 'em out a whole new door!
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And where...is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!!!
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 1:59:23 PM EDT
[#7]
No one puts baby in the corner!

Somebody poisoned the water hole!
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 2:03:44 PM EDT
[#8]
"You can't really dust for vomit."
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 2:07:19 PM EDT
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1) There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

2) It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
Fix the cigarette lighter.
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"Are you the police?" "No ma'am. We're musicians."
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 2:12:16 PM EDT
[#10]
"We should get back soon.....they mostly come at night..........mostly"
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 2:17:01 PM EDT
[#11]
Lt lake, you're almost... out of uniform
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 2:33:47 PM EDT
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Lt lake, you're almost... out of uniform
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Tastes like creamed corn sir.

Except it's deviled ham!!!
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 2:35:46 PM EDT
[#13]
"Fuck the bonus!"
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 2:42:10 PM EDT
[#14]
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In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

Stephen in braveheart
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"Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for."
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 2:49:24 PM EDT
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"I got invited to the White House...a-gain! And I got to meet the president...a-gain!"
Link Posted: 5/17/2017 4:03:19 PM EDT
[#16]
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There are roughly 8 thousand slots to be filled... 15 hundred of which will require Senate confirmation. Do we even know that many incompetent people... outside of Los Angeles?
Link Posted: 5/19/2017 2:25:21 PM EDT
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Remember the story of those two Jewish commandos who were sent to kill Hitler at 12:30? They waited for him in an alley with guns, bombs and knives. Only Hitler didn't show up. After half an hour, still no Hitler.  Finally, one assassin turns to the other and says, "My God, I hope nothing happened to him."
Link Posted: 5/22/2017 10:02:45 PM EDT
[#18]
You back that queen again you son of a bitch I'll blow you right up that wildcats ass you hear me?
Link Posted: 5/23/2017 2:24:05 AM EDT
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When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between... she's fair game.
Link Posted: 6/14/2017 4:52:40 PM EDT
[#20]
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A man can stay here a long time and never eat the same meal twice.
Link Posted: 6/14/2017 4:57:58 PM EDT
[#21]
No boom boom with soul brodah, too boocoo, too boocoo

Link Posted: 6/14/2017 4:58:36 PM EDT
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No boom boom with soul brodah, too boocoo, too boocoo

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Full Metal Jacket
Link Posted: 6/14/2017 5:06:44 PM EDT
[#23]
"Why don't you put her in charge?"
Link Posted: 6/22/2017 3:13:08 PM EDT
[#24]
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You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.
Link Posted: 7/3/2017 6:01:40 PM EDT
[#25]
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I'd love to stop and chat to you but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
Link Posted: 7/3/2017 7:15:54 PM EDT
[#26]
(Said very quickly)

Alright Bub your head is coming Right Off.



(For Extra Internets name the movie OR the Actor that said the line.)
Link Posted: 7/3/2017 7:17:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/3/2017 7:26:58 PM EDT
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(Said very quickly)

Alright Bub your head is coming Right Off.

(For Extra Internets name the movie OR the Actor that said the line.)
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MASH

"That dude there - I need his prosthetic leg."
Link Posted: 7/11/2017 12:41:32 AM EDT
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“Sir, we arrested him at the airport… he was ready to board a plane to Venezuela… we’re not sure why.”
“You’re not sure?”
“No, sir.”
“It’s because we have no extradition treaty with Venezuela.”
“Oh… well, sir, what should we do with him?”
“For Christ sake, take him back to the airport and put him on a plane to Venezuela!”
Link Posted: 7/11/2017 3:25:33 AM EDT
[#30]
"Some pinhead spelled hell with one l".

Tom Berengers character in the movie Betrayed.
Link Posted: 7/12/2017 2:37:02 PM EDT
[#31]
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Maybe poker is just not your game, Ike.   I know... Let's have a spelling contest.
Link Posted: 7/16/2017 11:45:16 PM EDT
[#32]
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I don't love you, you harlot. I'm not even speaking to you.
Link Posted: 8/4/2017 4:14:32 AM EDT
[#33]
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You've got to say: 'I'm a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!'
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your
chairs.
I want you to get up right now and go to the window.
Open it, and stick your head out, and yell:
I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
Link Posted: 8/13/2017 8:44:59 PM EDT
[#34]
Same movie:

What the hell…There’s nothing to go home to anyway.

And the Lord said, Gentlemen, “He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone.”
Link Posted: 8/13/2017 8:58:32 PM EDT
[#35]
What the hell…There’s nothing to go home to anyway.
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Pretty sure that's from Fail Safe.

"And now one for all the nostalgics out there. A blast from the past all the way back from 2003 - that beautiful time when people refused to
accept that the future was just around the corner."
Link Posted: 8/13/2017 9:53:41 PM EDT
[#36]
"FIRE IN THE PAINT LOCKER!"
Link Posted: 8/13/2017 10:08:25 PM EDT
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"Listen... for years I've been taking your fatherly advice, and it's never been any good.  So, from now on, I'm strictly a one man band."
Link Posted: 8/13/2017 10:19:01 PM EDT
[#38]
"We had cupcakes for breakfast...with raisins."
Link Posted: 8/13/2017 10:25:31 PM EDT
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I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard.
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New Jack City
Link Posted: 8/13/2017 10:30:39 PM EDT
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Great movie.

Sit your five dollar as down before I make change!
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The Duh Duh Man. Greatest nickname ever.
Link Posted: 8/13/2017 11:10:57 PM EDT
[#41]
"Here- you don't want no sissy gun, you want a MAN'S  GUN!"

...and...

"Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"
Link Posted: 8/14/2017 12:27:28 AM EDT
[#42]
When was the last time you felt good about anything?
Link Posted: 8/14/2017 12:49:36 AM EDT
[#43]
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"El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education.  But could it be that, once again, you are angry at something
else and are looking to take it out on me?"
Link Posted: 9/11/2017 8:52:35 PM EDT
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When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did...
Link Posted: 9/30/2017 10:17:19 PM EDT
[#45]
(Next to last line in the movie)

I wonder who won.
Link Posted: 10/2/2017 1:17:06 AM EDT
[#46]
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"OK. Run me up the hill, son."
Link Posted: 10/8/2017 2:44:15 PM EDT
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"Blue Leader to all sections. Enemy anti-aircraft intact. Keep your eyes open. We're going in."
Link Posted: 10/8/2017 4:00:18 PM EDT
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(A war movie)

Jesus loves me
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 2:13:29 AM EDT
[#49]
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"We both know how careers are made. Integrity is something you sell the public."
Link Posted: 10/12/2017 7:09:48 AM EDT
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"We both know how careers are made. Integrity is something you sell the public."
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"You sell what you want, but don't sell it here".
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