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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:02:54 PM EDT
[#1]
"That hug was completely asexual"
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:05:17 PM EDT
[#2]
IBTL
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:05:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Big Gulps huh? Alright! Well, see ya later!
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:09:28 PM EDT
[#4]
"Take it out.... I have to poop!" -- Any Max Hardcore movie ever made.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:12:20 PM EDT
[#5]
You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:14:43 PM EDT
[#6]
I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:15:12 PM EDT
[#7]
"Cause Truman was to much of a pussywimp to let Mcarthur go in there and blow out those commie bastards!" |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:22:06 PM EDT
[#8]
it's true, this man has no dick.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:22:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:23:12 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Big Gulps huh? Alright! Well, see ya later! Came here to post this |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:24:09 PM EDT
[#11]
Death by stereo
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:24:24 PM EDT
[#12]
You're a CHOIR BOY COMPARED TO ME A FUCKING CHOIR BOY!!!!
and my other favorite. I HOPE YOU LEFT ENOUGH ROOM IN YOUR STOMACH BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN IT AND RIP OUT YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE!!!! |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:24:41 PM EDT
[#13]
Beware, there are mine fields out there. Most of them are inert. However, some are ert.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:25:06 PM EDT
[#14]
Yeah. It's a dickfer.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:29:42 PM EDT
[#15]
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:30:50 PM EDT
[#16]
Fuck you
Fuck you Fuck you You're cool And fuck you, I quit ... |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:32:57 PM EDT
[#17]
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You know, for a guy with no principles, sometimes you act kinda peculiar. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:34:16 PM EDT
[#18]
"If it aint a mess it'll do till the mess gets here."
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:34:18 PM EDT
[#19]
"Hoobastank"
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:34:52 PM EDT
[#20]
Jenny, you got da AIDS.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:37:57 PM EDT
[#21]
Infiltrators, came up illegal through Mexico.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:39:09 PM EDT
[#22]
As Chairman of the Welcoming Committee of Rock Ridge, it is my honor to extend a laurel and hardy handshake to our new.... .... .... .... well, you know. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:39:39 PM EDT
[#23]
"'scuse me, while I whip this out!"
ETA: Damn if that didn't work out! |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:40:55 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "'scuse me, while I whip this out!" ETA: Damn if that didn't work out! LMAO!!! |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:41:38 PM EDT
[#25]
I shot the clerk?
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:42:25 PM EDT
[#26]
"somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes"
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:46:33 PM EDT
[#27]
Lord...some men you made out of clay... mine, you made out of shit...
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:49:50 PM EDT
[#28]
Wyatt FUCKING Earp!
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:52:05 PM EDT
[#29]
I don't believe this, I'm surrounded by assholes.
KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES! |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:53:45 PM EDT
[#30]
Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 3:55:23 PM EDT
[#31]
"If butch goes to china, ...."
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:03:08 PM EDT
[#32]
"Game over man!"
"Where is the gate key?" "I have no gate key" "Fessik, Tear his arms off." "Oh you mean this gate key." |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:03:18 PM EDT
[#33]
<------- song lyric
movie quote l l l l V |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:08:04 PM EDT
[#34]
Saw it, ........ right off.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:10:09 PM EDT
[#35]
Crockett, Tubbs... they floatin'.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:13:36 PM EDT
[#36]
Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:16:20 PM EDT
[#37]
Those aren't pillows!
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:17:07 PM EDT
[#38]
Are you going to do something or just stand there and have a bloody nose!!
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:22:13 PM EDT
[#39]
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
"You eat shit for breakfast?!" |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:23:46 PM EDT
[#40]
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:24:03 PM EDT
[#41]
dyin' ain't much of a living' boy.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:26:21 PM EDT
[#42]
Charlie don't surf!
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:31:57 PM EDT
[#43]
"I watched a snail crawling along the edge of a straight razor. This is my dream; this is my nightmare.
Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving." |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:37:05 PM EDT
[#44]
You kill anybody?
Few cops. No real people? Just cops. 
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:38:09 PM EDT
[#45]
My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:38:32 PM EDT
[#46]
Shut that cunt's mouth before I fuck start her head.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:40:18 PM EDT
[#47]
Leelooooooo. Dallas multipassssss
Mmmmmuuulllll. teeeeeeeee paaaassss |
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:41:44 PM EDT
[#48]
You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:41:53 PM EDT
[#49]
I'd piss on a sparkplug if i thought it'd help.
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Posted: 6/21/2016 4:45:14 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Leelooooooo. Dallas multipassssss Mmmmmuuulllll. teeeeeeeee paaaassss She knows its a multipass. |
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