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Posted: 10/9/2015 6:49:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 6:50:51 PM EDT
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Long quote tree but you guys are dumb as hell.
I looked at all the course books and went: >Business 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 7:40:52 PM EDT
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Long quote tree but you guys are dumb as hell. I looked at all the course books and went: >Business snip I was a Mech Eng student for the first two days of freshman year. Then I had my first calculus course, and I switched to business
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Posted: 10/9/2015 7:53:43 PM EDT
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I was a Mech Eng student for the first two days of freshman year. Then I had my first calculus course, and I switched to business Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Long quote tree but you guys are dumb as hell. I looked at all the course books and went: >Business snip I was a Mech Eng student for the first two days of freshman year. Then I had my first calculus course, and I switched to business If I'd been a math major instead of an engineering major, my grades in calculus would have been passing the first time. Third times the charm! When the cold war ended and the glut of experienced engineers hit the market as defense industries laid off... All I need to do to kill a job field is get a degree! 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 7:55:42 PM EDT
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I don't get it. Quote HistoryRadiant Life is recommending heavily saturated, potentially equally bad for you fats, in their ignorant pursuit of hippy food bliss. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 7:59:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:02:05 PM EDT
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Radiant Life is recommending heavily saturated, potentially equally bad for you fats, in their ignorant pursuit of hippy food bliss. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Radiant Life is recommending heavily saturated, potentially equally bad for you fats, in their ignorant pursuit of hippy food bliss. Butter and canola oil or I don't want it. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:09:01 PM EDT
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The day before prom Tommy finally gets his nerve up to ask Betty to go with him. She says yes and Tommy must hurry to get everything arranged for the perfect evening. He first races to the shop to rent a tuxedo, nothing but the best for Betty. He gets to the shop and there is a long line of customers waiting their turn. After forty five minutes Tommy finally gets to the counter and gets fitted for the tux.
He then goes to the drug store to get some condoms. He selects his brand and goes to the counter and there is a long line of people again. So Tommy stands there trying to keep the condoms hid from sight and he waits and waits. One woman asks the pharmacist a dozen questions about the prescription. Another old man won't stop talking to the clerk about fishing and holds up the line. Finally after forty minutes he gets to the front of the line and pays for the condoms. Next stop is flower shop. There is yet another line for flowers. Woman selecting flowers for a wedding, another woman asking questions about her garden. Finally after fifty minutes Tommy is able to pick out some beautiful flowers for Betty. He then goes to the steak house to make reservations for the big evening. Of course there is a line waiting for tables. When he tries to cut ahead to just ask about reservations, everyone yells at him and tells him to get to the back of the line. Little over an hour and he finally makes it to the front of the line and gets his reservations. On the way home he decides to wash his car, but being it is a nice day everyone else had the same idea. Seventy minutes waiting to get into the car wash. Tommy doesn't care because he knows Betty is worth it. So the big evening arrives and they eat and arrive at the prom and dance a few dances. They then sit down to catch their breath when Betty says she could use some punch. So Tommy heads over toward the table where the punch bowl is, and when he gets to the table... There's no punch line. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:13:18 PM EDT
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Long quote tree but you guys are dumb as hell. I looked at all the course books and went: >Business I started ME and finished ME, so HA!
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:18:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I started ME and finished ME, so HA! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Long quote tree but you guys are dumb as hell. I looked at all the course books and went: >Business I started ME and finished ME, so HA!  |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:23:28 PM EDT
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Long quote tree but you guys are dumb as hell. I looked at all the course books and went: >Business I started ME and finished ME, so HA! 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:24:19 PM EDT
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*snip* There's no punch line. 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:28:50 PM EDT
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The day before prom Tommy finally gets his nerve up to ask Betty to go with him. She says yes and Tommy must hurry to get everything arranged for the perfect evening. He first races to the shop to rent a tuxedo, nothing but the best for Betty. He gets to the shop and there is a long line of customers waiting their turn. After forty five minutes Tommy finally gets to the counter and gets fitted for the tux. He then goes to the drug store to get some condoms. He selects his brand and goes to the counter and there is a long line of people again. So Tommy stands there trying to keep the condoms hid from sight and he waits and waits. One woman asks the pharmacist a dozen questions about the prescription. Another old man won't stop talking to the clerk about fishing and holds up the line. Finally after forty minutes he gets to the front of the line and pays for the condoms. Next stop is flower shop. There is yet another line for flowers. Woman selecting flowers for a wedding, another woman asking questions about her garden. Finally after fifty minutes Tommy is able to pick out some beautiful flowers for Betty. He then goes to the steak house to make reservations for the big evening. Of course there is a line waiting for tables. When he tries to cut ahead to just ask about reservations, everyone yells at him and tells him to get to the back of the line. Little over an hour and he finally makes it to the front of the line and gets his reservations. On the way home he decides to wash his car, but being it is a nice day everyone else had the same idea. Seventy minutes waiting to get into the car wash. Tommy doesn't care because he knows Betty is worth it. So the big evening arrives and they eat and arrive at the prom and dance a few dances. They then sit down to catch their breath when Betty says she could use some punch. So Tommy heads over toward the table where the punch bowl is, and when he gets to the table... There's no punch line. After being forced to read all this, I hope Bettys pussy falls off |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:46:52 PM EDT
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That can't be real. I'm sure an engineer calculated what length and diameter of bungees to use for that stunt. 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:57:37 PM EDT
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I'm sure an engineer calculated what length and diameter of bungees to use for that stunt. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That can't be real. I'm sure an engineer calculated what length and diameter of bungees to use for that stunt. OMG, did you say engineer!?! Like, the engineering kind of engineer!?!!?!? I have the most awesomest engineer story for you! All of you are really gonna love it! A Lot! Goes a little sumptin like dis....
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Posted: 10/9/2015 9:05:12 PM EDT
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Ok. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. Dog's name is Tuna. https://localtvwghp.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/130.jpg?w=1200 http://i.imgur.com/JOvj0zW.png http://www.rantpets.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/knowyourmeme-phteven.jpg Damn, that's one fucked up dog. Happy ending: A couple felt pity for him her and adopted him her! He's She's in a nice home now. Link to story |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 9:19:09 PM EDT
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OMG, did you say engineer!?! Like, the engineering kind of engineer!?!!?!? I have the most awesomest engineer story for you! All of you are really gonna love it! A Lot! Goes a little sumptin like dis.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That can't be real. I'm sure an engineer calculated what length and diameter of bungees to use for that stunt. OMG, did you say engineer!?! Like, the engineering kind of engineer!?!!?!? I have the most awesomest engineer story for you! All of you are really gonna love it! A Lot! Goes a little sumptin like dis.... Someone failed math class... |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 9:23:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 9:26:03 PM EDT
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Someone failed math class... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That can't be real. I'm sure an engineer calculated what length and diameter of bungees to use for that stunt. OMG, did you say engineer!?! Like, the engineering kind of engineer!?!!?!? I have the most awesomest engineer story for you! All of you are really gonna love it! A Lot! Goes a little sumptin like dis.... Someone failed math class... OMG, did you say math!?! Engineers do the maths!?!?!?! Soooooo much of the maths!!! With the letters and everything!!!!!11!!11one!!!!!11!!! I have the most awesomest math story ever for you! All of you are really gonna love it! A Lot! Goes a little sumptin like dis....
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Posted: 10/9/2015 9:50:41 PM EDT
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There's a depressing lack of funny going on in here. Have at these gems I've been enjoying.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 10:20:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 10:49:29 PM EDT
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The day before prom Tommy finally gets his nerve up to ask Betty to go with him. She says yes and Tommy must hurry to get everything arranged for the perfect evening. He first races to the shop to rent a tuxedo, nothing but the best for Betty. He gets to the shop and there is a long line of customers waiting their turn. After forty five minutes Tommy finally gets to the counter and gets fitted for the tux. He then goes to the drug store to get some condoms. He selects his brand and goes to the counter and there is a long line of people again. So Tommy stands there trying to keep the condoms hid from sight and he waits and waits. One woman asks the pharmacist a dozen questions about the prescription. Another old man won't stop talking to the clerk about fishing and holds up the line. Finally after forty minutes he gets to the front of the line and pays for the condoms. Next stop is flower shop. There is yet another line for flowers. Woman selecting flowers for a wedding, another woman asking questions about her garden. Finally after fifty minutes Tommy is able to pick out some beautiful flowers for Betty. He then goes to the steak house to make reservations for the big evening. Of course there is a line waiting for tables. When he tries to cut ahead to just ask about reservations, everyone yells at him and tells him to get to the back of the line. Little over an hour and he finally makes it to the front of the line and gets his reservations. On the way home he decides to wash his car, but being it is a nice day everyone else had the same idea. Seventy minutes waiting to get into the car wash. Tommy doesn't care because he knows Betty is worth it. So the big evening arrives and they eat and arrive at the prom and dance a few dances. They then sit down to catch their breath when Betty says she could use some punch. So Tommy heads over toward the table where the punch bowl is, and when he gets to the table... There's no punch line. Hells yes!!!!! |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:34:34 PM EDT
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OMG, did you say engineer!?! Like, the engineering kind of engineer!?!!?!? I have the most awesomest engineer story for you! All of you are really gonna love it! A Lot! Goes a little sumptin like dis.... Sorry, it was the theme of this thread when I posted. Missed the moment.
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That can't be real. I'm sure an engineer calculated what length and diameter of bungees to use for that stunt. OMG, did you say engineer!?! Like, the engineering kind of engineer!?!!?!? I have the most awesomest engineer story for you! All of you are really gonna love it! A Lot! Goes a little sumptin like dis.... Sorry, it was the theme of this thread when I posted. Missed the moment.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:34:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 12:30:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI woke the kids up laughing... |
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Posted: 10/10/2015 1:25:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 2:11:28 AM EDT
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A picture made by Grin. Always made me laugh.
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Posted: 10/10/2015 2:25:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 5:16:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There's a depressing lack of funny going on in here. Have at these gems I've been enjoying.  https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0INB4 'a sense of humor' |
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Posted: 10/10/2015 5:33:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryMy mini wire haired dax sez he duz want!!! WHERE are they available from?? |
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Posted: 10/10/2015 7:16:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: next mf'er that post that should be banned for the common good Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: In, better late than never. inb4 Better Nate Than Lever. next mf'er that post that should be banned for the common good  |
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Posted: 10/10/2015 8:59:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: In, better late than never. inb4 Better Nate Than Lever. next mf'er that post that should be banned for the common good  |
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Posted: 10/10/2015 9:05:42 AM EDT
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The day before prom Tommy finally gets his nerve up to ask Betty to go with him. She says yes and Tommy must hurry to get everything arranged for the perfect evening. He first races to the shop to rent a tuxedo, nothing but the best for Betty. He gets to the shop and there is a long line of customers waiting their turn. After forty five minutes Tommy finally gets to the counter and gets fitted for the tux. He then goes to the drug store to get some condoms. He selects his brand and goes to the counter and there is a long line of people again. So Tommy stands there trying to keep the condoms hid from sight and he waits and waits. One woman asks the pharmacist a dozen questions about the prescription. Another old man won't stop talking to the clerk about fishing and holds up the line. Finally after forty minutes he gets to the front of the line and pays for the condoms. Next stop is flower shop. There is yet another line for flowers. Woman selecting flowers for a wedding, another woman asking questions about her garden. Finally after fifty minutes Tommy is able to pick out some beautiful flowers for Betty. He then goes to the steak house to make reservations for the big evening. Of course there is a line waiting for tables. When he tries to cut ahead to just ask about reservations, everyone yells at him and tells him to get to the back of the line. Little over an hour and he finally makes it to the front of the line and gets his reservations. On the way home he decides to wash his car, but being it is a nice day everyone else had the same idea. Seventy minutes waiting to get into the car wash. Tommy doesn't care because he knows Betty is worth it. So the big evening arrives and they eat and arrive at the prom and dance a few dances. They then sit down to catch their breath when Betty says she could use some punch. So Tommy heads over toward the table where the punch bowl is, and when he gets to the table... There's no punch line. Fuck you. 
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Posted: 10/10/2015 9:43:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't get it. Quote History |
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Posted: 10/10/2015 12:51:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 1:03:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 1:06:14 PM EDT
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Fuck you.
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The day before prom Tommy finally gets his nerve up to ask Betty to go with him. She says yes and Tommy must hurry to get everything arranged for the perfect evening. He first races to the shop to rent a tuxedo, nothing but the best for Betty. He gets to the shop and there is a long line of customers waiting their turn. After forty five minutes Tommy finally gets to the counter and gets fitted for the tux. He then goes to the drug store to get some condoms. He selects his brand and goes to the counter and there is a long line of people again. So Tommy stands there trying to keep the condoms hid from sight and he waits and waits. One woman asks the pharmacist a dozen questions about the prescription. Another old man won't stop talking to the clerk about fishing and holds up the line. Finally after forty minutes he gets to the front of the line and pays for the condoms. Next stop is flower shop. There is yet another line for flowers. Woman selecting flowers for a wedding, another woman asking questions about her garden. Finally after fifty minutes Tommy is able to pick out some beautiful flowers for Betty. He then goes to the steak house to make reservations for the big evening. Of course there is a line waiting for tables. When he tries to cut ahead to just ask about reservations, everyone yells at him and tells him to get to the back of the line. Little over an hour and he finally makes it to the front of the line and gets his reservations. On the way home he decides to wash his car, but being it is a nice day everyone else had the same idea. Seventy minutes waiting to get into the car wash. Tommy doesn't care because he knows Betty is worth it. So the big evening arrives and they eat and arrive at the prom and dance a few dances. They then sit down to catch their breath when Betty says she could use some punch. So Tommy heads over toward the table where the punch bowl is, and when he gets to the table... There's no punch line. Fuck you.
Glad I'm not the only one that was highly amused by that.
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Posted: 10/10/2015 1:15:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 1:55:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 2:09:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 2:20:06 PM EDT
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I always suspected that part concerning egg nog. 
Quote HistoryWhat has been seen cannot be unseen. Ho. Ho. Ho. 
ETA: Best description of this video: Santa Claus is actually Larry Flynt. 
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Posted: 10/10/2015 2:22:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 3:03:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Listened to about 5 minutes of the first one. Failing to hear the funny. What am I missing here? INB4 'a sense of humor' Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: There's a depressing lack of funny going on in here. Have at these gems I've been enjoying. https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0INB4 'a sense of humor' |
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Posted: 10/10/2015 3:23:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 6:25:27 PM EDT
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I need to work on how my son enunciates a bit.
I nearly died of laughter.
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Posted: 10/10/2015 6:32:10 PM EDT
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After being forced to read all this, I hope Bettys pussy falls offfgives him a pickle surprise Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The day before prom Tommy finally gets his nerve up to ask Betty to go with him. She says yes and Tommy must hurry to get everything arranged for the perfect evening. He first races to the shop to rent a tuxedo, nothing but the best for Betty. He gets to the shop and there is a long line of customers waiting their turn. After forty five minutes Tommy finally gets to the counter and gets fitted for the tux. He then goes to the drug store to get some condoms. He selects his brand and goes to the counter and there is a long line of people again. So Tommy stands there trying to keep the condoms hid from sight and he waits and waits. One woman asks the pharmacist a dozen questions about the prescription. Another old man won't stop talking to the clerk about fishing and holds up the line. Finally after forty minutes he gets to the front of the line and pays for the condoms. Next stop is flower shop. There is yet another line for flowers. Woman selecting flowers for a wedding, another woman asking questions about her garden. Finally after fifty minutes Tommy is able to pick out some beautiful flowers for Betty. He then goes to the steak house to make reservations for the big evening. Of course there is a line waiting for tables. When he tries to cut ahead to just ask about reservations, everyone yells at him and tells him to get to the back of the line. Little over an hour and he finally makes it to the front of the line and gets his reservations. On the way home he decides to wash his car, but being it is a nice day everyone else had the same idea. Seventy minutes waiting to get into the car wash. Tommy doesn't care because he knows Betty is worth it. So the big evening arrives and they eat and arrive at the prom and dance a few dances. They then sit down to catch their breath when Betty says she could use some punch. So Tommy heads over toward the table where the punch bowl is, and when he gets to the table... There's no punch line. After being forced to read all this, I hope Bettys pussy falls offfgives him a pickle surprise FIFY 
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Posted: 10/10/2015 7:06:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2015 9:10:48 PM EDT
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Sorry i cant imbed. This has me rolling
http://youtu.be/1X_IAaNPWKU https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1X_IAaNPWKU |
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