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Posted: 10/9/2015 2:58:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 3:11:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 4:19:20 AM EDT
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One Thursday evening Mr. Smith was sitting in his favourite armchair, drinking a beer, and watching football, when he had this sudden urge to pass wind. This he duly did...'...phurpppHONDA!' 'Weird' thought Mr. Smith, but thought nothing of it, until 5 minutes later, when... '...phurpppHONDA!' At this he got worried. He rushed to the local hospital, and managed to get an appointment with an intestinal specialist. "What seems to be the problem Mr. Smith?" asked the doctor. "Well, whenever I pass wind, it seems to make a noise like a motorbike" replied Mr Smith. "Could you possibly show me?' asked the doctor. Mr Smith duly obliged. '...phurpppHONDA!' "Bend over please Mr Smith, I'd like to examine you... (muffled) ah yes, I see your problem," said the doctor "you have an abcess on your backside. That would explain the strange noise." Mr. Smith was lost for words. "How," he asked "could an abscess on my ass make a noise like that!?" "Simple," replied the doctor..."Abscess makes the fart go HONDA". 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 4:21:54 AM EDT
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she MAD.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 4:27:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 4:36:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 4:50:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI was this ---><--- close to spitting diet dr pepper all over my keyboard. Genius! |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 4:54:41 AM EDT
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In, better late than never.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 4:59:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was this ---><--- close to spitting diet dr pepper all over my keyboard. Genius! Quote HistoryQuoted: I was this ---><--- close to spitting diet dr pepper all over my keyboard. Genius! |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 6:45:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 7:33:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 7:41:41 AM EDT
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not sure I give a shit.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not sure if fuckbot or real girl...  not sure I give a shit. This |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:18:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAnd I don't know if this is a joke or a new, best selling, product. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:27:34 AM EDT
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That's some funny shit!! 
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http://i.imgur.com/8Bb8yRL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ks1ufi1.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fA77paU.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xB8iGFT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/YhNmNzM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/pYHNO5Y.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0ch3R5D.jpg http://i.imgur.com/S9NJDXG.jpg http://i.imgur.com/soCCv2T.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8bfOXbs.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p8mLQuN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/oCiDGW5.png http://i.imgur.com/Uft6FCB.png http://i.imgur.com/vBv4zXx.png http://i.imgur.com/OdF7C6X.png http://i.imgur.com/Rlkq4Pc.png http://i.imgur.com/5gU9FUn.png http://i.imgur.com/Xv31sBm.png http://i.imgur.com/llcz7ze.png That's some funny shit!!
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:35:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOk. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:41:38 AM EDT
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Ok. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Ok. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. Usually see this one. 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:44:56 AM EDT
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Ok. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Ok. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. Dog's name is Tuna. 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:45:51 AM EDT
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Agree. lol Quote HistoryQuoted:
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http://i.imgur.com/8Bb8yRL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ks1ufi1.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fA77paU.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xB8iGFT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/YhNmNzM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/pYHNO5Y.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0ch3R5D.jpg http://i.imgur.com/S9NJDXG.jpg http://i.imgur.com/soCCv2T.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8bfOXbs.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p8mLQuN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/oCiDGW5.png http://i.imgur.com/Uft6FCB.png http://i.imgur.com/vBv4zXx.png http://i.imgur.com/OdF7C6X.png http://i.imgur.com/Rlkq4Pc.png http://i.imgur.com/5gU9FUn.png http://i.imgur.com/Xv31sBm.png http://i.imgur.com/llcz7ze.png That's some funny shit!!
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:47:51 AM EDT
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Ok. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. Dog's name is Tuna. https://localtvwghp.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/130.jpg?w=1200 http://i.imgur.com/JOvj0zW.png http://www.rantpets.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/knowyourmeme-phteven.jpg Damn, that's one fucked up dog. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 8:56:50 AM EDT
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Damn, that's one fucked up dog. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ok. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. Dog's name is Tuna. https://localtvwghp.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/130.jpg?w=1200 http://i.imgur.com/JOvj0zW.png http://www.rantpets.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/knowyourmeme-phteven.jpg Damn, that's one fucked up dog. But he's worth more than you or me. Just like Grumpy Cat, Lil Bub, Maru, and all the other youtube / meme critters. Grumpy Cat's TM worth just passed 100M. 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 9:09:41 AM EDT
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I rost hard on this page. So hard that farts out coming out.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:01:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I rost hard on this page. So hard that farts out coming out. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:32:51 AM EDT
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she MAD. <a href="http://s147.photobucket.com/user/lamedic1/media/ARFCOM/nrapp.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r319/lamedic1/ARFCOM/nrapp.jpg</a> awe yeah!! |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:41:51 AM EDT
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Ok. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. Dog's name is Tuna. https://localtvwghp.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/130.jpg?w=1200 http://i.imgur.com/JOvj0zW.png http://www.rantpets.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/knowyourmeme-phteven.jpg Holy shit. I thought that was a photoshop. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:01:40 PM EDT
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Swimming in Jordan; who knew it was SO complicated?
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:16:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In, better late than never. inb4 Better Nate Than Lever. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:19:38 PM EDT
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Good job, Yahoo News: 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:36:17 PM EDT
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inb4 Better Nate Than Lever. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In, better late than never. inb4 Better Nate Than Lever. next mf'er that post that should be banned for the common good |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:57:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 1:12:22 PM EDT
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next mf'er that post that should be banned for the common good Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In, better late than never. inb4 Better Nate Than Lever. next mf'er that post that should be banned for the common good Second |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 1:15:43 PM EDT
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In, better late than never. inb4 Better Nate Than Lever. next mf'er that post that should be banned for the common good Second Motion is before the assembly. Aye's? |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 1:30:15 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s35.photobucket.com/user/40boy/media/black%20whopper_zpslxkskimz.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/40boy/black%20whopper_zpslxkskimz.jpg</a> rost.... |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 1:55:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 2:27:01 PM EDT
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I can't put my finger on it but I think there may be a trend. Statistics...sometimes it's predictable |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 2:31:02 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s35.photobucket.com/user/40boy/media/black%20whopper_zpslxkskimz.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/40boy/black%20whopper_zpslxkskimz.jpg</a> You, sir, now own the internet. I'm so lost, I'll never find my way back! |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 2:32:39 PM EDT
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1. Math 2. Remembering which math to use 3. Knowing how to operate a Ti-89 4. Being smart 5. Being wrong means things go boom Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what make's engineering so hard? I know there is a lot of math, but besides that? 1. Math 2. Remembering which math to use 3. Knowing how to operate a Ti-89 4. Being smart 5. Being wrong means things go boom Or you fill up rooms with hazardous electrical smoke if your a EE. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 2:34:09 PM EDT
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Or you fill up rooms with hazardous electrical smoke if your a EE. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what make's engineering so hard? I know there is a lot of math, but besides that? 1. Math 2. Remembering which math to use 3. Knowing how to operate a Ti-89 4. Being smart 5. Being wrong means things go boom Or you fill up rooms with hazardous electrical smoke if your a EE. Everyone knows electronics run on blue smoke. If i leaks out, they quit working.... 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 2:48:11 PM EDT
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she MAD. <a href="http://s147.photobucket.com/user/lamedic1/media/ARFCOM/nrapp.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r319/lamedic1/ARFCOM/nrapp.jpg</a> epic |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 3:34:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 4:28:01 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s35.photobucket.com/user/40boy/media/black%20whopper_zpslxkskimz.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/40boy/black%20whopper_zpslxkskimz.jpg</a> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEEi1BHycb0 first thing I thought of... |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 4:29:24 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s35.photobucket.com/user/40boy/media/black%20whopper_zpslxkskimz.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/40boy/black%20whopper_zpslxkskimz.jpg</a>
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Posted: 10/9/2015 4:38:44 PM EDT
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inb4 Better Nate Than Lever. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In, better late than never. inb4 Better Nate Than Lever. Better late than pregnant |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 6:16:11 PM EDT
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Ok. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Ok. I rost again. The look on Phteven's face. A guy I was working with yesterday was talking about his brother Steven, and I asked him if it was with a 'ph' or 'v'- and then laughed my ass off- as he had no clue. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 6:26:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 6:27:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 6:28:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI tell you what mom, no one is as surprised as I am.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 6:43:10 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s35.photobucket.com/user/40boy/media/black%20whopper_zpslxkskimz.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/40boy/black%20whopper_zpslxkskimz.jpg</a>
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Posted: 10/9/2015 6:47:31 PM EDT
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