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Posted: 4/23/2015 8:59:34 AM EDT
[#1]
And that's when the fight started.....
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:00:23 AM EDT
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1.) I own you. I took possession of you when we got married. QFT She also took possession of you when you got married. 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:00:23 AM EDT
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1.) I own you. I took possession of you when we got married. Can guess #2? I'm gonna go with your sig line. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:00:54 AM EDT
[#4]
A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:01:06 AM EDT
[#5]
That's hot.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:01:50 AM EDT
[#6]
2). Did you make the bed yet, I wanna go to sleep somewhere besides the couch.
Bam. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:02:19 AM EDT
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She needs to get her mind right OP. Keep working on her!
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:02:45 AM EDT
[#8]
"Calm down!" Will get me in trouble every time. She lived Israel for 10 years so I just have to let her emotions burn out.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:03:28 AM EDT
[#9]
"That sammich ain't gonna make itself"?
TC ETA: In for the inevitible divorce or late night penis severing.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:05:04 AM EDT
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:05:30 AM EDT
[#11]
3) anytime she is making a point and I just "Ok whatever you say you're right"
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:07:28 AM EDT
[#12]
Keep your pimp hand strong OP.
You're gonna need it. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:08:07 AM EDT
[#13]
"What? Are you twelve?"
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:08:38 AM EDT
[#14]
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There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. That's no fun. 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:12:39 AM EDT
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When she says we can't have sex because she's on her period,
And I say something like, "well, your mouth ain't bleeding.............yet." Never really comes out as funny as it is in my head.  |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:15:11 AM EDT
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When she says we can't have sex because she's on her period, And I say something like, "well, your mouth ain't bleeding.............yet." Never really comes out as funny as it is in my head.
I never understood why that stopped people. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:16:30 AM EDT
[#17]
Not sure if this is a challenge accepted type post or a confessional type post
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:17:41 AM EDT
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My wife does this thing where she'll be talking to someone else on the phone, so I zone out completely. Ten minutes into her conversation, she'll ask me a question, but she'll have to shout my name to get my attention. Turns out, she hung up the phone five minutes ago and the last five minutes have been directed at me.
If I agree with her, I'm hosed because she knows I wasn't listening. If I tell her I wasn't listening, I'm hosed because I wasn't listening. Either way I'm hosed. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:18:26 AM EDT
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Her; Honey would you still love me if I got heavy?
Me; As in fat kinda heavy? Her; Yes Me; After a pause, of course Honey just not as often Her;  True story! |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:22:42 AM EDT
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"Are you asking me my opinion because you actually want it, or do you just want to hear your own opinion spoken in a deeper voice?"
Closely allied: "Wait, before this goes any further: is this one of those times when I simply mumble supportive affirmation, or do you actually want me to tell you what you should do?" |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:23:36 AM EDT
[#21]
Told mine she wasn't bi-polar but tri-polar.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:23:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Her; Honey would you still love me if I got heavy? Me; As in fat kinda heavy? Her; Yes Me; After a pause, of course Honey just not as often Her; True story! She started working out and running marathons.
10 years later... she moved out, and cited that as the reason. Never forgave me. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:25:31 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:25:35 AM EDT
[#24]
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1.) I own you. I took possession of you when we got married. It is wrong to think that you own your wife. They are simply rented. 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:26:39 AM EDT
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That's no fun. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. That's no fun. She's my pretend slave?
TC |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:27:15 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. Nice white knighting - I bet you are a blast at parties . 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:32:06 AM EDT
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"I feel like I live with Peg Bundy, but your tits are too small."
I got the silent treatment for a week. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:33:57 AM EDT
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it's not one thing..
but when I walk in from work and there's crap everywhere and she's been home all day.. I just move to a pile, pick it up and ask her where she wants me to put it. about the 3rd pile, her response is "figure it out".. :) |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:34:13 AM EDT
[#29]
Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives?
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:35:20 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. You sure she doesn't own you? Quoted:
Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? Sometimes you just need the laugh. I know certain things irritate my gf but I say them anyway and we play fight. Then that leads to sex. So I don't see an issue. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:35:43 AM EDT
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Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? It wouldn't piss off mine.........she'd probably say..........."good, now buy me something".
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:36:43 AM EDT
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My favorite was; You better pull your head out of your ass and start kissing mine.
That didn't go exactly as planned.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:36:51 AM EDT
[#33]
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1.) I own you. I took possession of you when we got married. I say this on occasion... I did trade a pound of butter and a quart of butter milk for her family tradition on her dad's side) |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:36:58 AM EDT
[#34]
All I have to say is "yes dear".
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:37:02 AM EDT
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Getting my ass chewed for something or another once and i said "Why don't you only talk to me when you can say i did something right?"
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:38:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? Some times she deserves it. Reactionary. Years ago I tuned into John Stossel radio thing .May have been on Rush's show. Or it might have just been a commentary piece. She told me " you can't believe everything on the radio" . So I told her "Kinda like your religion, huh " . She is a good egg. I must be one too. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:39:22 AM EDT
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Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? It's fun and easy. ETA: I don't go out of my way to say anything hurtful or to really make her mad. Think of it more as good-natured teasing. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:39:48 AM EDT
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I usually include the part where I say I can prove it, since the Catholic church gave me a deed & title to her on the day we married.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:40:39 AM EDT
[#39]
"Good Morning" seemed to get me in trouble a lot.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:42:56 AM EDT
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"do you promise to love, honor, and always be wrong?"..... "I do."
;) |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:44:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:46:09 AM EDT
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Closely allied: "Wait, before this goes any further: is this one of those times when I simply mumble supportive affirmation, or do you actually want me to tell you what you should do?" I ask "are you venting or looking for a solution?" right up front. That way I know if I need to pay attention or not
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:47:54 AM EDT
[#43]
"Does this dress make my ass look fat?" No good answer for that.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:49:38 AM EDT
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What's yours is mine......and what's mine is mine.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:50:26 AM EDT
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I've been told the same, but from her.
"You own me" |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:52:02 AM EDT
[#46]
...so why am I the one losing weight?
Mine loved that one. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:53:21 AM EDT
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Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? I have no idea. Why are people giving me shit because I respect my wife? I should have just passed by this thread. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:54:40 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When she says we can't have sex because she's on her period, And I say something like, "well, your mouth ain't bleeding.............yet." Never really comes out as funny as it is in my head. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:54:57 AM EDT
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Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? My wife and I will commonly tease each other until we're both upset, then have sex later.
It's all in fun. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:55:20 AM EDT
[#50]
You are overreacting.
That only leads to a more severe overreaction. |
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