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Posted: 4/23/2015 9:59:23 AM EDT
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My life is tough enough and I have too many problems as it is to be messing with the only other person in my corner.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:03:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistorySometimes you just need the laugh. I know certain things irritate my gf but I say them anyway and we play fight. Then that leads to sex. So I don't see an issue. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? Sometimes you just need the laugh. I know certain things irritate my gf but I say them anyway and we play fight. Then that leads to sex. So I don't see an issue. Right?? Sounds downright healthy to me... |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:07:10 AM EDT
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My life is tough enough and I have too many problems as it is to be messing with the only other person in my corner. This always comes as an afterthought when I say stupid shit. But 28 yrs later and the key still works in the door, literally and metaphorically. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:09:44 AM EDT
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I love this thread.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:10:21 AM EDT
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There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. Feminist 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:10:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I love this thread.  |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:20:17 AM EDT
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I love this thread. That happens. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:31:48 AM EDT
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I love this thread. "Look at all of the stupid shit I say to my wife!" ... Arfcom plagued with "cursed of GD" threads. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:32:03 AM EDT
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"Do you want my opinion or do you want me to nod and say uh huh over and over"
"Do it your way if you like, I'll still be here after" |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:33:47 AM EDT
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Wife was mad at me and said, "I'm cutting you off from sex". I said, "You're not cutting me off, just losing your turn". |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:35:46 AM EDT
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Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? why do wives do shit to deliberately piss off their husbands? chicken/egg? |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 10:59:05 AM EDT
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Good morning usually does it..
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:06:43 AM EDT
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There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. There is a big difference between sayin "we are not two, we are one", and saying "I own you". My wife is not my slave, nor my chattel, nor my property. She is my partner. Well sometimes MrsWind likes to play that way |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:18:32 AM EDT
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:21:51 AM EDT
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And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. **snort** |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:23:29 AM EDT
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QFT She also took possession of you when you got married.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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1.) I own you. I took possession of you when we got married. QFT She also took possession of you when you got married. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:25:45 AM EDT
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A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy." The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she replied. "Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?" |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:26:00 AM EDT
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I guess OP's wife took his camera when she took ownership of him since there is no pic. . |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:27:57 AM EDT
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I tell mine that she's just like her mother.
Then I duck. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:30:01 AM EDT
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And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:30:04 AM EDT
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1.) I own you. I took possession of you when we got married. This makes her mad? I say all the time I "bought her" and she was expensive (ring, wedding etc...) she laughs. I'm always like I bought the cow so I can have the milk any time I want. She's a GREAT sport and plays along! |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:31:32 AM EDT
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I tell mine that she's just like her mother. Then I duck. My MIL is a very wonderful person. Besides not knowing how to work her own DVD player, I have zero complaints. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:31:47 AM EDT
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My wife does this thing where she'll be talking to someone else on the phone, so I zone out completely. Ten minutes into her conversation, she'll ask me a question, but she'll have to shout my name to get my attention. Turns out, she hung up the phone five minutes ago and the last five minutes have been directed at me. If I agree with her, I'm hosed because she knows I wasn't listening. If I tell her I wasn't listening, I'm hosed because I wasn't listening. Either way I'm hosed. In that situation I go with, "Are you still talking?" She also loves, "What are you on about?" Another popular favorite, "You know how I know you're wrong? You're disagreeing with me." |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:31:49 AM EDT
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He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%. Well ffs, who the hell uses a ...nevermind. 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:33:07 AM EDT
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He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%. Have you come to sit and giggle with me? |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:33:15 AM EDT
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Well ffs, who the hell uses a ...nevermind.
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%. Well ffs, who the hell uses a ...nevermind.
I should change my username to wallythedog. Then I could post stupid shit too.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:34:00 AM EDT
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Have you come to sit and giggle with me? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%. Have you come to sit and giggle with me? Of course. 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:35:08 AM EDT
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I should change my username to wallythedog. Then I could post stupid shit too. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%. Well ffs, who the hell uses a ...nevermind.
I should change my username to wallythedog. Then I could post stupid shit too. Shut it! 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:36:58 AM EDT
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Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? I've never said anything to deliberately piss my wife off, she knows every time I say stuff that would typically piss off most wives, its always said in humor. She usually plays along. She knows I'd never say half that crap in all seriousness. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:37:54 AM EDT
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%. Have you come to sit and giggle with me? Of course. Room for me? We should probably save a seat for Jane too.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:38:03 AM EDT
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Told mine she wasn't bi-polar but tri-polar.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:38:12 AM EDT
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"Honey, do you need a MAN to do that for you?"
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:39:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. snip |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:39:32 AM EDT
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Anything I say will only make you mad, so I will remain silent.
Dear, blood pressure. Ok, it's time to calm down now. I DO see the big picture, because I'm the one who pays the bills. My current favorite is "Do what you want, but I'm not paying for it." |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:40:26 AM EDT
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%. Have you come to sit and giggle with me? Of course. What are you two babbling about? |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:41:04 AM EDT
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It doesn't piss her off at all but I'll occasionally point to her engagement ring and say something like "proof of ownership!"
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:41:10 AM EDT
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A devout Christian wouldn't argue with OP, as it's true. And I thought it was only the men that posted stupid shit. He is a man. Y'all are still running at 100%. Have you come to sit and giggle with me? Of course. This is one of those threads than makes me feel normal. Very unusual feeling. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:42:03 AM EDT
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all I have to say is Calm Down
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:42:40 AM EDT
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Room for me? We should probably save a seat for Jane too. I have room for 8 on my couch. As long as I get one of the recliners I'm happy.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:43:03 AM EDT
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I tell mine that she's just like her mother. Then I duck. I tell mine she is not like her mother... she loves me for that |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:44:04 AM EDT
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I have room for 8 on my couch. As long as I get one of the recliners I'm happy. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Room for me? We should probably save a seat for Jane too. I have room for 8 on my couch. As long as I get one of the recliners I'm happy. I call lap! |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:44:33 AM EDT
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Why do people say shit to deliberately piss off their wives? The key to marital happiness is to accept the fact that it's now your job to piss each other off. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:46:57 AM EDT
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Sometimes, after a long rant about something that she thinks is the most important thing that has ever happened in the universe, she realizes that I have sat there the entire time and said nothing. Finally, out of disgust she'll ask, "Well" ?! That's when I stare off into the distance, then gaze into the air and say, "You know, today sort of feels like a Tuesday, doesn't it"?
Instant alone time!
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:47:06 AM EDT
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The wife would say something and my reply is 'so', that usually does not go over well. Now is the time to go out to my shop be enjoy some peace and quite time.
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:48:26 AM EDT
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If you were a dinosaur...
You would be Slopasaurus Rex. 
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:48:54 AM EDT
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I call lap! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Room for me? We should probably save a seat for Jane too. I have room for 8 on my couch. As long as I get one of the recliners I'm happy. I call lap! Ok, then room for 9. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:49:44 AM EDT
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Sometimes, after a long rant about something that she thinks is the most important thing that has ever happened in the universe, she realizes that I have sat there the entire time and said nothing. Finally, out of disgust she'll ask, "Well" ?! That's when I stare off into the distance, then gaze into the air and say, "You know, today sort of feels like a Tuesday, doesn't it"? Instant alone time! I never could get the hang of Tuesdays. |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:50:09 AM EDT
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Ok, then room for 9. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Room for me? We should probably save a seat for Jane too. I have room for 8 on my couch. As long as I get one of the recliners I'm happy. I call lap! Ok, then room for 9. Yes!!! |
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:51:20 AM EDT
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Most people have never really understood Ephesians 5:21-33. I used to have a problem with the whole submission wording, until a far more learned Christian than I ever will be, explained that it is really the man who has the harder job in the relationship. The man must treat his wife as Christ treats and loves the Church, he cannot love himself more than he loves his wife. And both in the relationship must submit to one another ( Eph 5:21).
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Posted: 4/23/2015 11:54:01 AM EDT
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1.) I own you. I took possession of you when we got married. 
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