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Posted: 9/30/2014 5:10:05 PM EDT
Where are you? Christmas is around the corner. We WANT video this year!!
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Bump. Can someone ID this poster for me?? View Quote The guy that laves laying next to his truck for the people who think they are stealing something? http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1407483_My_Yearly_gift_to_a_Thieving_POS.html |
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The guy that laves laying next to his truck for the people who think they are stealing something? http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1407483_My_Yearly_gift_to_a_Thieving_POS.html View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Bump. Can someone ID this poster for me?? The guy that laves laying next to his truck for the people who think they are stealing something? http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1407483_My_Yearly_gift_to_a_Thieving_POS.html Yes |
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oh my god, yesssssssss. I'm so excited for Christmas poop shenanigans
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I want to know if he has the GoPro and if not I might can throw him a few bucks. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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oh my god, yesssssssss. I'm so excited for Christmas poop shenanigans I want to know if he has the GoPro and if not I might can throw him a few bucks. Yessssss |
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[#14]
Well I have his Ph # anyone want to buy it?????
I am sure he will put it in a box all gift wrapped for you. Paging Fire Medic Please pick up line one. |
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[#15]
I like that. I think it can be improved upon, though.
Spring-loaded liquid shit for the win. |
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A little over excited, I think, Ma'am. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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oh my god, yesssssssss. I'm so excited for Christmas poop shenanigans A little over excited, I think, Ma'am. I have two cats and a litter box. I am ready to roll this year |
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oh my god, yesssssssss. I'm so excited for Christmas poop shenanigans I want to know if he has the GoPro and if not I might can throw him a few bucks. Yessssss I want to see the face of the slime ball who steals at Christmas. My father was alive two years ago when the thread was posted. He laughed his ass off about it. |
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I have an iPad Air box to donate.... open the top, out drops the bottom!
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[#23]
He has been Paged Via Facebook. Medic Is a Good Guy he wont let us down.
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[#24]
All it needs is more flying cat poop when opened. No maiming...just cat poop everywhere
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[#25]
We should also contribute some old cell phones to stick in the box, with some motion recording apps (uploaded to the cloud of course) so we can catch the thieves reaction as they open the box too!!! |
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[#28]
LOL I was actually thinking about that thread myself the other day while pondering Christmas this year. I still get a kick out of that
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I think we should have a shit box challenge this year complete with videos who's in ?
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The guy that laves laying next to his truck for the people who think they are stealing something? http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1407483_My_Yearly_gift_to_a_Thieving_POS.html View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Bump. Can someone ID this poster for me?? The guy that laves laying next to his truck for the people who think they are stealing something? http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1407483_My_Yearly_gift_to_a_Thieving_POS.html lol thats awesome |
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Quoted: Frys (Food Store) has Hallmark Christmas Ornaments up. /sigh/ Tagged for "I wrapped a package of cat....." stories. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: It's not even October. Isn't it a little early for Christmas? Frys (Food Store) has Hallmark Christmas Ornaments up. /sigh/ Tagged for "I wrapped a package of cat....." stories. |
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[#35]
I live on a farm, I got a choice of cat poop and cow poop.
Hell---why you guys waiting for Xmas? Just wrap it like a birthday present and watch the fun. |
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[#36]
It would be really cool if someone could figure out a way to rig the box so it completely falls apart when its opened, so they'd have a big pile of catshit they'd have to clean up. Even better if they couldn't wait to open it and did it in the car.
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One of my favorite threads of all time. In for the shenanigans!
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This Bud is for you, Mr. Cat shit hidden as a gift to be stolen, man.
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[#42]
In like catshit!!! Fuck it I will live trap one of the meth heads next door stray cats and put that fucker in a box. nothing like a wild pissed off tom cat inside a car.
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[#44]
How about a bowl or cup inside the box of poopy water. Leave enough room so it only spills hopefully after they are away from your vehicle
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this might be relevant to my interests View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I think we should have a shit box challenge this year complete with videos who's in ? I'm in but have no cat...can people turds substitute? |
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I believe the solution you are looking for is a jar 2/3 full of cat shit and vinegar, with a little dish washing liquid mixed in. A narrow bottle of baking soda in the center of the jar will provide the necessary effervescence and a lid consisting of plastic wrap secured by a rubber band will readily release once the shit-vinegar and baking soda mix. The dish soap will give a bit of foaming action, with each bubble popping and releasing it's own vile payload of stench, and allowing it to cling better.
This can be placed inside a loose gift wrapped box. As soon as the box is tilted even slightly, the baking soda bottle will tip over and mix. They will probably have several seconds before the pressure overcomes the plastic wrap. Enough time to get to their vehicle if it is close... Of course, this is all just hypothetical and I would never condone or recommend doing such a thing. |
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