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Posted: 12/21/2012 7:44:28 PM EDT
Its that time of the year when I ask the cats to make a gift for a thieving POS.. What could be a better gift for a thieving POS then a fresh box of cat shit... The heavier the better right? So a heavy gift wrapped box must be a great gift... Especially if its filled with cat poop... Merry Christmas Mr/Mrs thief.. Enjoy the box of crap.

The Cats:


Litter box Nuggets:


Air tight:


Bob The Builder:


The Box in play:


I did some shopping for about 30-45 minutes. And when I cam out to my F350 the box was gone... I love people...
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:46:11 PM EDT
[#1]
ahahaha, thats awesome
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:46:22 PM EDT
[#2]

That's epic!  I would love to see the look on the guy or gal's face.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:46:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:46:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Nice.  I like how much you had to handle shit to make this work.  Can I interest you in an ass penny scheme?
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:47:36 PM EDT
[#5]
kcolg30 likes box full of shit that looks like ginger bread men...

 
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:47:36 PM EDT
[#6]
Impressive.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:47:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Simply..AWESOME!!
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:47:52 PM EDT
[#8]
Damn, I gotta try that!

We gotta meet up so I can buy you a beer!
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:48:36 PM EDT
[#9]
You Sir, are a baaaaaad man.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:48:43 PM EDT
[#10]
Some lucky dog is going to be very happy!
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:48:47 PM EDT
[#11]
Pm me your address.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:48:50 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:48:51 PM EDT
[#13]
Well played.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:48:53 PM EDT
[#14]


That is great!
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:49:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:49:24 PM EDT
[#16]
This is fucking awesome.  

100% approval, and a refreshing change to all of the 'praice gauging' faggotry goin on in GD right now.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:49:32 PM EDT
[#17]
Bravo sir. Bra-fucking-vo.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:49:32 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:49:46 PM EDT
[#19]






Fuckin' nice one !
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:49:48 PM EDT
[#20]
Why is your grass white?
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:49:58 PM EDT
[#21]
You sir are the most awesome person in the world.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:50:01 PM EDT
[#22]
Dude that's fucking awesome!!!!!!

Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:50:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Holy shit that is awesome. Need someone else to help out and record it from another vehicle... on second thought it really wouldn't work out since you wouldn't get to see their reaction.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:50:11 PM EDT
[#24]
Shit (no pun intended), I wish I'd thought of that.

Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:50:18 PM EDT
[#25]
That's great, got me thinking....GF's boss has some cows
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:50:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:50:48 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
How do you know they didn't take it inside to the store, or stop by the local police station?

All you may have done is gross out some decent people, or wasted some law enforcement time.


I'm just saying that's possible, even though of course your plan may work perfectly.


Anyone that didn't open it was perfectly fine.

ETA: I know you're playing devil's advocate for the sake of being contrary, but please admit that anyone who opened that box is a subhuman shitbag.

Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:51:10 PM EDT
[#28]
Ok, this is the best thing I've ever seen o the Internet other than drunk girls kissing videos.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:51:15 PM EDT
[#29]






I know where I can get plenty of horse shit....
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:51:26 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
How do you know they didn't take it inside to the store, or stop by the local police station?

All you may have done is gross out some decent people, or wasted some law enforcement time.


I'm just saying that's possible, even though of course your plan may work perfectly.


Those were my first thoughts as well. . . . . BUT in reality most people don't think like that
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:51:33 PM EDT
[#31]
Winning.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:51:48 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How do you know they didn't take it inside to the store, or stop by the local police station?

All you may have done is gross out some decent people, or wasted some law enforcement time.


I'm just saying that's possible, even though of course your plan may work perfectly.


Anyone that didn't open it was perfectly fine.



Zactly
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:52:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:52:31 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:


This.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:52:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:53:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:53:51 PM EDT
[#37]
Its hard to show dominance over your cat while he watches you clean the shit out of his litter box.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:54:01 PM EDT
[#38]
PURE FUCKING WIN!
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:54:42 PM EDT
[#39]
So. Much. Win.

Nicely done!
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:54:57 PM EDT
[#40]
Absolutely awesome.

Good job, OP.

Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:55:02 PM EDT
[#41]
Thats fucking insane! Straight out of my playbook. Or it will be now.. Good work!!!
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:55:08 PM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:55:09 PM EDT
[#43]
ETA

Double Tap
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:55:23 PM EDT
[#44]
Some kid is going to open that and wonder why Santa would do such a thing.  










Beats coal and birch rods in the stocking.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:55:25 PM EDT
[#45]
Awesome!
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:55:56 PM EDT
[#46]
That is awesome.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:56:58 PM EDT
[#47]
A guy I worked with used to leave his garbage bags full of garbage in the back of his pickup. He said they would get stolen weekly. It saved him from paying for curbside garbage pickup. He did this for YEARS and without fail they'd be stolen each week.

Box full o suit is taking it to the next level though.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:57:15 PM EDT
[#48]
I hope you don't go back to that Walmart with that easily identifiable truck
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:57:59 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
How do you know they didn't take it inside to the store, or stop by the local police station?

All you may have done is gross out some decent people, or wasted some law enforcement time.


I'm just saying that's possible, even though of course your plan may work perfectly.



It's a man thing.
Link Posted: 12/21/2012 7:57:59 PM EDT
[#50]
Poop thread of awesomeness.
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