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Posted: 9/19/2014 6:50:09 PM EDT
[#1]
I'd suck a fart out of her butt.
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Posted: 9/19/2014 7:02:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ha! I made it in before dick sucker guy  Look up. Would smash. They guy who posted this  needs to head over to DU. |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 7:11:54 PM EDT
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How gay are you? I'm pretty sure even BigPony would smash Sofia Vergara. Are you even human? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Would not smash. How gay are you? I'm pretty sure even BigPony would smash Sofia Vergara. Are you even human? Jesus Christ people lighten up... Of course I would smash!.... |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 7:15:18 PM EDT
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Would not smash. Do you know how I know... He crochet a pair of Jean shorts? |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 7:15:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Would not smash. |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 7:15:58 PM EDT
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Would not smash. 
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Posted: 9/19/2014 8:36:19 PM EDT
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I'd suck a fart out of her butt. Would you hold it like a stoner taking a bong hit? 
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Posted: 9/19/2014 8:39:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOK, I'm not the only one
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Posted: 9/19/2014 9:58:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ha! I made it in before dick sucker guy apparently not. |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 10:02:23 PM EDT
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She has a very nice "everything"
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She has a very nice mouth.  |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 10:03:33 PM EDT
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apparently not. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ha! I made it in before dick sucker guy apparently not. 
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Posted: 9/19/2014 10:05:58 PM EDT
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My kid 's middle school Spanish teacher is from Colombia and has an accent just like Sofia Vergara. The teacher is at least a '7' but the accent makes her a '9'. I'm thinking about taking 7th grade Spanish again.
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Posted: 9/19/2014 10:50:47 PM EDT
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My kid 's middle school Spanish teacher is from Colombia and has an accent just like Sofia Vergara. The teacher is at least a '7' but the accent makes her a '9'. I'm thinking about taking 7th grade Spanish again. Some accents are hot. Personally I couldn't rank Colombian among them. As hot as Sofia Vergara is, if I couldn't see her and those magnificent tits, her voice would sound like nails on a chalkboard. |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 10:53:31 PM EDT
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Ha! I made it in before dick sucker guy Look again.
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Posted: 9/19/2014 11:14:01 PM EDT
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Not this stuff again?
Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like. Seriously, people. In Colombia, Sofia Vergara is considered merely "average." The country is like a factory for producing some of the most beautiful women in the world. High Schools down there don't have signs boasting of their championship football teams or basketball teams. They have signs boasting of the beauty queens they have produced. The first time I went down there, I walked around subconsciously making the "dat ass" expression with my face for about a week. |
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Posted: 9/19/2014 11:35:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks like a very fun person to spend time with. Spoken like a missionary.  |
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Posted: 9/20/2014 12:13:34 AM EDT
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I'd drag my balls across five miles of broken glass just to lick the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the cab that she rode away in...
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Posted: 9/20/2014 12:38:47 AM EDT
[#18]
the lack of pictures in this thread is disturbing..
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Posted: 9/20/2014 8:02:01 AM EDT
[#19]
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Some accents are hot. Personally I couldn't rank Colombian among them. As hot as Sofia Vergara is, if I couldn't see her and those magnificent tits, her voice would sound like nails on a chalkboard. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My kid 's middle school Spanish teacher is from Colombia and has an accent just like Sofia Vergara. The teacher is at least a '7' but the accent makes her a '9'. I'm thinking about taking 7th grade Spanish again. Some accents are hot. Personally I couldn't rank Colombian among them. As hot as Sofia Vergara is, if I couldn't see her and those magnificent tits, her voice would sound like nails on a chalkboard. 
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Posted: 9/20/2014 8:26:15 AM EDT
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Ha! I made it in before dick sucker guy nope. I don't think anyone ever beats the dicksucker guy. |
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Posted: 9/20/2014 8:36:22 AM EDT
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I don't have a type, but she's it.
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Posted: 9/20/2014 8:37:52 AM EDT
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Not this stuff again? Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like. Seriously, people. In Colombia, Sofia Vergara is considered merely "average." The country is like a factory for producing some of the most beautiful women in the world. High Schools down there don't have signs boasting of their championship football teams or basketball teams. They have signs boasting of the beauty queens they have produced. The first time I went down there, I walked around subconsciously making the "dat ass" expression with my face for about a week. Ha! |
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Posted: 9/20/2014 8:41:44 AM EDT
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My old man calls her Sofia Viagra So do I, even when talking to my wife...
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Posted: 9/20/2014 8:45:01 AM EDT
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I'd eat her ass with a fine wine. Good one!......... 
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Posted: 9/20/2014 8:45:29 AM EDT
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She has a very nice mouth. +1 here..... |
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Posted: 9/20/2014 8:54:36 AM EDT
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One of the hottest women in existence, pre-plastic surgery better, but she's still hot.
Best part is she actually seems like a very easy and fun person to be around. So.......I'd basically trade my life and soul to get an hour with her
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Posted: 9/20/2014 8:56:19 AM EDT
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My kid 's middle school Spanish teacher is from Colombia and has an accent just like Sofia Vergara. The teacher is at least a '7' but the accent makes her a '9'. I'm thinking about taking 7th grade Spanish again. Some accents are hot. Personally I couldn't rank Colombian among them. As hot as Sofia Vergara is, if I couldn't see her and those magnificent tits, her voice would sound like nails on a chalkboard. Personally, a "parrot squawking" doesn't turn me on, but hey, to each his own.
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Posted: 9/20/2014 8:57:50 AM EDT
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I'd stand her on her head and eat her like an ice cream cone...
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Posted: 9/20/2014 9:14:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/20/2014 9:18:54 AM EDT
[#30]
Smash, smash and smash again.
No mercy! |
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Posted: 9/20/2014 9:21:25 AM EDT
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I DID smash
Then I woke up all slimey....alone....... 
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Posted: 9/20/2014 9:23:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/20/2014 9:37:14 AM EDT
[#33]
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Not this stuff again? Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like. Seriously, people. In Colombia, Sofia Vergara is considered merely "average." The country is like a factory for producing some of the most beautiful women in the world. High Schools down there don't have signs boasting of their championship football teams or basketball teams. They have signs boasting of the beauty queens they have produced. The first time I went down there, I walked around subconsciously making the "dat ass" expression with my face for about a week. Jesus. .. now I gotta book a trip to Columbia. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 11:15:05 AM EDT
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Spoken like a missionary.
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She looks like a very fun person to spend time with. Spoken like a missionary.
[golf clap] Well played.
Like a missionary who spent two years around Venezolanas and Colombianas. 
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Posted: 9/21/2014 11:46:06 AM EDT
[#35]
Probably the hottest woman alive.... Yes.... Yes she is!
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Posted: 9/21/2014 12:20:14 PM EDT
[#36]
Holeeeeey fuck.
She could convince me to commit all manner of unspeakable acts. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 12:23:30 PM EDT
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Not this stuff again? Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like. Seriously, people. In Colombia, Sofia Vergara is considered merely "average." The country is like a factory for producing some of the most beautiful women in the world. High Schools down there don't have signs boasting of their championship football teams or basketball teams. They have signs boasting of the beauty queens they have produced. The first time I went down there, I walked around subconsciously making the "dat ass" expression with my face for about a week. Oh good Lord. There's always one guy who has to know more and be better. That chick you mentioned is NOT hotter than Sofia. Not even close. Really? cdn.noveleros.com/photos/mr/106342_prof.jpg |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 4:50:05 PM EDT
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Probably the hottest woman alive.... Yes.... Yes she is! This. Sofia is my #1.
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Posted: 9/21/2014 4:54:10 PM EDT
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Some accents are hot. Personally I couldn't rank Colombian among them. As hot as Sofia Vergara is, if I couldn't see her and those magnificent tits, her voice would sound like nails on a chalkboard. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My kid 's middle school Spanish teacher is from Colombia and has an accent just like Sofia Vergara. The teacher is at least a '7' but the accent makes her a '9'. I'm thinking about taking 7th grade Spanish again. Some accents are hot. Personally I couldn't rank Colombian among them. As hot as Sofia Vergara is, if I couldn't see her and those magnificent tits, her voice would sound like nails on a chalkboard. I'm in this camp. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 4:54:30 PM EDT
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I'd drag my balls across five miles of broken glass just to lick the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the cab that she rode away in... 
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Posted: 9/21/2014 5:17:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh good Lord. There's always one guy who has to know more and be better. That chick you mentioned is NOT hotter than Sofia. Not even close. Really? cdn.noveleros.com/photos/mr/106342_prof.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Not this stuff again? Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like. Seriously, people. In Colombia, Sofia Vergara is considered merely "average." The country is like a factory for producing some of the most beautiful women in the world. High Schools down there don't have signs boasting of their championship football teams or basketball teams. They have signs boasting of the beauty queens they have produced. The first time I went down there, I walked around subconsciously making the "dat ass" expression with my face for about a week. Oh good Lord. There's always one guy who has to know more and be better. That chick you mentioned is NOT hotter than Sofia. Not even close. Really? cdn.noveleros.com/photos/mr/106342_prof.jpg LOL, no. NO. That chick is a 5, with a 7, maybe low-8 body. Sophia Vergara is a dime. Head to toe. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 5:22:32 PM EDT
[#42]
The neighbor in Modern Family withe the barking dog complained that she had a parrot.....
The dude ranch cowboy grabbed her ass.....to give her the bad guy/good guy experience... She's pretty funny. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 5:34:55 PM EDT
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Oh good Lord. There's always one guy who has to know more and be better. That chick you mentioned is NOT hotter than Sofia. Not even close. Really? cdn.noveleros.com/photos/mr/106342_prof.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not this stuff again? Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like. Seriously, people. In Colombia, Sofia Vergara is considered merely "average." The country is like a factory for producing some of the most beautiful women in the world. High Schools down there don't have signs boasting of their championship football teams or basketball teams. They have signs boasting of the beauty queens they have produced. The first time I went down there, I walked around subconsciously making the "dat ass" expression with my face for about a week. Oh good Lord. There's always one guy who has to know more and be better. That chick you mentioned is NOT hotter than Sofia. Not even close. Really? cdn.noveleros.com/photos/mr/106342_prof.jpg That chick looks like Nia Vardolos. Not even close to Sofia's league. 
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Posted: 9/21/2014 5:39:38 PM EDT
[#44]
SV is very nice.
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Posted: 9/21/2014 6:08:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/21/2014 6:10:13 PM EDT
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In 1998, Vergara's older brother Rafael was murdered in Bogota.[32] On May 9, 2011, Vergara's younger brother Julio was deported from the United States to Colombia after being arrested in April; Julio also had a longtime drug addiction and previous brushes with the law.[33][34] "To see somebody dying over 10 years, little by little, that's the worst punishment," Vergara told Parade magazine. "Now he's like another person."[35] |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 6:18:37 PM EDT
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In 1998, Vergara's older brother Rafael was murdered in Bogota.[32] On May 9, 2011, Vergara's younger brother Julio was deported from the United States to Colombia after being arrested in April; Julio also had a longtime drug addiction and previous brushes with the law.[33][34] "To see somebody dying over 10 years, little by little, that's the worst punishment," Vergara told Parade magazine. "Now he's like another person."[35] I don't care. I'm going with this Quoted:
I'd suck a fart out of her butt. |
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Posted: 9/21/2014 7:11:24 PM EDT
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Oh good Lord. There's always one guy who has to know more and be better. That chick you mentioned is NOT hotter than Sofia. Not even close. Really? cdn.noveleros.com/photos/mr/106342_prof.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not this stuff again? Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like. Seriously, people. In Colombia, Sofia Vergara is considered merely "average." The country is like a factory for producing some of the most beautiful women in the world. High Schools down there don't have signs boasting of their championship football teams or basketball teams. They have signs boasting of the beauty queens they have produced. The first time I went down there, I walked around subconsciously making the "dat ass" expression with my face for about a week. Oh good Lord. There's always one guy who has to know more and be better. That chick you mentioned is NOT hotter than Sofia. Not even close. Really? cdn.noveleros.com/photos/mr/106342_prof.jpg Fuckin' A. I just googled her. 
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Posted: 9/22/2014 12:10:23 PM EDT
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That chick looks like Nia Vardolos. Not even close to Sofia's league. http://cdn.noveleros.com/photos/mr/106342_prof.jpg http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140707161302/greysanatomy/images/b/ba/NiaVardalos.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not this stuff again? Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like. Seriously, people. In Colombia, Sofia Vergara is considered merely "average." The country is like a factory for producing some of the most beautiful women in the world. High Schools down there don't have signs boasting of their championship football teams or basketball teams. They have signs boasting of the beauty queens they have produced. The first time I went down there, I walked around subconsciously making the "dat ass" expression with my face for about a week. Oh good Lord. There's always one guy who has to know more and be better. That chick you mentioned is NOT hotter than Sofia. Not even close. Really? cdn.noveleros.com/photos/mr/106342_prof.jpg That chick looks like Nia Vardolos. Not even close to Sofia's league. http://cdn.noveleros.com/photos/mr/106342_prof.jpg http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140707161302/greysanatomy/images/b/ba/NiaVardalos.jpg That was the one I saw as well. 
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Posted: 9/22/2014 12:27:00 PM EDT
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Julie Bowen (Claire Dunphy) is hotter!
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