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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 12:36:14 PM EDT
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In 1998, Vergara's older brother Rafael was murdered in Bogota.[32] On May 9, 2011, Vergara's younger brother Julio was deported from the United States to Colombia after being arrested in April; Julio also had a longtime drug addiction and previous brushes with the law.[33][34] "To see somebody dying over 10 years, little by little, that's the worst punishment," Vergara told Parade magazine. "Now he's like another person."[35]

At least she's not related to anyone who keys people's cars and then brags about it.

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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 12:38:03 PM EDT
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Tough call.  You should start a thread - "In their prime, who was finer ,Sophia or Salma?"

I cant lie, that would be a tough one.  And no "Get both" either. Two Mexican women at the same time?  You're asking for a death sentence.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 12:43:06 PM EDT
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Julie Bowen (Claire Dunphy) is hotter!

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We're probably in the minority, but yeah, I totally agree.

She has aged extremely well.  Hard to believe 'Happy Gilmore' was almost 20 years ago.

Link Posted: 9/22/2014 12:55:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 12:56:30 PM EDT
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Salma also had issues with the English when she first arrived but not nearly as funny as this POA
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 2:11:04 PM EDT
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Tough call.  You should start a thread - "In their prime, who was finer ,Sophia or Salma?"
I cant lie, that would be a tough one.  And no "Get both" either. Two Mexican women at the same time?  You're asking for a death sentence.
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Tough call.  You should start a thread - "In their prime, who was finer ,Sophia or Salma?"
I cant lie, that would be a tough one.  And no "Get both" either. Two Mexican women at the same time?  You're asking for a death sentence.


True, but a death that would pale life by comparison!
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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 2:20:11 PM EDT
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We're probably in the minority, but yeah, I totally agree.

She has aged extremely well.  Hard to believe 'Happy Gilmore' was almost 20 years ago.

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We're probably in the minority, but yeah, I totally agree.

She has aged extremely well.  Hard to believe 'Happy Gilmore' was almost 20 years ago.


Truth be told, I'd take either both of them
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 2:23:00 PM EDT
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Truth be told, I'd take either both of them
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We're probably in the minority, but yeah, I totally agree.

She has aged extremely well.  Hard to believe 'Happy Gilmore' was almost 20 years ago.


Truth be told, I'd take either both of them

I think Al Bundy already has.


Link Posted: 9/22/2014 2:23:38 PM EDT
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At least she's not related to anyone who keys people's cars and then brags about it.

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In 1998, Vergara's older brother Rafael was murdered in Bogota.[32] On May 9, 2011, Vergara's younger brother Julio was deported from the United States to Colombia after being arrested in April; Julio also had a longtime drug addiction and previous brushes with the law.[33][34] "To see somebody dying over 10 years, little by little, that's the worst punishment," Vergara told Parade magazine. "Now he's like another person."[35]

At least she's not related to anyone who keys people's cars and then brags about it.

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I really think you have a hard on for me. This is all you seemingly ever bring up anytime I post. Very strange. With that, I'm off.

Link Posted: 9/22/2014 2:28:02 PM EDT
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I really think you have a hard on for me. This is all you seemingly ever bring up anytime I post. Very strange. With that, I'm off.
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In 1998, Vergara's older brother Rafael was murdered in Bogota.[32] On May 9, 2011, Vergara's younger brother Julio was deported from the United States to Colombia after being arrested in April; Julio also had a longtime drug addiction and previous brushes with the law.[33][34] "To see somebody dying over 10 years, little by little, that's the worst punishment," Vergara told Parade magazine. "Now he's like another person."[35]

At least she's not related to anyone who keys people's cars and then brags about it.

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1635907_Some_people_are_real_d_ks.html&page=2#i47826314

I really think you have a hard on for me. This is all you seemingly ever bring up anytime I post. Very strange. With that, I'm off.

If by "hard on" you mean "whenever I see an admitted car keyer talking about anyone else in a negative way I bring up the fact that the person keys cars and brags about it thus making the person look like a total tool" then yes, I do.

Link Posted: 9/22/2014 2:37:32 PM EDT
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i'd give her the best 30 seconds of her life
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 3:22:47 PM EDT
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She's my #1 celeb crush.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 3:53:29 PM EDT
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True, but a death that would pale life by comparison!
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I'll take Salma Hayek

Tough call.  You should start a thread - "In their prime, who was finer ,Sophia or Salma?"
I cant lie, that would be a tough one.  And no "Get both" either. Two Mexican women at the same time?  You're asking for a death sentence.


True, but a death that would pale life by comparison!
Tomac



I want to  see you call sofia vergara a mexican to her face. It would he epic.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 4:39:15 PM EDT
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I want to  see you call sofia vergara a mexican to her face. It would he epic.
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I'll take Salma Hayek

Tough call.  You should start a thread - "In their prime, who was finer ,Sophia or Salma?"
I cant lie, that would be a tough one.  And no "Get both" either. Two Mexican women at the same time?  You're asking for a death sentence.


True, but a death that would pale life by comparison!
Tomac



I want to  see you call sofia vergara a mexican to her face. It would he epic.



What, I thought she was from Houston.?  She's not?
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 4:57:46 PM EDT
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What, I thought she was from Houston.?  She's not?
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I'll take Salma Hayek

Tough call.  You should start a thread - "In their prime, who was finer ,Sophia or Salma?"
I cant lie, that would be a tough one.  And no "Get both" either. Two Mexican women at the same time?  You're asking for a death sentence.


True, but a death that would pale life by comparison!
Tomac



I want to  see you call sofia vergara a mexican to her face. It would he epic.



What, I thought she was from Houston.?  She's not?



Colombian.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 4:59:24 PM EDT
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Both. The proper reply is both, sir.
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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 9:20:37 PM EDT
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I want to  see you call sofia vergara a mexican to her face. It would he epic.
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Tough call.  You should start a thread - "In their prime, who was finer ,Sophia or Salma?"
I cant lie, that would be a tough one.  And no "Get both" either. Two Mexican women at the same time?  You're asking for a death sentence.

True, but a death that would pale life by comparison!
Tomac

I want to  see you call sofia vergara a mexican to her face. It would he epic.

At the very least:


Link Posted: 9/22/2014 9:33:21 PM EDT
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I don't think she is hotter but she sure is easy on the eyes
Link Posted: 9/26/2014 2:40:51 AM EDT
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Olivia  Wilde is hotter.
Link Posted: 9/26/2014 2:44:58 AM EDT
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Not this stuff again?

Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like.

Seriously, people.  In Colombia, Sofia Vergara is considered merely "average."  

The country is like a factory for producing some of the most beautiful women in the world.

High Schools down there don't have signs boasting of their championship football teams or basketball teams. They have signs boasting of the beauty queens they have produced.

The first time I went down there, I walked around subconsciously making the "dat ass" expression with my face for about a week.

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sorry but amparo is a butterface compared to sofia... eta: i still gotta book a trip there...
Link Posted: 9/26/2014 4:21:15 AM EDT
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She's damn hot and funny as hell.  Doesn't get much better.
Link Posted: 9/26/2014 4:37:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/26/2014 5:43:15 AM EDT
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Would. But that's not surprising.
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I bet that Ellen guy had to hide his boner through that whole interview.
Link Posted: 9/26/2014 5:57:54 AM EDT
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Yeah, she's sexy as hell , but give me Penelope Cruz any day.
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Oh hell no
Link Posted: 9/26/2014 5:59:16 AM EDT
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I don't think she is hotter but she sure is easy on the eyes
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I don't think she is hotter but she sure is easy on the eyes




She would be my choice as well.  
Link Posted: 9/26/2014 6:07:16 AM EDT
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Whoever pulled me out of her would be crowned the King of England.
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Link Posted: 9/26/2014 7:35:49 AM EDT
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NOT GUILTY !


I would even  give up my whoring habit if i could be with her 24-7.
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Oh good Lord.  There's always one guy who has to know more and be better.  That chick you mentioned is NOT hotter than Sofia.  Not even close.  


Really?

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Not this stuff again?

Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like.

Seriously, people.  In Colombia, Sofia Vergara is considered merely "average."  

The country is like a factory for producing some of the most beautiful women in the world.

High Schools down there don't have signs boasting of their championship football teams or basketball teams. They have signs boasting of the beauty queens they have produced.

The first time I went down there, I walked around subconsciously making the "dat ass" expression with my face for about a week.



Oh good Lord.  There's always one guy who has to know more and be better.  That chick you mentioned is NOT hotter than Sofia.  Not even close.  


Really?

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Amparo Grisales was born in 1956.  So, if Amparo Grisales is an example of what Colombian grandmothers look like, can you imagine what Colombian women born in 1976 and 1996  look like!?!

Just saying....walk down the streets of Medellin and you will realize that Sofia is merely average down there, and over-rated up here.  Sofia is merely a modern "Charo."  
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hot hot hot
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Google Amparo Grisales for what a real Colombian MILF should look like.



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This.  If she's half as sweet as she appears on tv (on the show and in interviews) she is the perfect woman.

She puts the "WO" in "woman"!
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I bet that Ellen guy had to hide his boner through that whole interview.
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I bet that Ellen guy had to hide his boner through that whole interview.


They probably had to throw out the chair she was sitting in.
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They probably had to throw out the chair she was sitting in.
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I bet that Ellen guy had to hide his boner through that whole interview.


They probably had to throw out the chair she was sitting in.

You owe me a breakfast cuz I just   with that image...
Link Posted: 9/26/2014 12:32:30 PM EDT
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