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Posted: 9/2/2014 9:56:25 PM EDT
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Page 2 I owns it
Call the fuzz to battle the beelzibub demons. That is what the MRAPs and shit is for. To be warriors of God against the debil. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 9:57:06 PM EDT
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Ok...
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Posted: 9/2/2014 9:57:21 PM EDT
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Dibs on guns and ammo when they capture the OP by luring him in with the hotness of the daughter, and then they burn him in the Wicker Man.
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Posted: 9/2/2014 9:59:29 PM EDT
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F5 F5
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Posted: 9/2/2014 9:59:54 PM EDT
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What kind of AR? This one is my PSA M4 I set up for hunting hogs/coyotes. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:01:10 PM EDT
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Just say what county. Need to put some minds to rest. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where in SC? Not sure if I should say. The Pope and Catholic Church may send slayers. I do not want to get in the cross fire Just say what county. Need to put some minds to rest. Probably BS County, just south of made it the fuck up. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:01:43 PM EDT
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This, cause you might be closer to me than I'd like. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where in SC? This, cause you might be closer to me than I'd like. I am in the northern part of the state near the NC line. You should be safe but pepper your angus to be safe |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:03:29 PM EDT
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Sounds like a bunch of pillbillies. actually I live next to a couple of pillbillies and I feel safer having them next door than the OPs crazy nutjob neighbors. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:04:18 PM EDT
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Probably BS County, just south of made it the fuck up. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where in SC? Not sure if I should say. The Pope and Catholic Church may send slayers. I do not want to get in the cross fire Just say what county. Need to put some minds to rest. Probably BS County, just south of made it the fuck up. Nope sorry but this was as real as it gets. No BS at all |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:04:38 PM EDT
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Where in SC? This, cause you might be closer to me than I'd like. I am in the northern part of the state near the NC line. You should be safe but pepper your angus to be safe I'm in the southern part of NC ~10 miles from the SC line. 
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:05:13 PM EDT
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There is no Dana, only Zuul. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Are you the Keymaster? Damn it, beat me to it.... |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:06:08 PM EDT
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Nope sorry but this was as real as it gets. No BS at all Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where in SC? Not sure if I should say. The Pope and Catholic Church may send slayers. I do not want to get in the cross fire Just say what county. Need to put some minds to rest. Probably BS County, just south of made it the fuck up. Nope sorry but this was as real as it gets. No BS at all Any cool beastial squaling? |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:06:12 PM EDT
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I was in the house on the computer. All of the sudden I hear screams and howls. I actually thought it was coyotes killing another cat. I grab the AR and head outside. Once outside I hear more screams and now crying. I have a 3/10th of a mile long driveway and it splits. One side goes to my house. The other side to another house and my only neighbor. As I approach the split in the driveway, I hear a woman crying and hear 2 other people saying "stop fighting it and let it go". I proceed up the driveway in super sneaky Ninja team 6 mode with weapon at ready. Once I was close enough with good cover and the high ground I turned on my weapons light and see 2 white women and 1 black girl. The black girl is crying and bent over. The older white woman is holding a bible and preaching something. The younger white woman (daughter) turns and approaches my direction slowly. I tell her to stop where she is and I asked what they are doing to her and who they are. I call out and ask the black girl if she is ok or needs help. Turns out they are my neighbors and the black girl is the step daughter that just came home and has been battling "demons". The whole time the older white woman does not stop chanting or preaching or whatever she was doing. I speak to the younger white girl (she was hot by the way) and make sure all is good then I retreat back to the house. Do I need to move. Will they burn my house down tonight to pay respects to Groul the Destroyer. Should I fap since it is my last night. I am weirded out now. And this , ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you ingest magic carpet ride mushrooms . When the sun rises tomorrow the OP will find himself still in his folks basement. No white women. No black girl. No neighbors. No driveway. Forked or otherwise. No AR. Nothing except a fevered imagination. gd |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:07:34 PM EDT
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I'm in the southern part of NC ~10 miles from the SC line.
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Where in SC? This, cause you might be closer to me than I'd like. I am in the northern part of the state near the NC line. You should be safe but pepper your angus to be safe I'm in the southern part of NC ~10 miles from the SC line.
Well the demons could spread fast like the zombies in World War Z. Your screwed now |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:09:04 PM EDT
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What round for head spinning bitch?
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:10:00 PM EDT
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What round for head spinning bitch? All of them. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:10:31 PM EDT
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I have an exorcism everytime I eat Indian food. George C Scott has got nothing on me when I go to exercise those demons in to the pooper.
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:15:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There is no Dana, only Zuul. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:18:48 PM EDT
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There is no Dana, only Zuul. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Are you the Keymaster? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria! did you shit turn White 
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:20:18 PM EDT
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Prepare your angus for Gozer the Destructor !
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:20:54 PM EDT
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I thought exorcisms usually took place in bedrooms and cheesy horror movies?
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:23:21 PM EDT
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wonder if anything followed you back home
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:25:11 PM EDT
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So did it work?
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:26:58 PM EDT
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You know whats NOT funny?
Demons. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:27:30 PM EDT
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well this thread title will make for some interesting content in the tinder thread
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:28:20 PM EDT
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They did not ask why you were pointing an AR at them ?
The younger one just explained just a simple exorcism (move on citizen nothing to see here) sounds reasonable |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:34:22 PM EDT
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Did her head spin around? Pics of hot chick needed to confirm guilty/not guilty status. Hot chick was not guilty for sure Is that Low Country not guilty, or Blue Ridge Not guilty? |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:36:33 PM EDT
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They did not ask why you were pointing an AR at them ? The younger one just explained just a simple exorcism (move on citizen nothing to see here) sounds reasonable I am dead serious. She could not see that it was a AR until I took the light out of their eyes but she did not flinch when she saw the gun. My neighbor has guns and shoots so it is nothing new. But it was a very odd situation |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:37:33 PM EDT
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Is that Low Country not guilty, or Blue Ridge Not guilty? More like hot college chick guilty. She had all her teeth Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Did her head spin around? Pics of hot chick needed to confirm guilty/not guilty status. Hot chick was not guilty for sure Is that Low Country not guilty, or Blue Ridge Not guilty? More like hot college chick guilty. She had all her teeth |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:39:37 PM EDT
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weapons light
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:42:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:47:11 PM EDT
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If you're not trotting out a line of shit, you probably earned a pass to pop by tomorrow (when it is light out) and ask them WTF was going on.
Just listen to what they tell you, ask intelligent, non-judgemental follow-up quesitons, and type it here into your computer for us to read. Sound like a game plan? |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:47:32 PM EDT
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NEED TO SEE MS PAINT DIAGRAM FOR CLARITY!!!
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:48:43 PM EDT
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NEED TO SEE MS PAINT DIAGRAM FOR CLARITY!!! Yep, we seriously need an MS paint for this. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:51:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There is no Dana, only Zuul. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:53:59 PM EDT
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I can't believe no one has said this yet. Cool story bro CSB. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:55:03 PM EDT
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If you're not trotting out a line of shit, you probably earned a pass to pop by tomorrow (when it is light out) and ask them WTF was going on. Just listen to what they tell you, ask intelligent, non-judgemental follow-up quesitons, and type it here into your computer for us to read. Sound like a game plan? This is my thoughts as well. I need clarity so I can sleep better. It was a bit weird and unnerving. I want to know what demons they were referring to. I could actually hear her screaming from inside my house and they were over 350 yards away, with some woods between us |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:56:29 PM EDT
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In the future you probably should refrain from the Seal Team 6 antics in your driveway, at least with the rifle.
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:56:45 PM EDT
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Not buying what you are selling. People believe the stupidest shit. Mental illness? I believe in that.
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Posted: 9/2/2014 10:57:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that Low Country not guilty, or Blue Ridge Not guilty? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Did her head spin around? Pics of hot chick needed to confirm guilty/not guilty status. Hot chick was not guilty for sure Is that Low Country not guilty, or Blue Ridge Not guilty? Piedmont not guilty. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 11:00:54 PM EDT
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If you are a Praying Man I would Pray and ask the Lord to protect you and your household
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Posted: 9/2/2014 11:02:20 PM EDT
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Did her head spin around? Pics of hot chick needed to confirm guilty/not guilty status. Hot chick was not guilty for sure Is that Low Country not guilty, or Blue Ridge Not guilty? Piedmont not guilty. I see what you did there. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 11:03:51 PM EDT
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In the future you probably should refrain from the Seal Team 6 antics in your driveway, at least with the rifle. My driveway is 3/10 of a mile long and dark as the pits of hell at night. I need a rifle just to cover my ass |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 11:05:07 PM EDT
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My driveway is 3/10 of a mile long and dark as the pits of hell at night. I need a rifle just to cover my ass Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In the future you probably should refrain from the Seal Team 6 antics in your driveway, at least with the rifle. My driveway is 3/10 of a mile long and dark as the pits of hell at night. I need a rifle just to cover my ass Why 3/10 of a mile? Couldn't you just say about 1500 feet? |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 11:05:45 PM EDT
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Not buying what you are selling. People believe the stupidest shit. Mental illness? I believe in that. She may be mentally ill for sure. Perhaps that is the demons. But the other women where set on praying those demons out. I have heard of stories like this at some of the old school churches. Just never in my driveway |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 11:07:01 PM EDT
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Why 3/10 of a mile? Couldn't you just say about 1500 feet? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In the future you probably should refrain from the Seal Team 6 antics in your driveway, at least with the rifle. My driveway is 3/10 of a mile long and dark as the pits of hell at night. I need a rifle just to cover my ass Why 3/10 of a mile? Couldn't you just say about 1500 feet? Same reason I tell my GF I am 1/4 foot long. For effect of course 
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Posted: 9/2/2014 11:11:33 PM EDT
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If you're not trotting out a line of shit, you probably earned a pass to pop by tomorrow (when it is light out) and ask them WTF was going on. Just listen to what they tell you, ask intelligent, non-judgemental follow-up quesitons, and type it here into your computer for us to read. Sound like a game plan? Record it....or it never happened! 
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Posted: 9/2/2014 11:26:37 PM EDT
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Not buying what you are selling. People believe the stupidest shit. Mental illness? I believe in that. True. Some people DO believe "the stupidest shit". The Catholic Church (on the other hand) does not proceed (formally) with the solemn rite of Exorcism untill AFTER mental illness and any other possibiliites for existent phenomenon have been ruled out. From Wiki: ...Things listed in the Roman Ritual as being indicators of possible demonic possession include: speaking foreign or ancient languages of which the possessed has no prior knowledge; supernatural abilities and strength; knowledge of hidden or remote things which the possessed has no way of knowing; an aversion to anything holy; and profuse blasphemy and/or sacrilege.. Generally, the ability to levitate or to speak in Aramaic or Latin kinda moves it out of the simplistic "this chick is tapped" category. You might want to look into it, just to round out (and maybe lend some depth to) your perceptions. |
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Posted: 9/2/2014 11:27:03 PM EDT
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In before the OP starts memorizing this:
"Exorcizamus te, Omnis Immundus Spiritus, Omnis Satanica Potestas, Omnis Incursio Infernalis Adversarii, Omnis Congregatio et Secta Diabolica, Ergo Draco Maledicte, Ut Ecclesiam Tuam Secura, Tibi Facias Libertate Servire, Te Rogamus, Audi Nos!"
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Posted: 9/3/2014 12:02:47 AM EDT
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In before the OP starts memorizing this: "Exorcizamus te, Omnis Immundus Spiritus, Omnis Satanica Potestas, Omnis Incursio Infernalis Adversarii, Omnis Congregatio et Secta Diabolica, Ergo Draco Maledicte, Ut Ecclesiam Tuam Secura, Tibi Facias Libertate Servire, Te Rogamus, Audi Nos!" I know you are joking, but that isn't a magical incantation. The only person who can lawfully command using those words is an ordained priest that has been given the explicit lawful authority to do so by the Catholic Church. |
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