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Posted: 7/30/2014 8:58:30 PM EDT

Were potholes in the road...

And I was a dump truck, fillin em with my load....

Posted: 7/30/2014 8:59:58 PM EDT

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This will go far

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:00:25 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/30/2014 9:00:42 PM EDT

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and i was a mason

I'd lay them all in style

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:01:06 PM EDT

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I'll go out on a limb and say IBTL.

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:02:05 PM EDT

[#5]

haha, well done OP

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:03:04 PM EDT

[#6]

8/10

Wood read again.

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:04:25 PM EDT

[#7]

I chuckled. 8/10 OP.

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:05:23 PM EDT

[#8]

I Bet The Ladies are just lining up for you

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:05:46 PM EDT

[#9]

Were bells in a tower
And I was Quasimodo
I'd bang 'em every hour

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:06:21 PM EDT

[#10]

Fucking OP! My wife read that and her panties fell off.

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:09:23 PM EDT

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Well played sir.

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:12:05 PM EDT

[#12]

IBTL.....

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:13:12 PM EDT

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...were pies on a shelf
and I was a baker
Id eat them all myself

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:13:46 PM EDT

[#14]

I got in trouble for singing that on a battalion run.

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:18:38 PM EDT

[#15]

Thirsty leghumpers..

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:34:58 PM EDT

[#16]

From now on my left leg is Christmas and my right leg is New Years. So ladies how about joining me........

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Between The Holidays

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:43:30 PM EDT

[#17]

Stay classy.

Posted: 7/30/2014 9:45:23 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/30/2014 10:00:45 PM EDT

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I don't get it.

Posted: 7/30/2014 10:02:22 PM EDT

[#20]

Um. Huh. Better you then me OP.

Posted: 7/30/2014 10:03:28 PM EDT

[#21]

I sang that as a jody once. True story.

Posted: 7/30/2014 10:21:14 PM EDT

[#22]

Were cherries in a tree...

Posted: 7/30/2014 10:54:55 PM EDT

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Swimming kitty nailed it.

Posted: 7/30/2014 10:58:09 PM EDT

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Swimming kitty nailed it.

Says the guy who's screen name is another word for cock.

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:06:32 PM EDT

[#25]

I'm soooo in.

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:06:37 PM EDT

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Pics or lies.

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:14:45 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/30/2014 11:30:04 PM EDT

[#28]

Gd after midnight is like a college bar with $3 pitchers. Ugly.

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:37:19 PM EDT

[#29]

In!

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:41:05 PM EDT

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That's a verse I haven't heard before.

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:41:57 PM EDT

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Pics or lies.

Check your IMs

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:43:59 PM EDT

[#32]

How about some S&M man lyrics for a proper lock, lol.

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:47:28 PM EDT

[#33]

I wish all the ladies

Where Buns in the oven

And I was a Baker

I'd cream em by the dozen

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:47:41 PM EDT

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IN!

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:53:57 PM EDT

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Who can take a puppy, grab him by his ears, fuck him in the face til he crys them little puppy tears!

S&m man makes the hurt feel good

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:56:27 PM EDT

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Were nail in a pile,
and I was a hammer,
I'd drive them all with style..

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Were bats in a steeple,
and I was the king bat,
there'd be more bats than people..

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:56:33 PM EDT

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Who can take a glass rod,

Shove it up his prick,

Put it on the table,

And smash it with a brick?

Its the S & M man, Oh, the S & M man,

The S & M man because he mixes it with love,

And makes the hurt feel good.

Posted: 7/30/2014 11:59:14 PM EDT

[#38]

Who can go to an abortion clinic
Sneak around the back
Dig through the dumpster and find a tasty snack

Posted: 7/31/2014 12:06:56 AM EDT

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Who can go to an abortion clinic
FUCK sneaking around the back
Walk through the front door and eat it out of her snatch

Who take your grandma,
Throw her on the lawn
Fuck her so hard that grandpa cheers you on

Who can take a cheese grater
Strap it to his arm
Fist fuck her snatch and make pussy parmisean

Posted: 7/31/2014 12:10:16 AM EDT

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This

Posted: 7/31/2014 12:10:51 AM EDT

[#41]

Well this thread is, interesting.

Posted: 7/31/2014 12:13:42 AM EDT

[#42]

I think alcohol was involved somehow in the creation of this thread.

Posted: 7/31/2014 12:14:26 AM EDT

[#43]

Ah, good times, good times.

Posted: 7/31/2014 12:16:07 AM EDT

[#44]

IBTL & B

Posted: 7/31/2014 12:17:19 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2014 1:28:42 AM EDT

[#46]

I'm just happy to be along for the ride.

Posted: 7/31/2014 2:03:57 AM EDT

[#47]

You'd probably end up in jail now for the Jody calls that were heard around post every morning 20 years ago.

hey-ba-ba-re-bop

Posted: 7/31/2014 2:08:40 AM EDT

[#48]

They say that in the Army
The women are mighty fine
They look like Phyllis Diller
And fuck like Frankenstein
Oh Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Ho-o-o-o-o-o-ome!

Posted: 7/31/2014 2:13:12 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2014 2:39:08 AM EDT

[#50]

IBTL

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