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Posted: 7/31/2014 2:46:57 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2014 2:50:49 AM EDT

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Let's go out and kill some Commies
Burn the village rape their mommies
Stab their babies in the back
Put them on a roasting rack
Coat them with some barbecue
Makes them tender easy to chew

Posted: 7/31/2014 3:33:26 AM EDT

[#3]

Oh yes. Hangover runs in Korea.

IBTL

Posted: 7/31/2014 6:08:10 AM EDT

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My girl's a vegetable

She lives in a hospital

But I would do anything

To keep her alive

She has a green TV

It's called an EKG

But I would do anything

To keep her alive

She has no arms or legs

That's why we call her pegs

But I would do anything

To keep her alive

Sometimes I play a joke

Pull the plug and watch her choke

But I would do anything

To keep her alive

Posted: 7/31/2014 6:16:15 AM EDT

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They say that in the Army
The women are mighty fine
They look like Phyllis Diller
And fuck like Frankenstein
Oh Lord I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Ho-o-o-o-o-o-ome!

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Greatness!

Posted: 7/31/2014 11:59:07 AM EDT

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My girl's got a big ol' snatch
Just like a cabbage patch
But I would do most anything
To keep her alive

Posted: 7/31/2014 12:31:04 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2014 12:40:06 PM EDT

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If I was a super dessert maker
I would give them all
A creampie.
The End.

Posted: 8/1/2014 10:09:38 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/1/2014 10:15:02 AM EDT

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Somebody got rejected.

Posted: 8/1/2014 10:21:46 AM EDT

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You'd probably end up in jail now for the Jody calls that were heard around post every morning 20 years ago.

hey-ba-ba-re-bop

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Yup..

God I'm getting old..

Posted: 8/1/2014 10:21:51 AM EDT

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LOL

Posted: 8/1/2014 10:23:10 AM EDT

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Sorry you couldn't serve.

Posted: 8/1/2014 10:23:40 AM EDT

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hahahahahahhhahhahahahhahahahah

OMG!

Posted: 8/1/2014 10:31:37 AM EDT

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...were mares in a stable
I'd be the groom, mounting all I was able...

With apologies to Oscar Brand

Posted: 8/1/2014 12:28:54 PM EDT

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I didn't serve either, these just happen to be songs we sing during rugby socials as well.

Like Old Chicago Store.

Posted: 8/1/2014 12:38:28 PM EDT

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http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/07/napalm-sticks-to-kids/#!btdDd4

WASHINGTON, DC — An extremely controversial Pentagon study on the accuracy of various running and marching cadences has released its preliminary findings today, concluding that napalm does indeed stick to kids.

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Posted: 8/1/2014 12:46:29 PM EDT

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I knew exactly where this thread was going before I clicked

Posted: 8/1/2014 12:58:12 PM EDT

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see the lady dressed in red
she makes her living giving head

see the lady dressed in blue
she'll give more than the flu.

see the lady dressed in black
she makes her living on her back.

can't imagine they let the guys sing that any more.

Posted: 8/1/2014 1:01:01 PM EDT

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oh and what about.

my girl has great big boobs.
just like two inter tubes.

my girl has got great big hips
just like two battleships.

not sure of the rest but she was a pretty fucked up girl.

Posted: 8/1/2014 1:01:31 PM EDT

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wait was this a cadence thread?

Posted: 8/1/2014 1:35:07 PM EDT

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Way up north where the air gets cold
We're running out of whiskey, we're running out of gold
So now I earn my living
Clubbing the baby seals!
ArkArk!

You can hit `em with a shovel, you can hit `em with a brick
You can poke `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick
That's how I earn my living
Clubbing the baby seals!
ArkArk!

Posted: 8/1/2014 1:40:07 PM EDT

[#23]

For all those confused, go outside at 0600 and yell this while you run by you're neighbors house.

Posted: 8/1/2014 1:45:20 PM EDT

[#24]

I killed some communists for me and you

Posted: 8/1/2014 2:06:59 PM EDT

[#25]

IN!!

Posted: 8/1/2014 5:30:46 PM EDT

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WASHINGTON, DC — An extremely controversial Pentagon study on the accuracy of various running and marching cadences has released its preliminary findings today, concluding that napalm does indeed stick to kids.

Holy crap, I'm going to hell.

Posted: 8/1/2014 5:32:14 PM EDT

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In GD?????

Posted: 8/1/2014 5:34:15 PM EDT

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I didn't serve either, these just happen to be songs we sing during rugby socials as well.

Like Old Chicago Store.

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I have about a 1 gig file that's all rugby songs, hash house songs, old drinking songs and stuff. It's pretty awesome.
I put my hand up on her toe, yo ho... yo ho...

Posted: 8/1/2014 5:43:37 PM EDT

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I have about a 1 gig file that's all rugby songs, hash house songs, old drinking songs and stuff. It's pretty awesome.

I put my hand up on her toe, yo ho... yo ho...

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I didn't serve either, these just happen to be songs we sing during rugby socials as well.

Like Old Chicago Store.

I have about a 1 gig file that's all rugby songs, hash house songs, old drinking songs and stuff. It's pretty awesome.

I put my hand up on her toe, yo ho... yo ho...

She said hey rugger you're way to low!
Get in, get out, quit fucking about ya ho. Ya ho. Ya ho

Posted: 8/1/2014 5:44:12 PM EDT

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Holy crap, I'm going to hell.

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http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/07/napalm-sticks-to-kids/#!btdDd4

WASHINGTON, DC — An extremely controversial Pentagon study on the accuracy of various running and marching cadences has released its preliminary findings today, concluding that napalm does indeed stick to kids.

Holy crap, I'm going to hell.

Yeah, that one was good.

Read the comments.

Posted: 8/1/2014 5:44:24 PM EDT

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A YELLOW BIRD

A yellow bird
with a little beak
was sitten on
my toilet seat
I pushed him in
I flushed him down
I watched his ass
go round and round.

A little bird
with a yellow bill
was sitten on
my window sill.
I lured him in
with a piece of bread
then I smashed
his fuckin head

Posted: 8/1/2014 5:45:12 PM EDT

[#32]

Haha, thanks for the chuckle OP.

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Were potholes in the road...

And I was a dump truck, fillin em with my load....

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Posted: 8/1/2014 5:57:00 PM EDT

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I sing "Airborne Ranger Where have you been?" with my kids when I hike with them.. or when I smoke them for being ate up.

My wife doesn't find it as amusing as I do.

Posted: 8/1/2014 5:59:55 PM EDT

[#34]

I like my women like I like my rum; 18yrs old and mixed up with coke.

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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:00:18 PM EDT

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I sing "Airborne Ranger Where have you been?" with my kids when I hike with them.. or when I smoke them for being ate up.

My wife doesn't find it as amusing as I do.

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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:17:09 PM EDT

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C-130 rollin' down the strip
blew a tire and the mutherfucker flipped
C-130 ain't flying today
Air Force pilot went UA!

Mission Top Secret
destination unknown
Candy-assed Rangers
Shoulda stayed at home.

Stand up buckle up
shuffle to the door
look outside then
I hit the floor

Jumpmaster picks me up with ease
thows my ass out into the breeze

If my chute don't open wide
gonna pucker up my Seabee behind
If my reserve don't open next
guess I'm gonna pass the gravity test!

When I splatter in the combat zone,
mop me up and send me home
Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my mamma I did my best.

-Or something like that...

Posted: 8/1/2014 6:17:27 PM EDT

[#37]

I wish all ladies were my little toes. Then I would bang them on every piece of furniture in the house.

Posted: 8/1/2014 6:22:46 PM EDT

[#38]

"Oh, a-way down south, in the land of cotton

I dropped my drawers, the girls came trottin'

Look away!

Look away,

lookaway, Dixieland!"

I wish I was in Dixie!

Posted: 8/1/2014 6:26:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/1/2014 6:33:43 PM EDT

[#40]

Just whoring my post count in this doomed thread.

Posted: 8/1/2014 6:37:04 PM EDT

[#41]

Welllllll
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D77lbJeOKFA[/youtube]

Posted: 8/1/2014 8:20:55 PM EDT

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Welllllll

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haaahaaaaa knew who that was even with the shit embed.

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllll

Posted: 8/2/2014 6:04:55 AM EDT

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As we sang it in the Hundred and Worst:

C130 high in the sky
These are the boys who snivel and cry
Stand up hook up shuffle to the door
Fall to your knees and puke on the floor

Posted: 8/2/2014 6:10:01 AM EDT

[#44]

IBTL

Posted: 8/2/2014 6:29:32 AM EDT

[#45]

Reminds me of that old Bloodhound Gang song.

You know what I really want in a girl? ME

Posted: 8/2/2014 7:52:14 AM EDT

[#46]

Back on topic:

...were bats in a steeple
And I was a big bat
There'd be more bats than people.

...were cows in the Trigon (ROTC bldg at Texas A&M)
And I was a Big Bull
There'd be more troops in Saigon.