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Posted: 7/29/2014 3:19:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ho-lee-shit  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I should've filmed the shit and made it easy for you guys lol ITS NOT TOO LATE! GO MY SON, FIND shannEn AND STRAP A FUCKIN GO PRO TO YOUR PENILE SHAFT! Ho-lee-shit  That would just look like 10 minutes of getting smacked in the forehead with an Arby's sandwich. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 3:23:25 AM EDT
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The epic-ness of the epic thread is.... Epic.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 4:14:01 AM EDT
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Am I in before Asian Arby's tells the OP he knocked her up?
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Posted: 7/29/2014 4:18:23 AM EDT
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This is the most entertaining thread since the fruit plate guy!
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Posted: 7/29/2014 4:58:57 AM EDT
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nobody asked the OP yet if her vag was bladed at a 45?
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:08:36 AM EDT
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"To make matters worse, my wife can't stop talking about what you guys did. What the fuck did you do to her?" Yep, that's something an angry husband would write. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What are the odds that all of you are just looking at screenshots of two phones that some guy is texting back and forth on? Look here, you take your logic and your rational skepticism and go somewhere else. We prefer drama on GD, even if it is made up. 
"To make matters worse, my wife can't stop talking about what you guys did. What the fuck did you do to her?" Yep, that's something an angry husband would write. That was the line that clinched it for me too. Oh well, it was funny while it lasted. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:09:29 AM EDT
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They leave tomorrow afternoon or early evening. I gotta get shannen a message somehow and have her get Martin drunk, so we could go behind the vons again hah Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Did they fly home then? OR you ready to do it all over again tonight? They leave tomorrow afternoon or early evening. I gotta get shannen a message somehow and have her get Martin drunk, so we could go behind the vons again hah Nice. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:18:49 AM EDT
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That would just look like 10 minutes of getting smacked in the forehead with an Arby's sandwich. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I should've filmed the shit and made it easy for you guys lol ITS NOT TOO LATE! GO MY SON, FIND shannEn AND STRAP A FUCKIN GO PRO TO YOUR PENILE SHAFT! Ho-lee-shit
That would just look like 10 minutes of getting smacked in the forehead with an Arby's sandwich. Just spit my drink right there!!!
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:56:26 AM EDT
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 Gibsonn for the win! Yep. Here's the replay. Just in case anyone missed Gibson's dramatic entry into the thread. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:10:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Good. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What are the odds that all of you are just looking at screenshots of two phones that some guy is texting back and forth on? Good. Pure fiction, but it was still a masterful bait that hooked a few thousand ARFcommers...whether he fucked a pimento loaf or conjured the whole thing, this is GD in all its glory. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:25:39 AM EDT
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Someone who was angry would be making spiteful comments, not making "why are you so awesome?" remarks. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What are the odds that all of you are just looking at screenshots of two phones that some guy is texting back and forth on? Look here, you take your logic and your rational skepticism and go somewhere else. We prefer drama on GD, even if it is made up.
"To make matters worse, she won't stop talking about what you two did. What the fuck did you do to her?" Yep, that's something an angry husband would write. Aka husband doesn't know how to lay the pipe and/or he has a small dick. Someone who was angry would be making spiteful comments, not making "why are you so awesome?" remarks. It's funny that you had to even spell this out . |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:28:24 AM EDT
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Great thread! But, sadly, grammar has bitten OP in the ass.
Please note that the message from Martin used the word "anyways". Please note that original post used the word "anyways", and was mocked for it. "Anyways" is a northern Regionalism. Martin is from South America. Continue with epic thread, please. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:29:19 AM EDT
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What other country does your friend have dual citizenship with? Uruguay?
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:31:26 AM EDT
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What other country does your friend have dual citizenship with? Uruguay? 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:34:42 AM EDT
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What other country does your friend have dual citizenship with? Uruguay? http://www.rohansalmond.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/URUGUAY.jpg Fuck you you intolerant red neck gun owning american white bread
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:59:16 AM EDT
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you guys really believe this shit I believe it. 
But haters got to hate. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:59:36 AM EDT
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"To make matters worse, my wife can't stop talking about what you guys did. What the fuck did you do to her?" I DID IT THE WHIT BRED WHEY!!!!
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:11:37 AM EDT
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I believe it.
But haters got to hate. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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you guys really believe this shit I believe it.
But haters got to hate. Yep--I have no doubts the man now knows the meaning of LBFM. Some people just feel we don't need heros
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:19:25 AM EDT
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RB girl did say she wanted marks. Maybe she is trying to cuck hubby or goad him into being a tiny bit more sober and cater to her...needs... a bit more?
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:23:50 AM EDT
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RB girl did say she wanted marks. Maybe she is trying to cuck hubby or goad him into being a tiny bit more sober and cater to her...needs... a bit more? Or she was gathering evidence for the rape charge OP would be hit with in a week or two if this had really happened. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:04:37 AM EDT
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nobody asked the OP yet if her vag was bladed at a 45? Well he already stated she is Asian so I understood that to mean bladed at 90 degrees. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:06:08 AM EDT
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I believe it.
But haters got to hate. I want to believe. OP, the sun's up. We need an update. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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you guys really believe this shit I believe it.
But haters got to hate. I want to believe. OP, the sun's up. We need an update. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:17:20 AM EDT
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Well he already stated she is Asian so I understood that to mean bladed at 90 degrees. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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nobody asked the OP yet if her vag was bladed at a 45? Well he already stated she is Asian so I understood that to mean bladed at 90 degrees. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:22:53 AM EDT
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Without reading the entire 34 pages, take it from a guy who's been in the lifestyle for a while-
you can fuck people that become your friends, but do NOT fuck your firends. Nothing good will come of it. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:23:26 AM EDT
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I tip my hat to you good sir.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:34:02 AM EDT
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Without reading the entire 34 pages, take it from a guy who's been in the lifestyle for a while- you can fuck people that become your friends, but do NOT fuck your firends. Nothing good will come of it. What if they're imaginary friends? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:35:35 AM EDT
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Picture of said goat herder Gaucho, early Saturday. I think this was about drink 2 or 3 of prolly 20 lol. If he only knew what would be going down about 12 hours later hah
I think Shannen was anticipating the doggy style later. The dog looks frightened. Do phillipinos eat dog like the Chinese? 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:40:54 AM EDT
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Picture of said goat herder Gaucho, early Saturday. If he only knew what would be going down about 12 hours later hah https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2911/14774612324_a7b372ea0e_b.jpg I think Shannen was anticipating the doggy style later. The dog looks frightened. Do phillipinos eat dog like the Chinese? https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3881/14774612354_5be79cde90_b.jpg It's fake, it's photoshopped, her elbows are to pointy, hips too skinny to bear children, yada yada yada. I'm sure I missed something and someone with a fedora will be by to poke holes in your post. But to me it sounds like you poked enough holes for this story. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:42:13 AM EDT
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Wow, those fake text conversation generators can gin up appropriate photos, too? That's pretty fancy.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:42:26 AM EDT
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It's fake, it's photoshopped, her elbows are to pointy, hips too skinny to bear children, yada yada yada. I'm sure I missed something and someone with a fedora will be by to poke holes in your post. But to me it sounds like you poked enough holes for this story. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Picture of said goat herder Gaucho, early Saturday. If he only knew what would be going down about 12 hours later hah https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2911/14774612324_a7b372ea0e_b.jpg I think Shannen was anticipating the doggy style later. The dog looks frightened. Do phillipinos eat dog like the Chinese? https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3881/14774612354_5be79cde90_b.jpg It's fake, it's photoshopped, her elbows are to pointy, hips too skinny to bear children, yada yada yada. I'm sure I missed something and someone with a fedora will be by to poke holes in your post. But to me it sounds like you poked enough holes for this story. lol right. I'm waiting for the peanut gallery to start chiming in. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:48:10 AM EDT
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lol right. I'm waiting for the peanut gallery to start chiming in. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Picture of said goat herder Gaucho, early Saturday. If he only knew what would be going down about 12 hours later hah https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2911/14774612324_a7b372ea0e_b.jpg I think Shannen was anticipating the doggy style later. The dog looks frightened. Do phillipinos eat dog like the Chinese? https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3881/14774612354_5be79cde90_b.jpg It's fake, it's photoshopped, her elbows are to pointy, hips too skinny to bear children, yada yada yada. I'm sure I missed something and someone with a fedora will be by to poke holes in your post. But to me it sounds like you poked enough holes for this story. lol right. I'm waiting for the peanut gallery to start chiming in. Paging Gibsonn to explain how the pics were faked, along with the moon landing..... This little piece of wisdom isn't aimed at anyone in particular, but just because you or someone you know has to fake facebook messages and texts doesn't mean everyone that claims to have sex does the same. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:50:48 AM EDT
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The haters will be arriving shortly.....
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:53:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think Shannen was anticipating the doggy style later. The dog looks frightened. Do phillipinos eat dog like the Chinese? https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3881/14774612354_5be79cde90_b.jpg She looks better in that pic compared to the mug shot posted earlier. Is this real? I'd like to think so, in which case I'm sure there must be some pics taken while he was doing her....  |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:55:50 AM EDT
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She looks better in that pic compared to the mug shot posted earlier. Is this real? I'd like to think so, in which case I'm sure there must be some pics taken while he was doing her.... http://www.iphonehdwallpapers.net/wp-content/cache/c0faf22c724ceec69a7a3b6564455213_w325_h576_sc.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I think Shannen was anticipating the doggy style later. The dog looks frightened. Do phillipinos eat dog like the Chinese? https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3881/14774612354_5be79cde90_b.jpg She looks better in that pic compared to the mug shot posted earlier. Is this real? I'd like to think so, in which case I'm sure there must be some pics taken while he was doing her.... http://www.iphonehdwallpapers.net/wp-content/cache/c0faf22c724ceec69a7a3b6564455213_w325_h576_sc.jpg Phone was long out of juice by that time  And she probably looks better because she's next to an english mastiff.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:56:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I think Shannen was anticipating the doggy style later. The dog looks frightened. Do phillipinos eat dog like the Chinese? https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3881/14774612354_5be79cde90_b.jpg She looks better in that pic compared to the mug shot posted earlier. Is this real? I'd like to think so, in which case I'm sure there must be some pics taken while he was doing her.... Yup, she looks 4x at hot in that pic above. Much better pic. I'm of it "it happened" mind. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:00:52 AM EDT
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nobody asked the OP yet if her vag was bladed at a 45? Im just wondering if soy sauce is any good on roast beef??? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:04:21 AM EDT
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Im just wondering if soy sauce is any good on roast beef??? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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nobody asked the OP yet if her vag was bladed at a 45? Im just wondering if soy sauce is any good on roast beef??? Not sure. I would've had to dental dam up to munch on that roast beef.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:08:00 AM EDT
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I'm of it "it happened" mind. Being the skeptical asshole I am, I'm still gonna go with the text conversations were all made up, and OP just had some friends visit and constructed this narrative around what are otherwise completely innocuous pics. Prove me wrong, OP.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:09:35 AM EDT
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Being the skeptical asshole I am, I'm still gonna go with the text conversations were all made up, and OP just had some friends visit and constructed this narrative around what are otherwise completely innocuous pics. Prove me wrong, OP. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm of it "it happened" mind. Being the skeptical asshole I am, I'm still gonna go with the text conversations were all made up, and OP just had some friends visit and constructed this narrative around what are otherwise completely innocuous pics. Prove me wrong, OP. come over here and sniff my wang. it smells like pinay |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:10:04 AM EDT
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Phone was long out of juice by that time And she probably looks better because she's next to an english mastiff.Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I think Shannen was anticipating the doggy style later. The dog looks frightened. Do phillipinos eat dog like the Chinese? https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3881/14774612354_5be79cde90_b.jpg She looks better in that pic compared to the mug shot posted earlier. Is this real? I'd like to think so, in which case I'm sure there must be some pics taken while he was doing her.... http://www.iphonehdwallpapers.net/wp-content/cache/c0faf22c724ceec69a7a3b6564455213_w325_h576_sc.jpg Phone was long out of juice by that time And she probably looks better because she's next to an english mastiff.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:19:25 AM EDT
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come over here and sniff my wang. it smells like pinay Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm of it "it happened" mind. Being the skeptical asshole I am, I'm still gonna go with the text conversations were all made up, and OP just had some friends visit and constructed this narrative around what are otherwise completely innocuous pics. Prove me wrong, OP. come over here and sniff my wang. it smells like pinay Still? You either need a shower, or (if you've already showered) a priest. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:30:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Being the skeptical asshole I am, I'm still gonna go with the text conversations were all made up, and OP just had some friends visit and constructed this narrative around what are otherwise completely innocuous pics. Prove me wrong, OP. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm of it "it happened" mind. Being the skeptical asshole I am, I'm still gonna go with the text conversations were all made up, and OP just had some friends visit and constructed this narrative around what are otherwise completely innocuous pics. Prove me wrong, OP. I've seen (and done) some unbelievable stuff so I know anything is possible. As the only evidence to suggest this is a fraud are screen shots that are not the right color / side as expected, then I'm still a believer as I'd expect all screen shot generators to at least get that stuff right. If I was going to spend time making a program and put it out there on the web to make a fake screen shot, I'd at least get the basic stuff right. With all the versions of phone software floating around and the numerous and constant app updates, it is certainly possible that is the way his version of chat is. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:35:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:42:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Being the skeptical asshole I am, I'm still gonna go with the text conversations were all made up, and OP just had some friends visit and constructed this narrative around what are otherwise completely innocuous pics. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm of it "it happened" mind. Being the skeptical asshole I am, I'm still gonna go with the text conversations were all made up, and OP just had some friends visit and constructed this narrative around what are otherwise completely innocuous pics. Pretty much my feelings, but either way I'm impressed with the master-level of trolling or sadsack sexual weirdness displayed by the OP if this incident happened as he said it did. I could, without much trouble or effort at all, conjure up a much weirder tale and provide lots of pictures and shit that pointed to it really being the case...so I have to rely on my gut and the actions detailed - and they stink of bullshit, especially the texts. If I'm wrong, then the people involved are creepy and sad, and just that we know about the dog-faced wife and her Jewish delicatessen crotch speaks to this fact. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:47:22 AM EDT
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Go full retard. Find his mom, smash it, tell him about it.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:49:19 AM EDT
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Picture of said goat herder Gaucho, early Saturday. I think this was about drink 2 or 3 of prolly 20 lol. If he only knew what would be going down about 12 hours later hah https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2911/14774612324_a7b372ea0e_b.jpg I think Shannen was anticipating the doggy style later. The dog looks frightened. Do phillipinos eat dog like the Chinese? https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3881/14774612354_5be79cde90_b.jpg She looks like 100 times better in that photo than the previous ones. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:53:44 AM EDT
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If I'm wrong, then the people involved are creepy and sad, and just that we know about the dog-faced wife and her Jewish delicatessen crotch speaks to this fact.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 12:44:46 PM EDT
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Great thread! But, sadly, grammar has bitten OP in the ass. Please note that the message from Martin used the word "anyways". Please note that original post used the word "anyways", and was mocked for it. "Anyways" is a northern Regionalism. Martin is from South America. Continue with epic thread, please. you are operating at wizard level... I am impressed |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 12:54:22 PM EDT
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Still, an entertaining thread
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Posted: 7/29/2014 12:57:02 PM EDT
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This thread has more ups and downs than a rollercoaster.
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