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This thread has more ups and downs than a rollercoaster.

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Go full retard. Find his mom, smash it, tell him about it.

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Sorry for the long delay on the update guys. Had to head up to LA for the afternoon. I gave my friend the day to chill out before I sent him a message. And this is what I got back. This guy is out of his fucking mind. The only message I sent after that was saying to hit me up when you start making sense. Still nothing back in return. I love how he gets down on America when he has dual citizenship. I know when he's pissed. He start's talking shit on America. Next thing I will be getting texts about how the moon landing was fake.



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Great thread!  But, sadly, grammar has bitten OP in the ass.
Please note that  the message from Martin used the word "anyways".
Please note that original post used the word "anyways", and was mocked for it.

"Anyways" is a northern Regionalism.  Martin is from South America.

Continue with epic thread, please.

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This thread has more ups and downs than a rollercoaster.

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I'm leaning towards "I don't believe."

However.

I'm gonna go ahead and say that if a guy offers to let you fuck his wife, then they come visit, and you don't bring it up for the whole trip, don't get flirty, hang out with them and pretend you're not interested and then only make a move when they guy is passed out drunk, that's a real pussy move right there. Something a little sneaky bitch would do.

Fucking another man's wife, if he wants you to do so, is one of those things that I'd think that you should at least verify before the actual deed, just to make sure it's really "on."

Someone who waits until a guy is passed out and then sneaks around to fuck his wife... that's an asshole move. You want to fuck her without him around? You man up and tell him you and her alone is the only way you're going to do it and let them make it happen, if they still want to.

OP, if things actually played out the way you said, that's REALLY fucked up.

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The fool says in his heart there is no God.

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I'm leaning towards "I don't believe."



However.



I'm gonna go ahead and say that if a guy offers to let you fuck his wife, then they come visit, and you don't bring it up for the whole trip, don't get flirty, hang out with them and pretend you're not interested and then only make a move when they guy is passed out drunk, that's a real pussy move right there. Something a little sneaky bitch would do.



Fucking another man's wife, if he wants you to do so, is one of those things that I'd think that you should at least verify before the actual deed, just to make sure it's really "on."



Someone who waits until a guy is passed out and then sneaks around to fuck his wife... that's an asshole move. You want to fuck her without him around? You man up and tell him you and her alone is the only way you're going to do it and let them make it happen, if they still want to.



OP, if things actually played out the way you said, that's REALLY fucked up.

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OP is chatting with himself, and pulled pictures off his buddies Facebook to make it seems like they were in town.

Notice how the incoming/outgoing message colors and sides they are reversed from the convo above.
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I'm leaning towards "I don't believe."



However.



I'm gonna go ahead and say that if a guy offers to let you fuck his wife, then they come visit, and you don't bring it up for the whole trip, don't get flirty, hang out with them and pretend you're not interested and then only make a move when they guy is passed out drunk, that's a real pussy move right there. Something a little sneaky bitch would do.



Fucking another man's wife, if he wants you to do so, is one of those things that I'd think that you should at least verify before the actual deed, just to make sure it's really "on."



Someone who waits until a guy is passed out and then sneaks around to fuck his wife... that's an asshole move. You want to fuck her without him around? You man up and tell him you and her alone is the only way you're going to do it and let them make it happen, if they still want to.



OP, if things actually played out the way you said, that's REALLY fucked up.

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Well, this turned out a little better than the thread last year where the Alaska 8 wanted to get a lower receiver for her boy friend so she offered the ARFCOMer two below jobs from her an her friend in exchange for one.  We never did learn how THAT "Gift of the Magi" tale turned out, did we?

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So did I do wrong by handling business while my buddy was passed out?...........

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Speaking of Alaska, how about that Home Depot stalker thread.  


Also, if this was an evenflow thread, we wouldn't have gotten an update after "my friend wants me to fuck his wife"

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Read the update. I have no words.

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Possibility #1: OP made it up, in which case he's a loser for obvious reasons.
Possibility #2: OP didn't make it up, in which case he's a loser for obvious reasons.

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OK, I'm confused.

Did OP fo ?yes, per OP

Did husband find out about ARFCOM thtread?  unknown, but would be epic if he joined the thread

Did OP lose friend over this thread? It would appear so

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UPDATE:


Holy shittttt. Where do i start? I'm alive. All my organs, and anal virginity are still in tact! Sorry for the lack of updates late last night. Left my charger here at the pad. iPhone 5's are battery hogs.

Ok wow, that went smoother than i thought it would lol. I had no idea the extent my friends drinking problem was. We got back to their hotel at one something. My friend had been drinking vodka something fierce all day long. It was as simple as just waiting for my him to be so sloppy drunk that he passed out cold. After he conked out his wife and i ended up taking off to get more booze and we left ole Martin(my friend) to drool on himself.

So his wife and I take a stroll down to vons to pick up shit before they closed. The whole time it's pretty flirtatious while we were out and about. I was still a little hopped up on liquid courage so I flat out asked her about what Martin and I had talked about that one day. She got all serious all of a sudden and was like "I thought you weren't into me, you showed zero interest all day" or something to that effect. I told her that it would've felt awkward to me to hit on her in front of my friend. She looked at me with a wtf look like dude that's the whole reason we came down here. I told her that it wasn't anything against her. I just felt awkward n shit.

At this time she starts reaching over the center console rubbing her hand up the inside of my thigh trying to get a handful of dick. I was on instant boiiiiiiiioiioing status at that point so I promptly whipped a U turn and went back to the Von's and parked behind that mofo. I didn't even have to say a word. This broad had my zipper down in negative zero flat. Mama-son could suck chrome off a trailer hitch. She gets done, and we drive back to the hotel and she's literally wiping her face off n shit as we walk in the room. For fucks sake. My buddy must've decided to sit down on the floor to watch tv or something. Cus this dude is now just splayed out on the floor. Had to make sure he was breathing lol. He was looking way haggard.

But could he have made it any easier at this point? Homie straight freed the bed up for us! ShannEn and I crack that bottle of jaeger and start pounding down some bombs. This is where it gets interesting. Next thing I know, my pants are around my ankles and she's going to work again. All the while sleeping beauty is at choke on your own vomit at any moment risk status on the deck 10 feet away. It felt so wrong but at the same time it felt so right. I just ended up throwing her on the bed for the moment of truth. Pickle or no pickle???!

Got her clothes off and to everyone's surprise, there was no dick! One problem though. This was my first Asian...  I was a little taken a back at the visuals of her vagina. We're talking roast beef guys. Darker colored lips, sloppy looking etc. why are Asian girls so ugly down there lol fuck. It was mind boggling that a girl that's 21 could already have such fucked up looking meat curtains lol. Oh well I put on the ole jimmy hat and turned her every which way but loose. She wanted it rough so that's what she got. She kept telling me that she wanted big red hand prints on her ass to show Martin when he woke up lol. So id smack the shit out of her ass and start yanking on her hair n shit. She was digging it big time. It was still a little awkward. Not gonna lie if I wasn't worried about my friend waking up from his stupor. But it added to the excitement some.  She got my rocks off 3 times total without the need of a paper plate or my friend sitting in the closet spying out the door crack watching us with his pudd in his hand.

I left before Martin woke up. I didn't want to be there when he woke up to find out what happened. We're going out to a late lunch later so I will see what he has to say. Shannen assures me that he won't care, and to not sweat it. That the plan was for us to fuck anyways.

So did I do wrong by handling business while my buddy was passed out? It made the situation much easier to digest, ill tell you that much. I doubt anything would've happened had he not drank too much. Will update with AAR from friend later this afternoon.

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Sorry guys, been at work all day. Martin finally responded earlier today. Here's the latest.



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He said to not even bother messaging him back, but I have to lol. What should I say guys. Help me out!



Also like how he throws in the ole WE lol. I wish I could be a fly on the wall and hear the conversation's they have been having since yesterday lol