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tag for hilarity.
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aka Kamicosmos elsewhere on the web
"Dreams only have meaning because we struggle in the waking world." -- Major Motoko Kusanagi GitS:SAC Member: National Rifle Association |
HAHHHHAAAHA...you guys are killing me...oh man, this is so godam funny im busitng at the seams......this thread has instantly become an EPIC
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YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY PENIS! YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY PENIS! |
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I certainly hope you're not serious about calling him a liar. |
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"If there must be trouble let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life. |
it dont take 30 min to take a pic and post it I smell a Lie |
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Thank the lord and his brown party liquor
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"BUT I POOP FROM THERE!!! BUT I POOP FROM THERE!!!!"
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In May 2009 I will Be Graduating with a A.A.S. in Gunsmithing and will need a job....anyone? anyone?
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Best post ever. |
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Veteran of the Third Battle of Tannhauser Gate.
NM, USA
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Wrong, wrong, wrong. He is telling you to BRANDISH your firearm! THAT ALONE is a potential felony. With him actually making contact with you, he's defying both the law and WallMart's policy. Back up your telephone call with a mail campaign. Every letter you mail should be sent registered mail; this tells them that you are about to lawyer up. Send copies to the local store, the divisional office and the main office. This "once a cop" guy has a serious load of shit coming his way. |
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In any survival situation, you should try to keep your friends alive as long as possible. They stay fresh longer that way.
Proud member of Ranstad's Militia! |
HAHAHAHHAAHAHA....stop...please....stop ....hahahahahahahaahaha |
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we don't have the right cable... |
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Between this and the Jefferson Mem. prank thread my wife is not gonna get her Thursday night lovin' -- My God, I have not laughed this much in years! |
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Hate to say it, and I'll probably catch some flame, but when you advertise to the world you have a gun you have to expect to attract all the idiots. I would never do it just 'cause of the headache, unless I lived in a small rural town. |
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Why didn't you put the ammo in a herby curby and roll it out of there?
j/k Wow! What a story. Can't wait to see the pics. +1 on getting your ccl and using it. |
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If you would like to proceed in spanish, press the red button now.
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I JUST ABOUT SHIT IN MY PANYTS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH |
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Get your CCW already, open carry in most places is like wearing a "please call the cops" sign.
Yes it may be legal, but in reality the sheeple don't want to see a non LEO carrying a gun, they will always think the worst. thump |
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This has to be the most idiotic post I have ever seen. "Bladed at 45 degrees" "Disengage" "Approached from my ten o'clock"
What kind of a geek are you? |
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I'm curious as to what the pics are going to be of. Are they gonna be real time shots of this incident? If not, what's the point?
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+100....but this is the funniest godam' thread i have EVER seen on the net...HAHAHAHAHAAHAH |
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Dude, mellow out, let's show some patience and see where this goes. |
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Never Forget
كافر |
Pics??????
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Proud Member of "Ranstad's Militia"...The Fantastic Bastards
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Umm...this didn't quite turn out the way you planned, huh??
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calmly waiting |
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I'm beginning to think that fultoncoshooter is the Walmart guy. Relax Holmes.
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somebody as the OP if he had his Smith loaded with EXTREME SHOK ammo....just looking at those thermo-nuclear tipped rounds should have had the wal mart ninja on his knees...bawhhahahahahhahaha
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and just to be a little off topic............
For the dumbasses that said they would "ventilate", "shoot", "fill him with holes", etc. because what the WM guy did was a lethal threat. I sure hope you have the best trial lawyer in the world. NOTHING that the WM guy did is even remotely considered a lethal threat to a civilian. Hell, it isn't even a lethal threat to an LEO unless the guy actually manages to get it out of the holster. The keyboard commando shit on this board amazes me. |
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Pissing Everyone Off, One Customer At A Time.....
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calmly waiting and im not the walmart guy |
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ive been in almost this same situation before.
CheckoutGirl "omg! you're not gonna shoot me are you?" Me: "only if you refuse to give me my change in gold coins or confederate dollars" CG "huh?" Me: "only if you try to touch my little peepee" CG: "what?!?" Me: "I said keep your hand away from my penis or you're gettin it" CG: "gettin what?" Me: "that depends on how good your touch is darlin" CG: "you're a perv......" |
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A ship with black sails whats crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out....are we talking about Arfcom or the Black Pearl?
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You should call a lawyer. He attempted to assault you and steal your weapon.
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There is iron in your words of death for all to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life or death. It shall be life.
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I'm thinking the ex cop worked in dispatch, parole/probation, or monitored parking meters.
OP.Since you are failing miserabley at getting pics up, perhaps you could make an MS paint version of the recept, that would be exiting. |
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tag.
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What's the 1st thing you do when you wake up? - I draw down on myself..then scratch my ass -- RazorHKUSP45
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this thread is busting my balls...laughing so godam hard....
but in all seriousness......... its most of the stooges at my wal marts are so godam stupid and retarted you could tell them the smith is a fucking water pistol and they would believe it.... |
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Next time this happens try this phrase.....THAT'S MY PURSE !! I DON'T KNOW YOU !!!
To be follewed with a swift kick to his fellas. |
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<font size=2>It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.</font id=s2>
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So he really did scream like a little girl? |
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I'm not reading all the comments but I didn't see the REQUIRED DIAGRAM anywhere in this thread ....
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I'm not always right , but I'm not really wrong either!!!
How do you like me now??? "May God have mercy on my enemy , because I won't" G.S.Patton |
Now had he yelled, "I'm a woman trapped in a man's body!!!", that would make this story better.
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http://www.metalsaber.com/blog
I bought all this equipment. What do you mean that the dead AREN'T coming back to life? |
like the above poster said:
carrying a 44 magnum looking for a Dirty Harry movie........ i smeeeeellllllllll |
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We are all manufacturers - some make good, others make trouble, and many just make excuses.
I'd rather be good than lucky, but in a pinch I'll take lucky. |
So what's wrong with carrying a .44 now? Is it too small for your internet badassery? |
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no, ya boob.....
do you get the correlation between Dirty Harry movie + carrying a 44 magnum????? hey, you dont happen to work at wal mart do ya????? |
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USAF SSgt 2W171 Aircraft Armament Systems
Predator Weapons Proud Member of Ranstad's Militia...The Fantasic Bastards Be the "Hammer of ARFCOM" for us! - smlockeiii Hands down you've got the coolest wife! - Pattym |
I wouldn't have shot, I would have knocked the shit out of him. If he got the gun out of the holster he would have got it bullets first from retention. |
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OMG!!!Zombie Briteney Spears hijacked my avatar!!!!!!
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NO...Not my Gerber multitool, anything but that
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'Cause the neighbor stole herby curby. |
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this thread rules
TAG I woulda smacked his hands away, sprayed that fucker down with OC and pee'd on him. shoudla called poe-leese though, now the wallmart guy may have all of sudden your the psycho that started screaming and causing a scene while armed, call them ASAP and report this. |
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“I come in peace, I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
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I'd like to call for the OP to be banned.
1) No required MS paint 2) No promised photos/scans |
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To funny. |
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