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Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:35:16 PM EDT
[#1]

Originally Posted By bruce21b:

Originally Posted By djkest:
img265.imageshack.us/img265/9054/encounteril3.jpg

Hey, someone needed to post some PAINT



BAWHAHAHAHAAHH.....that is fucking hilarious......



+1


Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:35:20 PM EDT
[#2]
tag for hilarity.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:35:24 PM EDT
[#3]
HAHHHHAAAHA...you guys are killing me...oh man, this is so godam funny im busitng at the seams......this thread has instantly become an EPIC
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:35:36 PM EDT
[#4]

YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY PENIS! YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY PENIS!

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:36:26 PM EDT
[#5]

Originally Posted By fultoncoshooter:

Originally Posted By ETRANGER:
You guys are jerks. I was standing right next to him and I was taken completely by surprise. I was the one carrying the H&K (in a proper holster). Everything went down exactly like he said. You're right, it is freaking hard to believe, we're still in shock. Pics are coming..

and it was 227.13 dollars worth of ammo: .44mag and .223 from behind the counter.





Originally Posted By Edged:
I stopped off at a Super Wal-Mart yesterday to buy them out of .223 and .44, which I did, to the tune of several hundred dollars.



So you just proved he is a liar


I certainly hope you're not serious about calling him a liar.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:37:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: fultoncoshooter] [#6]

Originally Posted By limaxray:

Originally Posted By fultoncoshooter:

Originally Posted By ETRANGER:
You guys are jerks. I was standing right next to him and I was taken completely by surprise. I was the one carrying the H&K (in a proper holster). Everything went down exactly like he said. You're right, it is freaking hard to believe, we're still in shock. Pics are coming..

and it was 227.13 dollars worth of ammo: .44mag and .223 from behind the counter.





Originally Posted By Edged:
I stopped off at a Super Wal-Mart yesterday to buy them out of .223 and .44, which I did, to the tune of several hundred dollars.



So you just proved he is a liar


I certainly hope you're not serious about calling him a liar.


it dont take 30 min to take a pic and post it I smell a Lie
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:38:14 PM EDT
[#7]
"BUT I POOP FROM THERE!!! BUT I POOP FROM THERE!!!!"


Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:38:36 PM EDT
[#8]

Originally Posted By nukldragr:

If this isn't a figment of someone's imagination as they sit in their Moms basement, naked, jacking off to Soldier of Fortune. Which I know couldn't possibly be the case here. So I am attacking no one in particular and if there are any of you out there doing that, I mean no judgement on your character or social abilities



Best post ever.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:39:41 PM EDT
[#9]

Wal-Mart guy - "Well then, let's see it. Put it (meaning the gun) on the counter."



Wrong, wrong, wrong. He is telling you to BRANDISH your firearm! THAT ALONE is a potential felony. With him actually making contact with you, he's defying both the law and WallMart's policy.

Back up your telephone call with a mail campaign. Every letter you mail should be sent registered mail; this tells them that you are about to lawyer up. Send copies to the local store, the divisional office and the main office.

This "once a cop" guy has a serious load of shit coming his way.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:39:47 PM EDT
[#10]

Originally Posted By C6H12O6:

Originally Posted By nukldragr:

If this isn't a figment of someone's imagination as they sit in their Moms basement, naked, jacking off to Soldier of Fortune. Which I know couldn't possibly be the case here. So I am attacking no one in particular and if there are any of you out there doing that, I mean no judgement on your character or social abilities



Best post ever.


HAHAHAHHAAHAHA....stop...please....stop ....hahahahahahahaahaha
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:40:17 PM EDT
[#11]

Originally Posted By fultoncoshooter:

Originally Posted By limaxray:

Originally Posted By fultoncoshooter:

Originally Posted By ETRANGER:
You guys are jerks. I was standing right next to him and I was taken completely by surprise. I was the one carrying the H&K (in a proper holster). Everything went down exactly like he said. You're right, it is freaking hard to believe, we're still in shock. Pics are coming..

and it was 227.13 dollars worth of ammo: .44mag and .223 from behind the counter.





Originally Posted By Edged:
I stopped off at a Super Wal-Mart yesterday to buy them out of .223 and .44, which I did, to the tune of several hundred dollars.



So you just proved he is a liar


I certainly hope you're not serious about calling him a liar.


it dont take 30 min to take a pic and post it I smell a Lie


we don't have the right cable...
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:40:56 PM EDT
[#12]

Originally Posted By nukldragr:

Originally Posted By nukldragr:

Originally Posted By ffsparky26:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By ffsparky26:
A gun grab is a lethal force threat, I would have jacked him up.


To cops it is. Some places hold different laws for normal people, though.

Don't know about CO, but in FL, the WM dude putting a hand on his shoulder would be "Battery - touch or stike" and a misdemeanor. It would also provide reason for the OP to stretch his ass out on the floor or give him an elbow to the face. That is, if this really happened.

It's gonna be some funny shit if the WM dude "appears" to give his side of the story.


No, it is a lethal force threat for everyone. Laws be dammned, people don't grab your gun to clean it. They grab it to take it and shoot you with it.

If this isn't a figment of someone's imagination as they sit in their Moms basement, naked, jacking off to Soldier of Fortune. Which I know couldn't possibly be the case here. So I am attacking no one in particular and if there are any of you out there doing that, I mean no judgement on your character or social abilities

I Kid


Between this and the Jefferson Mem. prank thread my wife is not gonna get her Thursday night lovin' -- My God, I have not laughed this much in years!
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:41:12 PM EDT
[#13]

Originally Posted By Edged:
   I was open carrying a 6" S&W 29 at 3 o'clock in a Galco hip holster


Hate to say it, and I'll probably catch some flame, but when you advertise to the world you have a gun you have to expect to attract all the idiots.  I would never do it just 'cause of the headache, unless I lived in a small rural town.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:41:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:41:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Why didn't you put the ammo in a herby curby and roll it out of there?

j/k

Wow!  What a story.  Can't wait to see the pics.

+1 on getting your ccl and using it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:42:30 PM EDT
[#16]

Originally Posted By readytorock556:

Originally Posted By bruce21b:

Originally Posted By djkest:
img265.imageshack.us/img265/9054/encounteril3.jpg

Hey, someone needed to post some PAINT



BAWHAHAHAHAAHH.....that is fucking hilarious......



+1




I JUST ABOUT SHIT IN MY PANYTS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:42:48 PM EDT
[#17]
Get your CCW already, open carry in most places is like wearing a "please call the cops" sign.
Yes it may be legal, but in reality the sheeple don't want to see a non LEO carrying a gun, they will always think the worst.


thump
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:44:49 PM EDT
[#18]
This has to be the most idiotic post I have ever seen.  "Bladed at 45 degrees"  "Disengage" "Approached from my ten o'clock"

What kind of a geek are you?

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:45:14 PM EDT
[#19]
I'm curious as to what the pics are going to be of.  Are they gonna be real time shots of this incident?  If not, what's the point?
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:45:57 PM EDT
[#20]

Originally Posted By 37NAU:
This has to be the most idiotic post I have ever seen.  "Bladed at 45 degrees"  "Disengage" "Approached from my ten o'clock"

What kind of a geek are you?



+100....but this is the funniest godam' thread i have EVER seen on the net...HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:46:00 PM EDT
[#21]

Originally Posted By fultoncoshooter:
it dont take 30 min to take a pic and post it I smell a Lie



Dude, mellow out, let's show some patience and see where this goes.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:46:28 PM EDT
[#22]
Pics??????
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:47:17 PM EDT
[#23]
Umm...this didn't quite turn out the way you planned, huh??    
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:47:23 PM EDT
[#24]

Originally Posted By operatorerror:

Originally Posted By fultoncoshooter:
it dont take 30 min to take a pic and post it I smell a Lie



Dude, mellow out, let's show some patience and see where this goes.


calmly waiting
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:47:51 PM EDT
[#25]
I'm beginning to think that fultoncoshooter is the Walmart guy.  Relax Holmes.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:48:06 PM EDT
[#26]
somebody as the OP if he had his Smith loaded with EXTREME SHOK ammo....just looking at those thermo-nuclear tipped rounds should have had the wal mart ninja on his knees...bawhhahahahahhahaha
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:48:25 PM EDT
[#27]
and just to be a little off topic............

For the dumbasses that said they would "ventilate", "shoot", "fill him with holes", etc. because  what the WM guy did was a lethal threat. I sure hope you have the best trial lawyer in the world. NOTHING that the WM guy did is even remotely considered a lethal threat to a civilian. Hell, it isn't even a lethal threat to an LEO unless the guy actually manages to get it out of the holster.

The keyboard commando shit on this board amazes me.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:49:00 PM EDT
[#28]

Originally Posted By Fuggit:
I'm beginning to think that fultoncoshooter is the Walmart guy.  Relax Holmes.


calmly waiting

and im not the walmart guy
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:49:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: SlipShot762] [#29]
ive been in almost this same situation before.

CheckoutGirl "omg! you're not gonna shoot me are you?"

Me: "only if you refuse to give me my change in gold coins or confederate dollars"

CG "huh?"

Me: "only if you try to touch my little peepee"

CG: "what?!?"

Me: "I said keep your hand  away from my penis or you're gettin it"

CG: "gettin what?"

Me: "that depends on how good your touch is darlin"

CG: "you're a perv......"
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:49:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Blue_Monkey] [#30]
Wal-Mart                            
Open carry .44                    
Looking for Dirty Harry movie
Priceless!





"I know what you're thinking. 'Did I touch his balls or his ass?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Wal-Mart security punk? "


ETA: This thread needs more Chuck Norris
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:50:04 PM EDT
[#31]
You should call a lawyer.  He attempted to assault you and steal your weapon.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:51:36 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm thinking the ex cop worked in dispatch, parole/probation, or monitored parking meters.

OP.Since you are failing miserabley at getting pics up, perhaps you could make an MS paint version of the recept, that would be exiting.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:53:40 PM EDT
[#33]
tag.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:53:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: bruce21b] [#34]
this thread is busting my balls...laughing so godam hard....

but in all seriousness.........

its  

most of the stooges at my wal marts are so godam stupid and retarted you could tell them the smith is a fucking water pistol and they would believe it....
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:54:31 PM EDT
[#35]
Next time this happens try this phrase.....THAT'S MY PURSE !!  I DON'T KNOW YOU !!!
To be follewed with a swift kick to his fellas.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:57:19 PM EDT
[#36]

Originally Posted By ETRANGER:
You guys are jerks. I was standing right next to him and I was taken completely by surprise. I was the one carrying the H&K (in a proper holster). Everything went down exactly like he said. You're right, it is freaking hard to believe, we're still in shock. Pics are coming..

and it was 227.13 dollars worth of ammo: .44mag and .223 from behind the counter.



So he really did scream like a little girl?
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:57:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: foxherb53] [#37]
I'm not reading all the comments but I didn't see the REQUIRED DIAGRAM anywhere in this thread ....
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:58:01 PM EDT
[#38]
Now had he yelled, "I'm a woman trapped in a man's body!!!", that would make this story better.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:59:10 PM EDT
[#39]
like the above poster said:

carrying a 44 magnum looking for a Dirty Harry movie........



i smeeeeellllllllll        
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:59:45 PM EDT
[#40]
TAG
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:04:13 PM EDT
[#41]

Originally Posted By bruce21b:
like the above poster said:

carrying a 44 magnum looking for a Dirty Harry movie........



i smeeeeellllllllll        


So what's wrong with carrying a .44 now? Is it too small for your internet badassery?
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:05:30 PM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:05:36 PM EDT
[#43]
no, ya boob.....

do you get the correlation between Dirty Harry movie + carrying a 44 magnum?????

hey, you dont happen to work at wal mart do ya?????
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:07:44 PM EDT
[#44]
Tag
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:09:40 PM EDT
[#45]

Originally Posted By DragoMuseveni:
Anyone other than an LEO demanding my firearm and putting hands on me is 1) going to get a face full of fox labs and a kick to the nuts or 2) ventilated

Ventilation isn't warranted in this situation but a kick to the nuts is more than justified.


I wouldn't have shot, I would have knocked the shit out of him. If he got the gun out of the holster he would have got it bullets first from retention.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:10:46 PM EDT
[#46]

Originally Posted By nukldragr:
As I said before please don't get a CCW permit, in fact sell your weapons Firearms, Gerber multitools,


NO...Not my Gerber multitool, anything but that


Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Wal-Mart                            
Open carry .44                    
Looking for Dirty Harry movie
Priceless!


www.moviecritic.com.au/images/dirty-harry-clint-eastwood.JPG




LOL

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:10:52 PM EDT
[#47]

Originally Posted By GAhunter95:
Why didn't you put the ammo in a herby curby and roll it out of there?


'Cause the neighbor stole herby curby.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:11:23 PM EDT
[#48]
this thread rules

TAG

I woulda smacked his hands away, sprayed that fucker down with OC and pee'd on him. shoudla called poe-leese though, now the wallmart guy may have all of sudden your the psycho that started screaming and causing a scene while armed, call them ASAP and report this.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:12:10 PM EDT
[#49]
I'd like to call for the OP to be banned.

1) No required MS paint
2) No promised photos/scans

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:12:26 PM EDT
[#50]

Originally Posted By SlipShot762:
ive been in almost this same situation before.

CheckoutGirl "omg! you're not gonna shoot me are you?"

Me: "only if you refuse to give me my change in gold coins or confederate dollars"

CG "huh?"

Me: "only if you try to touch my little peepee"

CG: "what?!?"

Me: "I said keep your hand  away from my penis or you're gettin it"

CG: "gettin what?"

Me: "that depends on how good your touch is darlin"

CG: "you're a perv......"


To funny.
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