Disperse bamboo seeds on his property

Its spring and that means open windows............combine that with a nice Marsahall stack and a Les Paul

A friend of mine went through something similar with a neighbor. I helped him do #3. Works great.

Seems like op is the problem neighbor

Step 1: Parametric Speaker

Step 2: Soothing music

Step 3: ???

Step 4: PROFIT!

Put up a directional speaker, point it at his place, and broadcast 20-30 minute porn soundtracks.  Every.  Night.
He'll probably call the police, eventually.  Tell them that you think he's a pervert.  And you suspect he's sneaking over to your window late at night to monitor you and your wife.

Nice... Solid advice

Pro-tip: light pollution and light trespass ordinances usually only apply to visible light.

Had an issue with 2 neighbors at the old place. Well then again everyone else had the same issue with these 2 neighbors. These 2 idiots would gang up on 2 random neighbors trying to get them to fight with each other or sometimes they would gang up on one to fuck with. Both of them hated me since I wouldnt play their fucking games. They were cowards. Neither one would say anything to me face to face. They wouldnt answer their doors.

All came to a crashing end for them after one called the cops on me for "riding my motorcycle up and down the street at 60+mph". Cop shows up and asked me if I was riding my bike an hour ago. Nope. My street bike has been at the dealer for 2 weeks. Asks to see in the garage. No problem, only bike in there is my racebike and that had the engine out for rebuilding. Was asked how long it takes to get out, about 2hrs if everything goes right. Then we started talking. I asked if so and so was the one who called. Yep. Was my guess since when I was talking to the cop in the driveway, I seen him peeking through his blinds. After we came out of the garage, the idiot was standing on his porch smiling while drinking a beer. Told the cop what was going on in the neighborhood between the guy and the other guy and he said dont worry about it. He walked over to the neighbor, said something to him and the neighbors smile went straight away. Cop comes back over and said you shouldnt have any more issues with them. Told him that if he has to come back because of either one of them, he'll take them to jail. I guarantee that the idiot called the other guy and told him. They never fucked with us again, but then they tried to be all buddy buddy which I wanted nothing to do with anyways. Other neighbors were also left alone. There were so may city ordinances they violated that we could had got them on for years but just never cared. Things like drinking in the front yard (its a city ordinance here), mowing at 5am, the one parking his landscape trailer in the street for months (again illegal to be parked in the street more than a day or two) and a few others. I have no problems with getting along with neighbors, but start fucking with me, I can be their worst nightmare.

Throw bird seed over the fence. It's coming on summer, find some beggar lice seeds, goathead seeds and sand bur.

Super soaker with round up.

oh, find out what cable service he is using and if the remote is RF or IR. If it is RF, there are devices you can find on line that are directional, that will randomly change channels.

Never invite drama into your life.

No.  Bamboo.

Craigslist ad.
"For sale: my wife's female organs. A complete healthy set of tubes, ovaries, etc. ready for transplant. Come over at any time. Don't call though, she uses her phone for her business."

Remember to put neighbor's address.

Gay porn mag subscription in his/her name

Cuban microwave bombardment gun.

Throw a dead animal on his roof once or twice a weeks.  The buzzards will move in pretty soon.

I lived in the hood for many years and moved to a white trash neighborhood for a few after that.

I can tune out most noise and eye sores as long as they leave me and my stuff alone.


I'll avoid the drama personally but I only skimmed thread and don't know what the problem is in this case.

Nobody ever said the game was supposed to be easy.

Sneak in his house when he's out and poke a hole in his bag of milk?

Remember the video of dude taking a shotgun blast to the face over a mattress? Don't throw gas on the fire bro. Let it be

Ever watch the TV show called Fear Thy Neighbor.

I was thinking something like this back on page 1, when there was talk about things going happening on the 4th of July.... What do they celebrate on the 4th of July in Quebec?

All cats are gray in the dark?

Plant bamboo that root system will fuck up everything. Spray deer urine or other critter scat on his property . Who's to say ?


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I would let my neighbors act, so I don’t have to, thus keeping me out of such bullshit, because I’m an adult.

The guy sounds a bubble off center.  Don't push him any further.  Interfering with a pool party for kids makes me think he is unstable.  

I'd be a little more passive about it, so he looks stupid for thinking ill of you. That way, after he shoots you and you make it on "Fear Your Neighbor", he will look and feel stupid for killing over something so petty.  

Kill him with kindness.  Don't stoop to his level.  

Start doing things with the other neighbors and leave him out.  Have block parties, cookouts, or get togethers and cut up some watermelons during the summer.  At Christmas\holiday time, give the other neighbors cookies or some type of foods.

Have your own cookout, and give some to your other neighbors.  Since you are Saudi, cook something neat your other neighbors aren't used to, and give them some.  Share your culture with everyone but him.  I don't mean the goat thing.

Get along really well with your other neighbors, and ignore him.  Make him feel left out.  Basically, let him drive you closer to the rest of the hood as common ground.

Don't push him.  IMO, him doing things to intentionally irritate his neighbors is the sign of an unstable individual.  Perhaps asking for ways to irritate your neighbor on the internet is also the sign of an unstable individual.  

Whatever his issues are, he thinks he is in the right.  Maybe being nice can lead to a discussion of what is bothering him.

The best way to handle an enemy is to make him a friend.


   

I  saw another case where there was a neighbor dispute related murder. The whole neighborhood came out to testify against the shooter. He had been revving motors at people at the mailbox and doing all kinds of stuff for years. It might feel exhilarating to be aggressive and intimidate someone and then nothing happens, but that stuff can be remembered for years and come out in court

There's always the old standby of having a heavy truck load of fertilizer dumped on his driveway.  Of course, you'll have to close your own windows for a few days.

Don't know if it's been mentioned yet but super bright flood lights pointed at their house will definitely annoy the shit out of them. Especially if their bedroom window is in view.

He calls the cops on people breaking the law and you think he's the asshole?

If he’s in Canada won’t they give him free school and a place to live?

assert dominance and fuck his herby curby.

Crazy video. Lot's of dudes have gotten their ass kicked or killed because of their woman with a big mouth. She tried to get tough with a crazy person and found out the hard way.

F*ck his wife?

Out of what? ;)

I didn't see an intro forum so hi all. New guy here.

He is probably posting the same question on a different forum.

Messing with your neighbors sounds completely trailer trash

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