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Link Posted: 8/2/2014 1:24:45 AM EDT
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Baby just finished a bottle. Now she is all smiles and wants to talk. I just I should count my blessings that she isn't screaming


I'm just about finished with a bottle too.

And another beer down



Link Posted: 8/2/2014 1:47:44 AM EDT
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Goddamnit. I'm out of whiskey.

IHOP sounds fucking great right now.
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Goddamnit. I'm out of whiskey.

IHOP sounds fucking great right now.
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Goddamnit. I'm out of whiskey.

IHOP sounds fucking great right now.

I, myself, was just thinking about some hotcakes
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 1:54:15 AM EDT
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I, myself, was just thinking about some hotcakes
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Goddamnit. I'm out of whiskey.

IHOP sounds fucking great right now.

I, myself, was just thinking about some hotcakes

That's actually my nickname
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Goddamnit. I'm out of whiskey.

IHOP sounds fucking great right now.

I, myself, was just thinking about some hotcakes

That's actually my nickname

Hotcheeks...
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 2:08:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/2/2014 2:17:57 AM EDT
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I was planning to wake up at 7, should I just stay awake and get out of bed around then?
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 2:23:18 AM EDT
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Drank
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 2:28:09 AM EDT
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You are in USA so it's nearly that time anyway
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 2:28:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/2/2014 2:31:14 AM EDT
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You are in USA so it's nearly that time anyway
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You are in USA so it's nearly that time anyway


West coast
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Link Posted: 8/2/2014 2:41:28 AM EDT
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So this last week I awoke with Leper Messiah, by Metallica, stuck in my head. I was just singing the lyrics in my head when I awoke and into the afternoon when it starts playing on Pandora when I was working on working.
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Link Posted: 8/2/2014 2:55:39 AM EDT
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morning. our little village fair is this weekend. pancakes it is this am.



       
 
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 3:02:12 AM EDT
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I've fallen asleep with earbuds in and had music playing in my dreams.
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Morning.
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 3:17:50 AM EDT
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Sippin on some syrup
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 3:18:10 AM EDT
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I've fallen asleep with earbuds in and had music playing in my dreams.
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So this last week I awoke with Leper Messiah, by Metallica, stuck in my head. I was just singing the lyrics in my head when I awoke and into the afternoon when it starts playing on Pandora when I was working on working.


I've fallen asleep with earbuds in and had music playing in my dreams.

I don't listen or hear music when sleeping
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 3:18:26 AM EDT
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Just interesting
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morning. our little village fair is this weekend. pancakes it is this am.



         




Morning.
So yay fireworks tonight.

 
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 3:28:39 AM EDT
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I don't listen or hear music when sleeping
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So this last week I awoke with Leper Messiah, by Metallica, stuck in my head. I was just singing the lyrics in my head when I awoke and into the afternoon when it starts playing on Pandora when I was working on working.


I've fallen asleep with earbuds in and had music playing in my dreams.

I don't listen or hear music when sleeping


It was kinda weird. One incident, I forgot what the dream was; but, I remember Slipknot - Virus of Life playing for a couple minutes during the dream, then I woke up.
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morning. our little village fair is this weekend. pancakes it is this am.

         


Morning.
So yay fireworks tonight.  


Fireworks?
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 4:15:09 AM EDT
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Sleep, I hope.
Later
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Link Posted: 8/2/2014 4:49:32 AM EDT
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Morning, everyone.
I should have drunk more water yesterday.


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Link Posted: 8/2/2014 4:55:10 AM EDT
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I wish my wife made me pancakes.

She'd probably put ricin in them though.
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 4:55:45 AM EDT
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Morning!
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 5:17:25 AM EDT
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Pedialyte will fix that
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 5:29:20 AM EDT
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I should have drunk more water yesterday.


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Pedialyte will fix that

Yeah, I know but we're out.
We usually have some on hand because S1 uses it with his cross country running regimen.
I'm just gonna rely on water, Tylenol and coffee.

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Link Posted: 8/2/2014 5:40:37 AM EDT
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Yeah, I know but we're out.
We usually have some on hand because S1 uses it with his cross country running regimen.
I'm just gonna rely on water, Tylenol and coffee.

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I should have drunk more water yesterday.


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Pedialyte will fix that

Yeah, I know but we're out.
We usually have some on hand because S1 uses it with his cross country running regimen.
I'm just gonna rely on water, Tylenol and coffee.

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If you feel human enough to drive, then I recommend you go buy more
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 5:42:11 AM EDT
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By AJ'd I mean fell off a bicycle and landed inside her. What did you think I meant?
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My wife and I met as room mates.

Well you really AJ'd that one



16+ years together. 15+ of that married.

By AJ'd I mean fell off a bicycle and landed inside her. What did you think I meant?



The running joke is I scored 3 times on our first date.






























Took her to watch me play hockey.  Got my first and only hat trick.
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 5:47:02 AM EDT
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Hey, when it is ARFCOMs number, it's too funny to pass up.

And it's just a dollar. What else can you do with $1 nowadays?
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Tonight's MegaMillions jackpot is $87 million.



I have a ticket (yes, tax on stupid and all that, but it makes me fucking happy). If I win, which I won't, party at my new compound.

I've got my eye on a 950 acre lot one county over....


Hey, when it is ARFCOMs number, it's too funny to pass up.

And it's just a dollar. What else can you do with $1 nowadays?

Coat it in lube a wack off with it?
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 5:47:59 AM EDT
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The running joke is I scored 3 times on our first date.






























Took her to watch me play hockey.  Got my first and only hat trick.
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My wife and I met as room mates.

Well you really AJ'd that one



16+ years together. 15+ of that married.

By AJ'd I mean fell off a bicycle and landed inside her. What did you think I meant?



The running joke is I scored 3 times on our first date.






























Took her to watch me play hockey.  Got my first and only hat trick.

Nice.

(Uhhhhh... what's "hockey"?).
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 5:51:32 AM EDT
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I need to drink lots of water today because RACE DAY SUNDAY!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 5:52:05 AM EDT
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She'd probably put ricin in them though.
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morning. our little village fair is this weekend. pancakes it is this am.

         


I wish my wife made me pancakes.

She'd probably put ricin in them though.

[hugs]

Still praying for you guys.
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 5:52:51 AM EDT
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Morning, everyone.
I should have drunk more water yesterday.


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Pedialyte will fix that

Yeah, I know but we're out.
We usually have some on hand because S1 uses it with his cross country running regimen.
I'm just gonna rely on water, Tylenol and coffee.

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Throw a little salt into your water, and chew down some Tums.
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 5:54:25 AM EDT
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Nice.

(Uhhhhh... what's "hockey"?).
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Well you really AJ'd that one



16+ years together. 15+ of that married.

By AJ'd I mean fell off a bicycle and landed inside her. What did you think I meant?



The running joke is I scored 3 times on our first date.






























Took her to watch me play hockey.  Got my first and only hat trick.

Nice.

(Uhhhhh... what's "hockey"?).



That was one of the questions at her bridal shower.

Her mom's face was all until it was explained.
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Morning, everyone.
I should have drunk more water yesterday.


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Pedialyte will fix that

Yeah, I know but we're out.
We usually have some on hand because S1 uses it with his cross country running regimen.
I'm just gonna rely on water, Tylenol and coffee.

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Throw a little salt into your water, and chew down some Tums.

But I've been told that stupid is supposed to hurt.
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Morning, everyone.
I should have drunk more water yesterday.


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Pedialyte will fix that

Yeah, I know but we're out.
We usually have some on hand because S1 uses it with his cross country running regimen.
I'm just gonna rely on water, Tylenol and coffee.

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Throw a little salt into your water, and chew down some Tums.

But I've been told that stupid is supposed to hurt.



Being awesome isnt
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Pedialyte will fix that

Yeah, I know but we're out.
We usually have some on hand because S1 uses it with his cross country running regimen.
I'm just gonna rely on water, Tylenol and coffee.

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Throw a little salt into your water, and chew down some Tums.

But I've been told that stupid is supposed to hurt.



Being awesome isnt

Iwouldntknow.
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Good morning.
Praying for good outcome.
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Morning, everyone.
I should have drunk more water yesterday.


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Pedialyte will fix that

Yeah, I know but we're out.
We usually have some on hand because S1 uses it with his cross country running regimen.
I'm just gonna rely on water, Tylenol and coffee.

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Throw a little salt into your water, and chew down some Tums.

But I've been told that stupid is supposed to hurt.

Stupid is letting it continue to hurt.
Link Posted: 8/2/2014 6:09:28 AM EDT
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How do they do that?

Reach in and grab them, or use drugs to induce them to come out?
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