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Link Posted: 9/10/2015 8:18:19 PM EDT
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everytime I saw that when I was in the army I wondered how they got that far with it.

She must have thought it was an HK



Beat and no ownage how sad
Link Posted: 9/10/2015 8:31:53 PM EDT
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everytime I saw that when I was in the army I wondered how they got that far with it.

She must have thought it was an HK

http://i58.tinypic.com/2eqasz7.jpg

Beat and no ownage how sad
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everytime I saw that when I was in the army I wondered how they got that far with it.

She must have thought it was an HK

http://i58.tinypic.com/2eqasz7.jpg

Beat and no ownage how sad


I have a feeling that the photographer or thier assistant loaded those.
Link Posted: 9/10/2015 9:01:34 PM EDT
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everytime I saw that when I was in the army I wondered how they got that far with it.

She must have thought it was an HK

http://i58.tinypic.com/2eqasz7.jpg

Beat and no ownage how sad
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everytime I saw that when I was in the army I wondered how they got that far with it.

She must have thought it was an HK

http://i58.tinypic.com/2eqasz7.jpg

Beat and no ownage how sad

Beat by 40min
Link Posted: 9/10/2015 11:15:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/11/2015 12:29:51 AM EDT
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So NSFW but funny as hell.


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Link Posted: 9/11/2015 1:42:42 AM EDT
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You have got to be a stone pro to eat a honey bun while spraying people down.  
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Interrupted his lunch, he did.
Link Posted: 9/11/2015 10:58:14 AM EDT
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Fuck that.
Link Posted: 9/11/2015 12:41:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/11/2015 1:42:55 PM EDT
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Fuck that.
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"Take 37 - 3, 2, 1 ...."
Link Posted: 9/11/2015 4:33:51 PM EDT
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Beat by 40min
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everytime I saw that when I was in the army I wondered how they got that far with it.

She must have thought it was an HK

http://i58.tinypic.com/2eqasz7.jpg

Beat and no ownage how sad

Beat by 40min


it makes sense if you see me at work.  I start a post and sometimes it takes me 2-3 hours to finish and post it. damn work



Link Posted: 9/11/2015 6:16:30 PM EDT
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Rost!

This makes me happy!
Link Posted: 9/11/2015 9:10:10 PM EDT
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Rost!



This makes me happy!
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Rost!



This makes me happy!
Instant Car-ma?



 
Link Posted: 9/11/2015 10:11:12 PM EDT
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Rost!

This makes me happy!
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Rost!

This makes me happy!


Me too. Stupid tax.
Link Posted: 9/11/2015 10:13:46 PM EDT
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Hurr durr, selfie stick!  Durrr!
Link Posted: 9/11/2015 10:27:48 PM EDT
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I'd find a way to break the ice with her.
Link Posted: 9/11/2015 10:34:14 PM EDT
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... took me a minute, but "NO FUCKING WAY!!!"



 
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 12:51:09 AM EDT
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Instant Car-ma?
 
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Rost!

This makes me happy!
Instant Car-ma?
 




Link Posted: 9/12/2015 1:03:14 AM EDT
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The photographer wanted to get a picture of a female behind a machine gun.
They don't care about it being loaded correctly.
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The photographer wanted to get a picture of a female behind a machine gun.
They don't care about it being loaded correctly.


Sure but the soldier damn sure ought to know and care.
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 2:24:36 AM EDT
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Sure but the soldier damn sure ought to know and care.
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The photographer wanted to get a picture of a female behind a machine gun.
They don't care about it being loaded correctly.


Sure but the soldier damn sure ought to know and care.


crack troop
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 9:04:20 AM EDT
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Trigger Warnings!









https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=316&v=4MrTGZSPajI

Tell it to the Trauma Pillow
 
 
 
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 9:41:58 AM EDT
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Trigger Warnings!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=316&v=4MrTGZSPajI


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I tried, but it took too long to be funny.
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 9:49:55 AM EDT
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Trigger Warnings!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=316&v=4MrTGZSPajI


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This explains pretty well how using "trigger warnings" can stop people from talking about certain subjects.

Very easy way to control the dialogue when everything someone else says is "offensive".
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 9:51:55 AM EDT
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Sure but the soldier damn sure ought to know and care.
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The photographer wanted to get a picture of a female behind a machine gun.
They don't care about it being loaded correctly.


Sure but the soldier damn sure ought to know and care.


Female in basic getting her hero pic, she doesn't know and probably doesn't care.
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 9:58:27 AM EDT
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Angry about construction?

https://youtu.be/DJFeCg6PMQ0
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 10:08:47 AM EDT
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found this in my wallet this morning
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 10:25:37 AM EDT
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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their


soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.


As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display


racks set up.





One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."





Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked,





"What are you selling here?"





One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling assholes."





Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."


 
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 10:45:30 AM EDT
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I'm going to hell  
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I'm going to hell  
Hop on in, I'm driving



 
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 11:11:24 AM EDT
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saw this in RedBox last night.

Oh the irony
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 11:25:54 AM EDT
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You win. I dont know why, but you do. I have not laughed so hard in months.

V
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 11:49:04 AM EDT
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Female in basic getting her hero pic, she doesn't know and probably doesn't care.
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The photographer wanted to get a picture of a female behind a machine gun.
They don't care about it being loaded correctly.


Sure but the soldier damn sure ought to know and care.


Female in basic getting her hero pic, she doesn't know and probably doesn't care.


Not to mention all that red tape aka "Prior Heat Casualty" aka "Keep an eye on this bitch because she might faceplant after minimal physical exertion".
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 8:47:36 PM EDT
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Not to mention all that red tape aka "Prior Heat Casualty" aka "Keep an eye on this bitch because she might faceplant after minimal physical exertion".
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The photographer wanted to get a picture of a female behind a machine gun.
They don't care about it being loaded correctly.


Sure but the soldier damn sure ought to know and care.


Female in basic getting her hero pic, she doesn't know and probably doesn't care.


Not to mention all that red tape aka "Prior Heat Casualty" aka "Keep an eye on this bitch because she might faceplant after minimal physical exertion".



With the ammo backwards- where did all of the empty brass come from?
Link Posted: 9/12/2015 9:01:03 PM EDT
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I didn't know that John Updike's works had been made into graphic novels.
Link Posted: 9/13/2015 12:33:54 AM EDT
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dumped the brass bucket out...




 
 
Link Posted: 9/13/2015 2:20:04 AM EDT
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Gonna tag this one NSFW and leave it cold, some references to male genitalia.  I got a good laugh out of it though.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=461_1442113976

Link Posted: 9/13/2015 9:21:51 AM EDT
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ROFL HOLY SHIT!
Link Posted: 9/13/2015 10:06:41 AM EDT
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This explains pretty well how using "trigger warnings" can stop people from talking about certain subjects.

Very easy way to control the dialogue when everything someone else says is "offensive".
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Trigger Warnings!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=316&v=4MrTGZSPajI


Tell it to the Trauma Pillow


     

This explains pretty well how using "trigger warnings" can stop people from talking about certain subjects.

Very easy way to control the dialogue when everything someone else says is "offensive".



Link Posted: 9/13/2015 11:53:20 AM EDT
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Yay! My home town. Glad I left. Place has turned to shit over the last 20 years

 
Link Posted: 9/13/2015 1:28:36 PM EDT
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dumped the brass bucket out...
   
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With the ammo backwards- where did all of the empty brass come from?
dumped the brass bucket out...
   


Not to mention it's on the wrong side of the gun.
Link Posted: 9/13/2015 1:32:12 PM EDT
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Angry about construction?

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Holy crap that's hilarious !!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2015 1:51:05 PM EDT
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I'm with him. Funny as can be. And just a little messed up.
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