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Posted: 9/8/2015 10:12:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/8/2015 10:58:01 PM EDT
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Is he eating a waffle?
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Posted: 9/8/2015 11:02:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is he eating a waffle? Damn hippy didn't leggo his eggo. |
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Posted: 9/8/2015 11:40:44 PM EDT
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Thin Blue Waffle
Yes, I love my cop friends, but I HAD to! |
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Posted: 9/8/2015 11:44:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thin Blue Waffle Yes, I love my cop friends, but I HAD to! Blue Waffle? What's that? I had better search Google to find out... I'll probably start with "Images". |
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Posted: 9/8/2015 11:53:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 12:11:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 12:18:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that bare mace?! Quote HistoryYes. Put some clothes on, dammit! |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 12:45:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistorySo do I. Sadly he is the Portage Police Chief. |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 12:52:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 1:10:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 1:56:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 2:22:24 AM EDT
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I think I have enough scotch to handle this. Quote HistoryAt least it isn't Boxxy. |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 5:24:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Thin Blue Waffle
Yes, I love my cop friends, but I HAD to! Quote HistoryQuoted:
Thin Blue Waffle
Yes, I love my cop friends, but I HAD to! You win the caption contest, sir. 
Obvious troll is obvious. |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 6:10:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryLost That's at least once a shift for me 
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Posted: 9/9/2015 7:31:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: At least it isn't Boxxy. Quote HistoryQuoted: At least it isn't Boxxy. |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 8:08:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 8:27:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 10:42:27 AM EDT
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I think I have enough scotch to handle this. Quote HistoryThat, my friends, is why my kids go to private school. Damn. |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 10:55:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 12:38:36 PM EDT
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The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.' |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 1:39:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 1:47:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 2:52:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
The Sensitive Man A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.' Nice. Though I was hoping he was a serial killer. |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 4:26:41 PM EDT
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Oh, she mad.  Quote HistoryYay! my state... it actually makes more sense when you realize it's alaska http://a.pomf.se/xakmjd.webm |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 5:29:39 PM EDT
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NSFW the word vagina is used in the court room not graphic just words
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=90c_1441815643 left the link cold. it is NSFW but funny how she keeps saying it. ha vagina |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 6:07:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: NSFW the word vagina is used in the court room not graphic just words http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=90c_1441815643 left the link cold. it is NSFW but funny how she keeps saying it. ha vagina |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 6:52:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI am somewhat jelly of his smoking jacket. Opulence. He haz it. |
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Posted: 9/9/2015 6:59:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2015 7:35:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 1:07:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 1:11:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 8:12:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 10:13:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 10:25:32 AM EDT
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A couple of years ago, I told my wife I was thinking of getting a tractor with a loader bucket and a backhoe attachment.
She told me there was nothing a tractor could do that I couldn't do with a shovel and a wheel barrow. It would just take a little longer to get done. Today, she told me she wanted a new car. I told her there was nothing a car could do that she couldn't do with her feet. It would just take a little longer. That's when the fight started. |
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Posted: 9/10/2015 10:54:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote History |
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Posted: 9/10/2015 10:56:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryLol so fake. She has other videos of being an intentional idiot. My son posted a few on his FB and folks were actually beleiveing her lol |
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Posted: 9/10/2015 10:56:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 11:05:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryYou are a sick and twisted indiividual And I think that's one of your finer qualities! 
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Posted: 9/10/2015 12:39:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 2:09:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 3:33:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 4:41:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 6:56:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 7:00:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThe photographer wanted to get a picture of a female behind a machine gun. They don't care about it being loaded correctly. |
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Posted: 9/10/2015 7:17:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 7:36:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 7:53:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2015 7:58:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Brass to the grass, dipshits Quote HistoryQuoted: Brass to the grass, dipshits |
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