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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:40:08 PM EDT

[#1]

A little biy down the street from us is named "Rebel".

One of the nicest little boys I ever met.

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:40:35 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Jack Goff

Knew a kid named that but it was Jack Golf.

Now what the hell were those parents thining??!?! Never failed...the kid got into trouble all the time at school and about once a week over the intercom...

"JACK GOLF PLEASE COME TO THE FRONT OFFICE. JACK GOLF PLEASE COME TO THE OFFICE."

No kid can keep a straight face when that is yelled across the PA!

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:43:47 PM EDT

[#3]

I know a Doctor who's name is wiener. that is bad.

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:45:35 PM EDT

[#4]

Some friends of ours have given their kids traditional Lithuanian names,combining strings of consonants and gutteral sounds.I'm all for being proud of one's heritage,even being 3rd generation American on the Baltic half, but I don't see why there is a need to shackle them with a name that will become a joke and is so absurd that the parents only use the first 3 letters.As embarassed as I should be by this,I don't have a clue as to actually spell Grezhdjeniyah < how it's pronounced > and I'm certain she's going to quickly become Jen at school.The original plan was husband picked first name,wife would get second child but now that she's going for the third the direct quote was " we have to go with something like that now so the other 2 don't ask us why the hell we didn't give them normal names"

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:51:30 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
in bootcamp we had a kid with the last name Holder

he graduated as a Pvt.

yea

Pvt Holder

Quoted:
I know two brothers whos names always made me giggle

Donald and Ronald MacDonald

thats fucking funny .. say it quick. makes you giggle

Posted: 12/18/2009 12:52:04 PM EDT

[#6]

I knew an insurance agent with a big billboard that advertised "Dick Burns, agent"

Worked with a woman named Precious

Dated someone who wanted to name their kid Allison (first name) Chain (middle name)...big fan of Alice n Chains

Posted: 12/18/2009 2:05:18 PM EDT

[#7]

I ran across a customer at a former place of employment named Pineapple Jones. There was also a Ms. Merry Christmas who lived on Evergreen Lane, no joke.

Posted: 12/18/2009 3:54:24 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Boy named Francis.

Three of the toughest men I have known in my life were named Francis.

Posted: 12/18/2009 3:59:39 PM EDT

[#9]

At MOS school, we had a guy legally change his name to Homofreakian (sp?).

I think he has since gotten out and started his own cult.

Posted: 12/18/2009 4:00:47 PM EDT

[#10]

Gay Anal Sex II

Posted: 12/18/2009 4:05:40 PM EDT

[#11]

My girlfriend ran into a guy at the Scottish highland games who apparently named his daughter Shithead (pr.: Shih-THAY-ed). Sucks to be that girl.

Posted: 12/18/2009 4:10:24 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
If your last name is Beaver, don't name the kid Eaton.

Knew a girl with the last name Beaver.

she was a lesbian.......I kid you not.

Posted: 12/18/2009 4:19:47 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.

I know a guy named Richard Hoel (pronounced HOLE), went by Dick. Oh, and his sisters name is Rosanne. She went by Rosy. Rosy Hoel.

Posted: 12/18/2009 4:20:47 PM EDT

[#14]

Local car dealership owned by Richard Shaker.

I used to work with a girl named Mai Ho.

Posted: 12/18/2009 4:25:18 PM EDT

[#15]

You will never see a CEO or captain of industry named "Shaniqua".

Posted: 12/18/2009 4:57:45 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.

wow same.

Posted: 12/18/2009 5:10:26 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.

Why the FUCK would you do that to your kid? Trust me, Richard was bad enough. Kids always made that leap to Dick....no matter what.

The girl who notarized my trust......Nikki Fantasia...honest to God. This was at a UPS store, I kept thinking there was a strip club in the back I should know about.

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