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Posted: 1/4/2013 7:53:11 AM EDT
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Well, seeing as how she didn't have to write that in German... you're welcome.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 7:55:45 AM EDT
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. Thats where I popped PMAG's. You'll have to take the World Series from my cold dead hands!  Why is it called the "World Series" when the game is only played in one country?  A. The Toronto Blue Jays have one it, so there are two countries participating. B. It was called the World's Series in the early days when it was hoped other countries would start participating as well. Maybe hoping it would become something of a Champions League. So the ball is in your field Swede, start a team and come play! |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 7:57:30 AM EDT
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Fuck the excessive use of the letter "u", we aren't French!  Considering all the apostrophes you use, you sure look French.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 7:58:59 AM EDT
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. Thats where I popped PMAG's. You'll have to take the World Series from my cold dead hands! Why is it called the "World Series" when the game is only played in one country? A. The Toronto Blue Jays have one it, so there are two countries participating. B. It was called the World's Series in the early days when it was hoped other countries would start participating as well. Maybe hoping it would become something of a Champions League. So the ball is in your field Swede, start a team and come play! Sorry. We prefer real sports like hockey, bandy and football (the real kind, not handegg). 
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Posted: 1/4/2013 8:13:56 AM EDT
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Well, seeing as how she didn't have to write that in German... you're welcome. Welcome for what? 
Defending ourselves, winning the Battle of Britain ourselves and then allowing you to park your arses here for a year or so before you decided to join us in invading France? 
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Posted: 1/4/2013 8:30:32 AM EDT
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Well, seeing as how she didn't have to write that in German... you're welcome. Well, it is the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, after all. That whole Windsor thing was just a little WW I CYA by her granddaddy. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 8:32:49 AM EDT
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The Queen's OK.
It's the rest of that royal bunch who are the joke. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 8:58:32 AM EDT
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The Queen's OK. It's the rest of that royal bunch who are the joke. At least our Royal Family Serve their Nation 
Yours just play Golf, looks gay and screws up the country.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 9:02:37 AM EDT
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Fuck the excessive use of the letter "u", we aren't French! Considering all the apostrophes you use, you sure look French. And considering all the rotted fish you eat, you sure look like a retarded seal.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 9:10:11 AM EDT
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Whatevs. I just want Pippa to be Duchess of Texas once I get my duchy. 
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Posted: 1/4/2013 9:16:28 AM EDT
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Well, seeing as how she didn't have to write that in German... you're welcome. Welcome for what?
Defending ourselves with American arms and equipment, winning the Battle of Britain allowing Goering and Hitler to lose through stupidity ourselves and then allowing you to park your arses here for a year or so before you decided to join us in invade the tough beaches while we took the barely defended ones, again using American arms and equipment, invading France? FIFY
Not to take anything away from the Brits who fought in WWII, not one little bit. Brave and true, the lot of them. But without us you wouldn't have made it to 1941, revisionist history notwithstanding. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 9:27:45 AM EDT
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Quoted: ...Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater... Andie Macdowell's character was American in that film and I would expect the real Queen to know such things. On that basis, I am starting to suspect that this is not entirely genuine |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 9:33:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: We may be screwed up but we bow to no earthly king OR queen. Besides, who'd save your ass in the next European war? Someone forgot to tell your president that |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 9:43:30 AM EDT
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Well, seeing as how she didn't have to write that in German... you're welcome. Welcome for what?
Defending ourselves with American arms and equipment, winning the Battle of Britain allowing Goering and Hitler to lose through stupidity ourselves and then allowing you to park your arses here for a year or so before you decided to join us in invade the tough beaches while we took the barely defended ones, again using American arms and equipment, invading France? FIFY
Not to take anything away from the Brits who fought in WWII, not one little bit. Brave and true, the lot of them. But without us you wouldn't have made it to 1941, revisionist history notwithstanding. Who teaches you guys History???????
Dude....PLEEEAAASSE go read a history book.
The war Started in 1939. The Battle of Britain was won in September 1940. Lend lease didn't START until March 1941, and even then we bought and paid for everything which pulled your asses out of the Great depression We were on the offensive before you guys even signed the agreement. We were on the offensive in Europe before the end of 1940 and North Africa back in June 1941. It took you over two years to get your arse into gear and join in the fight. It took us less than 11 hours to Declare war on Japan after they attacked you on December 7th 1941. If it hadn't been for us being the only Country capable of resisting the Nazis and then proceeding to kick them in the bollocks, you wouldn't have had HMS Great Britain from which to launch your share of the Invasion force. So please...spare the "We saved your asses" crap...... You were two years late to the fight we had already won for ourselves, we pulled your asses out of recession, we stepped up immediately when you were attacked and we provided you with a secure and safe base to come and join us in beating the Nazis.....a privilege you shared with Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, South Africans, Polish, Czechs, free French, Dutch and a mutlitude of other countries who formed the force that liberated the rest of Occupied Europe.
Yes we love you guys, you are very SpeShuL to us, we like having you around, and we don't mind massaging your fragile Egos.....but please stop stepping on or dicks with the ass saving nonsense.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 9:44:50 AM EDT
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We may be screwed up but we bow to no earthly king OR queen. Besides, who'd save your ass in the next European war? Someone forgot to tell your president that
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Posted: 1/4/2013 9:47:08 AM EDT
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Quoted: Yes we love you guys, you are very SpeShuL to us, we like having you around, and we don't mind massaging your fragile Egos.....but please stop stepping on or dicks with the ass saving nonsense. I absolutely agree. Enough with all the dicks and asses, it's just getting messy. Let's move on to the post-strugglecuddle warm glow and post-argument cigarette |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 9:53:33 AM EDT
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Without US aid to the USSR, Germany would have greased the treads of it's tanks with your fried fish. And the notion of Overlord without US forces is beyond laughable. In spite of what our TV, movies, and national election results tell the world, there some some sharp characters over here, who know a little about history.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 9:59:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:02:19 AM EDT
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Okay, the Corgi line was freaking hilarious. I rost.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:03:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:09:37 AM EDT
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Damn our foolish electorate.... that jug-eared Marxist SOB will trump any argument I can conjure. Don't you Brits have some elected officials we can ridicule for awhile?
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:12:57 AM EDT
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Without US aid to the USSR, Germany would have greased the treads of it's tanks with your fried fish. Oh Really. You mean the Aid set up by Winston Churchill in 1941 and was shipped via the UK as well as direct? That aid that was only afforded safe passage because the Royal Navy escorted it there and If we hadn't controlled the Atlantic and the Seas around Europe allowing safe passage for that aid it wouldn't have got there? That Aid?
Oh and wait...what's this......a lend-lease Supermarine Spitfire with Russian markings built and provided by the UK?
And another - A Hawker Hurricane, also with Russian markings as built and provided by the UK
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:13:52 AM EDT
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Damn our foolish electorate.... that jug-eared Marxist SOB will trump any argument I can conjure. Don't you Brits have some elected officials we can ridicule for awhile? Yeah...all of 'em. Knock yourself out. We're game
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:15:36 AM EDT
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Her Majesty The Queen has vastly more class than what we have in office, and is vastly more capable of leading a nation.
Leave our gun rights alone (well, except to give us over the counter supressors) and we have a deal! |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:18:41 AM EDT
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Damn our foolish electorate.... that jug-eared Marxist SOB will trump any argument I can conjure. Don't you Brits have some elected officials we can ridicule for awhile? Yeah...all of 'em. Knock yourself out we're game Could you do me a favor and get one of them anointed as Time Person of the Year or something? Something really visible.... thanks. Hell, even the "scandals" that your royals stir up just sound like fun weekends to me... naked with hot strippers, whacking Taliban will hammered, etc.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:20:53 AM EDT
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We're not defending him you know. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:21:17 AM EDT
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We may be screwed up but we bow to no earthly king OR queen. Besides, who'd save your ass in the next European war? Someone forgot to tell your president that
How fuckin' humiliating.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:24:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:24:29 AM EDT
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Damn our foolish electorate.... that jug-eared Marxist SOB will trump any argument I can conjure. Don't you Brits have some elected officials we can ridicule for awhile? Yeah...all of 'em. Knock yourself out we're game Could you do me a favor and get one of them anointed as Time Person of the Year or something? Something really visible.... thanks. Hell, even the "scandals" that your royals stir up just sound like fun weekends to me... naked with hot strippers, whacking Taliban will hammered, etc. Isn't Time the official Obama Fanzine? |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:26:41 AM EDT
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God Save the Queen!
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:28:00 AM EDT
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Quoted: My fav. "except North Dakota, which she does not fancy."  I'm sold. Or is that "sould?" |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:29:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Whatevs. I just want Pippa to be Duchess of Texas once I get my duchy. http://i.huffpost.com/gen/899524/thumbs/o-PIPPA-MIDDLETON-PHOTOS-facebook.jpg Really? Yes. Dat ass and her accent add about five points or so. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:31:53 AM EDT
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I find only about half of those objectionable. I for one welcome our new insect matriarchal overlord.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 11:15:35 AM EDT
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I'd rather have Obama.  Lucky you. You got him again!! You Bastard
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Posted: 1/4/2013 11:26:07 AM EDT
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I might be able to go with this, if we can keep "American" teeth.
English breasts would remain preferable. And it would "grease the skids" somewhat, were we once again able to obtain Callard & Bowser licorice toffee. 
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Posted: 1/4/2013 11:30:57 AM EDT
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The Queen scored a lot of points in my book by having the Star Spangled Banner played at the palace on 9/12.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 11:35:19 AM EDT
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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
Fuckin' A 
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Posted: 1/4/2013 11:40:27 AM EDT
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The Queen scored a lot of points in my book by having the Star Spangled Banner played at the palace on 9/12. That was indeed a very special moment at this side of the pond as well as yours. 
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Posted: 1/4/2013 11:58:41 AM EDT
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The Queen scored a lot of points in my book by having the Star Spangled Banner played at the palace on 9/12. That was indeed a very special moment at this side of the pond as well as yours. Yes, it was. Awesome woman. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 10:56:07 PM EDT
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What a load of bollocks
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Posted: 1/4/2013 11:14:19 PM EDT
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I believe a Scotsman once said' "you make take our lives, but you can not take our freedom"
Played by an Aussie in a movie.But in reality, the Queen at least has class unlike who we have.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 11:23:33 PM EDT
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nvm, wrong vid, too much stuff to skip through.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 11:44:04 PM EDT
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What does this mean for my dental insurance?
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Posted: 1/4/2013 11:54:30 PM EDT
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Be damned if I would. I'd vote for the Queen of England to be President rather than that jug eared motherfucker.
I'd rather have Obama. |
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Posted: 1/5/2013 12:05:38 AM EDT
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As already stated, leave the gun laws alone, and come on over.
God save the Queen. |
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Posted: 1/5/2013 12:15:04 AM EDT
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Can you make Prince Harry the Lord Protectorate, or governor, or whatever you want to call it, of the new American Colonies?
He seems like a proper chap that would actually get some shit done, or at least have epic parties at the white house. In either case, it's a win.
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Posted: 1/5/2013 12:18:32 AM EDT
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Now that was fucking hilarious! Good job.
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Posted: 1/5/2013 12:24:30 AM EDT
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. Thats where I popped PMAG's. You'll have to take the World Series from my cold dead hands! Why is it called the "World Series" when the game is only played in one country? Because the USA IS the center of the world. Didn't you know that?
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Posted: 1/5/2013 12:29:33 AM EDT
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Now that was fucking hilarious! Good job. It's also as old as the hills and gets posted on here every year |
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