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Posted: 1/3/2013 6:19:01 PM EDT
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FUCK YOU!! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME. Dude....seriously, Pop song lyrics? 
Dude seriously!.... A make believe thread about the Queen of england taking America Back. Lets just say this is all for entertainment and has no real use in "REAL" life. But I would still tell that nice old lady the same thing."FUCK YOU!! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME." We don't want America....you guys broke it. That's the joke. 
And you sound like my mates petulant teenage son right before his father punched him in the face and grounded him for a month. Besides...You're so busy doing what Obama tells you, you won't have time for anything else. Okay! I will let you buy me a Boddington or Newcastle. Unless you know of something better.  I now loads better.......but they are all small breweries, Boddingtons isn't a bad start though. Not as good as it used to be though. 
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Posted: 1/3/2013 6:25:17 PM EDT
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God Save The Queen!!!!!!! The Queen  To the queen
May she live forever |
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Posted: 1/3/2013 6:51:35 PM EDT
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God Save The Queen!!!!!!! The Queen To the queen
May she live forever Indeed
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Posted: 1/3/2013 6:55:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2013 7:12:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2013 7:52:02 PM EDT
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We may be screwed up but we bow to no earthly king OR queen. Besides, who'd save your ass in the next European war?
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:01:31 PM EDT
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Is it weird that I read the post in the way I imagine her voice would sound
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:04:28 PM EDT
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Dear Queen,
FUCK YOU. You didn't "give" it to us and you can't "revoke" it. Come and take it like your inbred ancestors tried. We'll send your soldiers home in body bags. |
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:08:22 PM EDT
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Dear Queen, FUCK YOU. You didn't "give" it to us and you can't "revoke" it. Come and take it like your inbred descendants tried. We'll send your soldiers home in body bags. Meh, get off yer back legs dickweed. It's a joke. We don't want your broke-assed country. 
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:08:25 PM EDT
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I was all for it until #11. No American football? Hey now....
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:09:10 PM EDT
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We may be screwed up but we bow to no earthly king OR queen. Besides, who'd save your ass in the next European war? We'll save ourselves as usual |
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:09:46 PM EDT
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Is it weird that I read the post in the way I imagine her voice would sound Nah, that's how it should be read
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:11:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Dear Queen, FUCK YOU. You didn't "give" it to us and you can't "revoke" it. Come and take it like your inbred descendants tried. We'll send your soldiers home in body bags. Meh, get off yer back legs dickweed. It's a joke. We don't want your broke-assed country. My ancestors fought in the revolution. 2 died. I say again, "Fuck the queen." It can't be revoked. |
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:11:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:14:38 PM EDT
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This looks like a cry for help.
I think we need to go rescue Funky, and bring him to the United States. |
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:16:40 PM EDT
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I'm all for 1,10 &11
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:22:19 PM EDT
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Dear Queen, FUCK YOU. You didn't "give" it to us and you can't "revoke" it. Come and take it like your inbred descendants tried. We'll send your soldiers home in body bags. Meh, get off yer back legs dickweed. It's a joke. We don't want your broke-assed country. My ancestors fought in the revolution. 2 died. I say again, "Fuck the queen." It can't be revoked. That's sad. We're they killed by loyal Americans, the French or the British? Only you need to be sure who to hate. Lots of bad things were going on back then. I had a relative who fought in the police action over there. He came back and went to fight in the Anglo-Dutch war in 1780. "Fuck the Queen" eh? I don't think you are her type. She prefers boys who don't have to pay for sex.
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Posted: 1/3/2013 8:23:36 PM EDT
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This looks like a cry for help. I think we need to go rescue Funky, and bring him to the United States. I dunno......you still have that Obama geezer. Can it wait until you've got rid of him?
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Posted: 1/3/2013 9:20:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2013 2:12:32 AM EDT
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Be damned if I would. I'd vote for the Queen of England to be President rather than that jug eared motherfucker.
I'd rather have Obama. Sorry I still cant get over the faff they put up for that wedding here, |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 2:23:05 AM EDT
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Wait does this mean we have to eat British food? because apart from the black puddin and sharp cheddar the brits fail at cuisine....that is why they are so good at condiments...it could be worse, the crusty old queen is better than the african dictator we now have, then again anything is better than that....I liked her policy on "sorting things out" without lawyers and shrinks, but no guns? sorry love, not giving my black rifle...and I like her beer policy ( she has obviously never been to the PNW
) but um...about the bacon....do the Brits know about reall bacon? how God intended it? the real God not the muslim pretend god.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 2:23:44 AM EDT
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You know a country is fucked up when the faces on the money are people who are still alive.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 2:36:42 AM EDT
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Be damned if I would. I'd vote for the Queen of England to be President rather than that jug eared motherfucker.
I'd rather have Obama. Sorry I still cant get over the faff they put up for that wedding here, Funky, do you know what this guy's talking about? Because I sure don't. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 2:46:41 AM EDT
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CHAVS ROOL
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Posted: 1/4/2013 2:57:21 AM EDT
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Hey... there's some Canadian teams that have a chance at playing in the World Series...
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:01:19 AM EDT
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Be damned if I would. I'd vote for the Queen of England to be President rather than that jug eared motherfucker.
I'd rather have Obama. Sorry I still cant get over the faff they put up for that wedding here, Funky, do you know what this guy's talking about? Because I sure don't. Not really, to be honest. Royal Wedding was always going to be a big thing. Bigger in the US than even here. Not exactly a faff
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:05:01 AM EDT
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Bland food, bad teeth....No thanks but thanks for the offer.
Perhaps we could use a dose of their nationl pride though. 
It's a shame when I honestly look at my state in a much better light than the country as a whole. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:05:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:08:19 AM EDT
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You forgot one.
"You will all stop going to the dentist and orthodontists will be forced to change professions". |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:12:35 AM EDT
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We may be screwed up but we bow to no earthly king OR queen. Besides, who'd save your ass in the next European war? By showing up late to the party......? |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:14:55 AM EDT
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I knew this was going to happen so I went ahead and married an Essex girl
God save the Queen |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:15:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:17:35 AM EDT
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I blame Enrico Palazzo for this whole mess.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:23:08 AM EDT
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The only Tea I drink is Sweet tea.. uh hell yea. this had me rolling though |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:24:02 AM EDT
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. Thats where I popped PMAG's. You'll have to take the World Series from my cold dead hands! Why is it called the "World Series" when the game is only played in one country?  Japan is fanatical about base ball but they suck compared to our players. (No offense to them but they just can't compete with our players. They've tried in the past and got roflstomped.) |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:24:14 AM EDT
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I could go for some tea but otherwise, kiss my ass.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:27:45 AM EDT
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Fuck you bitch
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:32:19 AM EDT
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Fuck you bitch Steady on now Dan, Queens are a stupid concept, but that's an 86 year old Grandmother you're referring to..show some decorum |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:48:37 AM EDT
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Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! Gangbang!
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Posted: 1/4/2013 3:48:40 AM EDT
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. Thats where I popped PMAG's. You'll have to take the World Series from my cold dead hands! Why is it called the "World Series" when the game is only played in one country? Japan is fanatical about base ball but they suck compared to our players. (No offense to them but they just can't compete with our players. They've tried in the past and got roflstomped.) What he means is why is it called the "World Series" when only one country plays in it? |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 4:44:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2013 5:43:56 AM EDT
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SAS and Special Forces square off and winner takes all.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 5:50:28 AM EDT
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. Thats where I popped PMAG's. You'll have to take the World Series from my cold dead hands! Why is it called the "World Series" when the game is only played in one country? Japan is fanatical about base ball but they suck compared to our players. (No offense to them but they just can't compete with our players. They've tried in the past and got roflstomped.) That's because we steal their good players.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 6:35:53 AM EDT
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Fuck you bitch Steady on now Dan, Queens are a stupid concept, but that's an 86 year old Grandmother you're referring to..show some decorum not much older than DF we make opportunities to call her a cunt |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 6:45:22 AM EDT
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It would be a lot cheaper!
The Royal family costs GB something like 50 million a year, the Obama's are running more like 400 milllion. I would like to see a cost for each Hawaii trip published. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 6:48:38 AM EDT
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In addition, your Yank version of Top Gear will cease production immediately. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 6:56:08 AM EDT
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My fav.
"except North Dakota, which she does not fancy." 
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Posted: 1/4/2013 7:33:50 AM EDT
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Fuck you bitch Steady on now Dan, Queens are a stupid concept, but that's an 86 year old Grandmother you're referring to..show some decorum not much older than DF we make opportunities to call her a cunt The Queen isn't trying to take your guns....or ours for that matter. DF on the other hand - that's a different story. |
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Posted: 1/4/2013 7:47:33 AM EDT
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I laughed. Well done.
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Posted: 1/4/2013 7:51:00 AM EDT
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Fuck the excessive use of the letter "u", we aren't French!
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