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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 10:06:47 PM EDT
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Hey Siri, play Big Black - Songs about…Massages.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 10:29:41 PM EDT
[#2]
Fucking ghey
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 10:59:29 PM EDT
[#3]
2nd wall thread
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 11:01:51 PM EDT
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Prison sounds great
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 11:01:55 PM EDT
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Did it go like this?

Link Posted: 5/27/2022 11:02:55 PM EDT
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My only massage was by a cute senorita.  Sexist but women only for me…
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 11:29:22 PM EDT
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Lonely men often seek out surrogate physical interactions with others in ways that are acceptable to their repressed sexuality. - Sigmund Freud
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 5:29:29 AM EDT
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It doesn’t have anything to do with it but I was asking in this thread instead of digging up that old Covid troll thread and asking there.
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Ooooo, subtle dig.

Nice.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 5:31:00 AM EDT
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My only massage was by a cute senorita.  Sexist but women only for me…
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Not sexist.  Maybe a little insecure.
Link Posted: 5/28/2022 5:34:51 AM EDT
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It was great.  He was a strong guy, about 6'3", Which is good, because I like it deep and hard, and he was able to lean into it.  None of this pansy ass light rubdown shit.

Make it hurt a little - that's what I like.  The thin line between pleasure and pain is way.
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So homosexuality!

Much innuendo!

Link Posted: 5/28/2022 5:36:10 AM EDT
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There are massage parlors in Utah, much to my surprise. I'm pretty sure they're not "massage parlors"
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When I was in Korea we called them "steam and creams."

You got "special massage" there!

"Hey G.I.!  You want numbah one special massage?"

Link Posted: 5/28/2022 6:04:58 AM EDT
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So homosexuality!

Much innuendo!

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