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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:22:30 PM EDT
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Happy ending?
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For the masseuse anyways.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:22:51 PM EDT
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I took the time to find this so I’m posting it even though I’m beat.

Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:25:26 PM EDT
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How much was "the tip"?
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:25:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:28:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:29:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:29:02 PM EDT
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There are massage parlors in Utah, much to my surprise. I'm pretty sure they're not "massage parlors"
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You need to go to one and give us a full report.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:29:54 PM EDT
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I’ll be thinking about the BBD tonight, when I’m getting up, once again, to go to work with waning enthusiasm.  

Imagine having to rub grimy white guys for money?    

Really, imagine having to rub Any guy, or 95% of girls, for money?    
I’d rather be on welfare, living in a van by the river.  

I have huge respect for anyone working for less than $200 a year these days.  
God damn.   I just tried to imagine, but can’t.    How does that BBG drag himself in, day after day?   I’m sure OP gave him a “big” tip, but still…..
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Agreed in part....

I don't think it's demeaning cuz in physical therapy, general medicine, etc. you have to touch and rub people...

But still, I only had a massage once cuz it just feels like something I would want my SO (not a stranger) do to me.

Sucks, cuz with my back and other aches, I have been dying to have one for the longest

Maybe I should schedule a facial or pedi.

ETA: If I had a husband, massages (especially a foot massage after a long day after work) would be performed regularly
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:32:39 PM EDT
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Sad to see how some of our most senior members couldn't resist Da-gheys Syndrome and wants their bunker busted.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:33:59 PM EDT
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I took the time to find this so I’m posting it even though I’m beat.

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Awwww....

Thanks for your efforts
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:37:19 PM EDT
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Prison sounds great
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:39:37 PM EDT
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It was great.  He was a strong guy, about 6'3", Which is good, because I like it deep and hard, and he was able to lean into it.  None of this pansy ass light rubdown shit.

Make it hurt a little - that's what I like.  The thin line between pleasure and pain is way.
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Did you ever confront that kid that you implied killed his dad, your golf buddy, by giving him Covid?  You talked real tough about him on here.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:42:07 PM EDT
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Prison sounds great
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The "Slammer" is quite the experience from what i hear.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:52:12 PM EDT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr9Hd2uAzWE
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 2:55:19 PM EDT
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Just no butt sex,  yo!   Monkey pox is currently a thing.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:01:21 PM EDT
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Agreed in part....

I don't think it's demeaning cuz in physical therapy, general medicine, etc. you have to touch and rub people...

But still, I only had a massage once cuz it just feels like something I would want my SO (not a stranger) do to me.

Sucks, cuz with my back and other aches, I have been dying to have one for the longest

Maybe I should schedule a facial or pedi.

ETA: If I had a husband, massages (especially a foot massage after a long day after work) would be performed regularly
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Wanna move to Maine?
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:02:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:02:52 PM EDT
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I took the time to find this so I'm posting it even though I'm beat.

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Holy shit break.com GI Joe parodies
Winning.

Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:03:22 PM EDT
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Did it move?
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:09:20 PM EDT
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Great, now we have to do a PREA investigation
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:09:22 PM EDT
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I feel dirty just reading this.
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Right?
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:13:21 PM EDT
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Pics? Porn hub?
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:14:02 PM EDT
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Did you ever confront that kid that you implied killed his dad, your golf buddy, by giving him Covid?  You talked real tough about him on here.
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I've been enjoying the responses in this thread so far.  Until now...

What in God's green Earth are you babbling about?
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:27:22 PM EDT
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I've been enjoying the responses in this thread so far.  Until now...

What in God's green Earth are you babbling about?
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Did you ever confront that kid that you implied killed his dad, your golf buddy, by giving him Covid?  You talked real tough about him on here.

I've been enjoying the responses in this thread so far.  Until now...

What in God's green Earth are you babbling about?

I just described it in my first post. If you didn’t have a golf buddy that died from Covid, then it was someone else and you can disregard
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:55:22 PM EDT
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Was the most important part of your title that the masseuse was big, or was black, or was a dude?
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 3:57:25 PM EDT
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I just described it in my first post. If you didn’t have a golf buddy that died from Covid, then it was someone else and you can disregard
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No, that was me.

I'm still completely baffled by what that has to do with this thread.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 4:01:30 PM EDT
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Did he make you "wink" at him?
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 4:04:19 PM EDT
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It was great.  He was a strong guy, about 6'3", Which is good, because I like it deep and hard, and he was able to lean into it.  None of this pansy ass light rubdown shit.

Make it hurt a little - that's what I like.  The thin line between pleasure and pain is way.
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Did you put out?
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 4:22:10 PM EDT
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Yea, Belmont Heights is a world of hurt.  Or pleasure.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 4:25:40 PM EDT
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It was great.  He was a strong guy, about 6'3", Which is good, because I like it deep and hard, and he was able to lean into it.  None of this pansy ass light rubdown shit.

Make it hurt a little - that's what I like.  The thin line between pleasure and pain is way.
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holy shit this can really be taken out of context!
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 4:43:15 PM EDT
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No, that was me.

I'm still completely baffled by what that has to do with this thread.
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It doesn’t have anything to do with it but I was asking in this thread instead of digging up that old Covid troll thread and asking there.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 7:13:43 PM EDT
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How much was "the tip"?
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About 3 inches.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 7:15:23 PM EDT
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PM me a porn hub link
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 7:40:30 PM EDT
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Maybe I should schedule a facial.

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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 7:55:52 PM EDT
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OP needs to change his name to ERASURE

Link Posted: 5/27/2022 7:58:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 8:21:38 PM EDT
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Did he at least take you out for dinner first?
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ohh there was tossed salad.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 8:22:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 8:23:20 PM EDT
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Gay thread is very gay.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 8:24:33 PM EDT
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I'm not one of those "always act macho" types, but your post is gayer than Liberace holding a bag of dicks
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I got a good laugh out of this.  "Cannot be combined with any other offer".  I can only imagine the person who would try to redeem a coupon like this, then play hardball with other coupons and try to get the cost of the whole service down to almost nothing.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:36:33 PM EDT
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Is this a coming out thread or are you a chick?
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:44:41 PM EDT
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Your pleasure journal was the other tab FYI
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:46:14 PM EDT
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I got a good laugh out of this.  "Cannot be combined with any other offer".  I can only imagine the person who would try to redeem a coupon like this, then play hardball with other coupons and try to get the cost of the whole service down to almost nothing.
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I got a good laugh out of this.  "Cannot be combined with any other offer".  I can only imagine the person who would try to redeem a coupon like this, then play hardball with other coupons and try to get the cost of the whole service down to almost nothing.


I’m just impressed it cost $200 (regular price).      And it looks like an old ad?

How much does it normally cost?    I know we have some aficionados here.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:52:05 PM EDT
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Odd timing; I was just thinking a minute ago that I could really use a good massage.

I wasn't envisioning a big black masseur though.  NTTAWWT.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:55:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/27/2022 9:57:15 PM EDT
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Please tell me the OP of thread is a female.
Link Posted: 5/27/2022 10:03:56 PM EDT
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I only want a massage if I get some afterwards.
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