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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:04:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So far, this thread sucks - much like your girlfriend, apparently. I'm gonna go against the grain it BLOOOOOOWS. It may even be going down! This thread felates... I'm terrible at this. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:04:24 PM EDT
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To Sestemybe's girlfriend... You don't want to be reading this thread. The one you want ot read is the thread he started where he confessed to being gay and being better at oral sex than his GF, and asking for advice how to tell his girlfriend. FIXED and..... lolz I remember that one, wheres the link to it... 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:05:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: My first in on one  How many trys does it normaly take? |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:05:53 PM EDT
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In
This could get good |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:06:08 PM EDT
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I read all of these damn posts waiting for a pic and you sir have failed to provide one..........I am hereby requesting a PERMA-BAN
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:06:12 PM EDT
[#6]
Pics or ban.
So let it be written; so let it be done. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:06:27 PM EDT
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Hey did anyone ask for pics yet?
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:06:48 PM EDT
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My F5 key is broken....I keep hitting it but see no pics...
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:07:05 PM EDT
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Me and my GF are sitting here in a bar, eating, and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading written by other people and asked me why i didn't start one myself......... Well anyways here is my attempt at a thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives great head. ~Sestemybe 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:07:30 PM EDT
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I don't know what to say...gonna have to check with Mrs. Mountaineer on this one...
The Boss declined to comment...doesn't want to see the pics. (I'll still look, though) Bryan |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:07:43 PM EDT
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classy
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:07:47 PM EDT
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Me and my GF are sitting here in a bar, eating, and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading written by other people and asked me why i didn't start one myself......... Well anyways here is my attempt at a thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives great head. ~Sestemybe 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:07:58 PM EDT
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pics of said girl are required.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:08:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Pics or ban. So let it be written; so let it be done. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:08:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:08:34 PM EDT
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Girlfriend... yea right. Its been said you know the rules!
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:09:26 PM EDT
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Does she really, or did she make you say that? We won't tell her.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:09:35 PM EDT
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Wait, if you're out to a bar to eat and drink that means she isn't performing her duties of sammich making in the kitchen. FAIL She has directed you to start a thread, you have complied regardless of the sammich-less nature of your diet. FAIL You then make a patently false claim of receiving oral sex even though you have admitted to losing control of the Sammich and Thread Posting Order of The Universe. FAIL Edited to emphasize by making it BIG RED FAIL 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:11:22 PM EDT
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where are the motherfuckin pics
this thread blows |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:12:37 PM EDT
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To Sestemybe's girlfriend... You don't want to be reading this thread. The one you want ot read is the thread he started where he confessed to being gay and being better at oral sex than his GF, and asking for advice how to tell his girlfriend. FIXED and..... lolz This |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:14:14 PM EDT
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Buy her a long island ice tea. Wait 15 minutes then take pictures of her dancing on the table...PLEASE
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:14:17 PM EDT
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Lame - my gf volunteered to fix GD tonight
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:16:09 PM EDT
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No Pics!
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:16:46 PM EDT
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here is the only picture she will let me post......... its a horrible one in my opinion.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:18:13 PM EDT
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Red "x's" are horrible.
I'd hit that like a hurricane hits a one-hinged screen door!!!!
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:18:56 PM EDT
[#26]
Now that "Great Head" comment is taking on a bit more life.
 Scroll up two posts....take a look...a goooood loooong look. There ya go. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:19:48 PM EDT
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here is the only picture she will let me post......... its a horrible one in my opinion. http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc38/sestemybe/1.jpg She looks very cute, but because she was so close to the camera/phone/whatever, the picture looks somewhat distored and not that flattering. Because this is G.D., prepare for some assholery, now that you actually posted a pic, you poor sucker. 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:20:07 PM EDT
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finally...two pages of fail before the pics...
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:20:25 PM EDT
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i have to work in 40 mins.... not much time for me to do anything, it takes me awhile.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:21:28 PM EDT
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All women think they give great head when actually only a few do.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:21:48 PM EDT
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nice, she actually asked me if it was true.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:23:38 PM EDT
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So far, this thread sucks - much like your girlfriend, apparently. I amuse easily I guess.
GM |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:23:52 PM EDT
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finally...two pages of fail before the pics... |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:24:06 PM EDT
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ooh she really does.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:24:37 PM EDT
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ooh she really does. Oh hell yeah she does !
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:25:17 PM EDT
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Have her explain why she thinks she gives great head !
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:25:38 PM EDT
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ooh she really does. We all assume she is reading this, so anything you are going to say about her is going to be taken with a truck-load of salt.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:26:38 PM EDT
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Have her explain why she thinks she gives great head ! She says " i wont let him leave the room until he goes off like a bottle rocket" |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:13 PM EDT
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nice, she actually asked me if it was true. I would never lead you astray. Been down this path, many times. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:20 PM EDT
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ooh she really does. We all assume she is reading this, so anything you are going to say about her is going to be taken with a truck-load of salt. very true, she is next to me reading ;-) |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:35 PM EDT
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All women think they give great head when actually only a few do. This |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:50 PM EDT
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here is the only picture she will let me post......... its a horrible one in my opinion. http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc38/sestemybe/1.jpg She is a cute girl, buy her another drink so you start to look good to her.
GM |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:28:49 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: Quoted: nice, she actually asked me if it was true. I would never lead you astray. Been down this path, many times. Bama's LEO, and as a former LEO, we know these things... |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:28:58 PM EDT
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All women think they give great head when actually only a few do. This Ain't that the fucking truth. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:29:20 PM EDT
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Tell her to invite a friend and have a competition...That way you can set a grading scale...
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:30:55 PM EDT
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Good thing she's got her eye protection on.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:31:13 PM EDT
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Have her explain why she thinks she gives great head ! She says " i wont let him leave the room until he goes off like a bottle rocket" she sounds like a woman who truly loves giving ! |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:32:43 PM EDT
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I like blow jobs.
A lot. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:33:38 PM EDT
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All women think they give great head when actually only a few do. This Ain't that the fucking truth. Yeah worst part about it is when they say "No really, tell me the truth" You'd better damn well tell them they're awesome if you want that so-so head in the future 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:34:22 PM EDT
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Pics of GF |
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