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Posted: 9/17/2009 2:51:49 PM EDT
Me and my GF are sitting here in a bar, eating, and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading written by other people and asked me why i didn't start one myself.........  Well anyways here is my attempt at a thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives great head.


~Sestemybe
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:52:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:52:51 PM EDT
[#2]
pics of GF?

Don't you know the rules around here?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:01 PM EDT
[#3]
pics or
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:02 PM EDT
[#4]
in before the cool story, bro...




Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:06 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Me and my GF are sitting here in a bar, eating, and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading written by other people and asked me why i didn't start one myself.........  Well anyways here is my attempt at a thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives great head.


~Sestemybe



not sure if serious.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:10 PM EDT
[#6]
I agree, she sure does.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Pics..






 
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:19 PM EDT
[#8]

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:30 PM EDT
[#9]
COOL STORY BRO!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:43 PM EDT
[#10]
So......what are you guys drinking with dinn............*wait*


She gives what?!!!



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:44 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


Pics of GF


C'mon, you know the rules.

 
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:56 PM EDT
[#12]
Pics or GTFO!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:05 PM EDT
[#13]
I like getting head.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:38 PM EDT
[#14]
i already pre warned her that there would be a picture request......... ill see if i can riffle one up.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:47 PM EDT
[#15]
Pix or FAIL
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:50 PM EDT
[#16]
I can't help but notice you're a team member.

And you have a girlfriend.

Do you know of the BOTD section?

You know what to do.  She started this.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:55 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Pics or GTFO!!!!!


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:56 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:58 PM EDT
[#19]
Pics or GTFO
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:55:57 PM EDT
[#20]
Pics for my catalog and does she take it in the pooper?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:56:24 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Me and my GF are sitting here in a bar, eating, and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading written by other people and asked me why i didn't start one myself.........  Well anyways here is my attempt at a thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives great head.


~Sestemybe



So did Henry the 8th! Pics of supposed knob gobbler or you are drunk and lonely at the bar by yourself with one hand down the front of your pants!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:56:28 PM EDT
[#22]
Why are you in a bar and posting on Arfcom?
Don't you two talk to each other?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:56:36 PM EDT
[#23]


Fail.  Both of you.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:56:36 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:


Me and my GF are sitting here in a bar, eating, and drinking a bit, and she saw all the other threads i was reading written by other people and asked me why i didn't start one myself.........  Well anyways here is my attempt at a thread fail that she wanted me to start....... well anyways she gave me permission to say that she gives great head.





~Sestemybe












 
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:56:45 PM EDT
[#25]
If you're posting from a bar, it's safe to assume you're using a laptop, most of which now come with cameras.



So, pics, or GTFO.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:56:51 PM EDT
[#26]


"blah blah blah my girlfriend, blab blah blah"


pics  or GTFO



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:57:28 PM EDT
[#27]
Have you considered the possibility that you have scitzophrenia or are dating a heshe?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:57:37 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
So far, this thread sucks - much like your girlfriend, apparently.


Well, you've drawn the attention of a Mod, OP.  Might as well kill your account now.

Post BOTD pics here.  Go out with style.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:58:01 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:


"blah blah blah my girlfriend, blab blah blah"


pics  or GTFO







I lol'd  

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:58:09 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
So far, this thread sucks - much like your girlfriend, apparently.







I was going to ask WTF you are doing surfing the net when you have a cutie in front of you, but I'm busy rolling on the floor right now.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:58:37 PM EDT
[#31]





Quoted:



Why are you in a bar and posting on Arfcom?


Don't you two talk to each other?



I was kind of thinking the same thing.

 






When you're out for dinner, or drinks, or a date/family outing....... put the cellphones and laptops away!

 
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:58:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Wait, if you're out to a bar to eat and drink that means she isn't performing her duties of sammich making in the kitchen.

FAIL

She has directed you to start a thread, you have complied regardless of the sammich-less nature of your diet.

FAIL

You then make a patently false claim of receiving oral sex even though you have admitted to losing control of the Sammich and Thread Posting Order of The Universe.

FAIL

Edited to emphasize by making it BIG RED FAIL
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:58:56 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
So far, this thread sucks - much like your girlfriend, apparently.


I'm going to have to agree with this guy.

Make with the pics!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:59:15 PM EDT
[#34]
she gives great head.

I'll be the judge of that.....................
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:59:28 PM EDT
[#35]
To Sestemybe's girlfriend...

You don't want to be reading this thread.

The one you want ot read is the thread he started where he confessed to being gay and asking for advice how to tell his girlfriend.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:00:12 PM EDT
[#36]
pics!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:00:26 PM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:00:27 PM EDT
[#38]
She will only do that until you are married.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:00:55 PM EDT
[#39]
Where are the fuckin pics?  

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:01:05 PM EDT
[#40]
Pics or get out!!!!

Tell her its the only way.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:01:10 PM EDT
[#41]
on 1
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:01:18 PM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:01:43 PM EDT
[#43]
tag
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:01:43 PM EDT
[#44]
Pics or GTFO
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:01:46 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
To Sestemybe's girlfriend...

You don't want to be reading this thread.

The one you want ot read is the thread he started where he confessed to being gay and being better at oral sex than his GF, and asking for advice how to tell his girlfriend.

FIXED
and.....
lolz

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:02:02 PM EDT
[#46]
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:02:02 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Pics or get out!!!!

Tell her Tits the only way.


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:03:23 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
To Sestemybe's girlfriend...

You don't want to be reading this thread.

The one you want ot read is the thread he started where he confessed to being gay and being better at oral sex than his GF, and asking for advice how to tell his girlfriend.

FIXED
and.....
lolz



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:03:24 PM EDT
[#49]
My first in on one
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:03:59 PM EDT
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