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Posted: 1/18/2006 8:23:06 AM EDT
www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/18/paris_too_good_for_playboy.html
This, for some of you that may not be aware – is exactly what I said to Playgirl when they approached me that one time Brad Pitt had that shaving accident. I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows. If I fail - if I succeed, at least I live as I believe. No matter what they take from me - they can't take away my dignity. |
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Shit, she's so hot, I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, I'd carve my initials in tomorrows turd.....
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Not going into pr0n is probably the only intelligent thing Paris Hilton has ever done. |
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Maybe she's being honest and is trying to say that she's TOO MUCH of a whore to be in Playboy. |
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Look, we all know Paris is a tramp.
We get it. But think about it... What does Playboy have to offer her? Money, media attention? She already has plenty of both. File this thread under "who the hell cares?" |
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I'd hit her ass so hard, whoever pulled me out would be crowned the King of England.
TXL |
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HO-LEEEE SHIT!!! |
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Hustler is more up her alley.... |
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I'd hit it!
WITH A STICK! I'd rather have a chick that isn't so damn scrawny. |
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I guess I can't understand the publics lust for narcissistic, skeletal-framed females.
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why would hefner want her in playboy anyway? last I checked most playmates actually had to wear more to wear more than a pair of shotglasses for a bra
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--must be her new yrs resolution
all she has got is a decent face and lots of cash no brains or class |
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I agree and think the current Penthouse is a much better forum for her. Perhaps a sapphic layout with Lindsay Lohan would be tasteful. |
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Too much for her to live up to, she's waiting on |
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How did you know my honorary asian name? |
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So let me make sure I understand this....she'll allow herself to be filmed while sucking a guy off and fucking him, but just can't bring herself to pose naked for Playboy. Makes perfect sense to me.
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fixed it for ya |
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Oh my god.... I just spit Gatorade all over my desk. |
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She's not sufficiently over the hill yet for Playboy. You will have to be as over-the-hill as Dana Plato, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, LaToya Jackson, Patti Davis, et al to be in Playboy.
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said Tesco Vee |
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Isn't she the rich little princess who recently starred in a porno tape with some looser ex-boyfriend? And playboy would be too degrading??? |
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She's hot like a toothpick.
She's freaking anorexic or some other eating disorder. No tits. No ass. Boney legs. I bet her ribs show with her shirt off. There are better looking whores out there. |
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The Meatmen! |
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So you like air brush? |
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This is by far the sickest fucking thing I've ever read, seen, or heard in my entire life. Very illustrative though. |
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That CJs commercial wasn't airbrushed. |
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So your not lucky enough to have seen the regular light video huh?
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Well, as others have pointed out, I cannot take credit for the line...The Meatmen can... Although I would I find her very HOT |
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We've seen this no-talent, but ass fugly bitch suck dick on camera, fuck, albeit badly, on camera and flash her cooter, on camera, ( as well as any other chance she gets) but she's too good to flash her tits in PB?
Yep, it proves what I've said all along: Once you hit a certain level of fianacial independence you lose your fucking mind. That bitch is a walking petri dish with a festering hatchet wound between her legs, and is about as sexually appealing as a threesome with Janet Reno and Dianne Fienstein SG |
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damn, I already had my answer from the thread title. I thought it was going to be: go a day without giving a blowjob to a bouncer in Vegas
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When you reach the point where you are no longer accountable to others, by virtue of wealth, power or independence, then you are freed to become the person you really are. |
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Fark!!! I just spewed lunch on my keyboard. Thats not right man!!!! |
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And to be honest...it's a lifestyle I could grow to like myself. |
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