If you could beat the crap out of one person from the past, who would it be? - Page 2

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Posted: 1/6/2006 4:55:24 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
LBJ

Whoa, DejaVu

You, for stealing my name you bastage :P

(Not really, I chose this name spelled the way it is because "spudgunner" was taken on a forum about potato guns, imagine that)

Posted: 1/6/2006 4:55:48 PM EDT

[#2]

Margaret Sanger or Hillary Clinton.

Posted: 1/6/2006 5:08:08 PM EDT

[#3]

Rosie ODonell.

Posted: 1/6/2006 5:08:41 PM EDT

[#4]

cant decide way to many who deserve a good ass whooping.

Posted: 1/7/2006 1:53:13 PM EDT

[#5]

Michael Moore. I would love to get 5 minutes with that fat peice of shit.

-Jason M

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:00:27 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Guy I went to high school with, Jim, who raped a friend of mine(took her virginity).
I broke his arm and put him in the hospital for a couple of days then. I would love to do it again.
Pat
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I went to school with a kid who got sent to prison for the same thing.....well he used a pipe wrench. Ahh but now he is a violent felon. Now if the cops shot him for any reason, arfcom would cheer.

because he is a "scumbag"

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:01:46 PM EDT

[#7]

At the top of my list right now....
The retard who raped my mom...
ANd then my ex, he just needs it.

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:07:35 PM EDT

[#8]

Lyndon Johnson. No doubt. If he wasn't available then Harry Truman.

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:15:27 PM EDT

[#9]

I would like to upgrade my time travel "asskicking" to "killed with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch".

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:19:12 PM EDT

[#10]

Abraham Lincoln, or perhaps FDR.

Probably FDR.

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:23:46 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Abe Lincoln. Skinny guys fight till their burger.

I'd fight Ghandi.

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:25:34 PM EDT

[#12]

michael jackson

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:25:46 PM EDT

[#13]

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Abe Lincoln. Skinny guys fight till their burger.

I'd fight Ghandi.

Good answer.

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:30:40 PM EDT

[#14]

James Dean

Little prettyboy bitch!

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:33:46 PM EDT

[#15]

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Jesus Christ

theres a loose cannon site staff thats going to ban you for that one

So being anti-religion is against the CoC now? Interesting

Zakk, you have issues. Lenin and Stalin would be proud of you, if they weren't burning right now.

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:34:18 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
LBJ

+100000

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:34:49 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Ghandi

Damn, beat me to it. That scrawny little bastard would put up a good fight...non violence my ass. You know he had to have kicked some ass in his younger days. "What happened?? Ghandi happened!!!" Plus, I want to hear him say that in his accent.

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:36:03 PM EDT

[#18]

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Jesus Christ

theres a loose cannon site staff thats going to ban you for that one

So being anti-religion is against the CoC now? Interesting

No, but being a dumbass is.

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:42:46 PM EDT

[#19]

I'd beat the ever loving shit out of Karl fucking Marx and afterwards, I'd piss on his faggoty commie face.

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:42:51 PM EDT

[#20]

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That guy that boned the green monkey in africa and brought the '70's loving to a screeching halt via AIDS. Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us you primate humper~!

That is a good one but there is one problem with that......He has AIDs; you hit him he bleeds and then you could contract the Virus.

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Could we Use a 2X4?

I would go with Jane Fonda or The two guys from Columbine

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:44:04 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
At the top of my list right now....
The retard who raped my mom...
ANd then my ex, he just needs it.

I'll help

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:50:14 PM EDT

[#22]

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Jesus Christ

theres a loose cannon site staff thats going to ban you for that one

So being anti-religion is against the CoC now? Interesting

Zakk, you have issues. Lenin and Stalin would be proud of you, if they weren't burning right now.

oh come on, wouldnt you want to know if you could take on the messiah? given no reprocussions at all?

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:54:46 PM EDT

[#23]

The drunk driver that killed my uncle.

Posted: 1/7/2006 2:54:56 PM EDT

[#24]

King George III

I just think it would be fun to beat the snot out of some stuck up royalty, especially one who's insane.

Posted: 1/7/2006 3:16:19 PM EDT

[#25]

Dan White
When he went on his shooting rampage in SF, he could have continued down the hallway and taken out then vice-mayor Feinstein, too.

Posted: 1/7/2006 3:22:08 PM EDT

[#26]

Including or not including Arfcom?

Posted: 1/7/2006 3:22:44 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
LBJ

+1

Posted: 1/7/2006 3:26:17 PM EDT

[#28]

Rep. William Hughes (D-NJ), 99th Congress

Posted: 1/7/2006 3:26:17 PM EDT

[#29]

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Um, myself, before I made some of the stupid decisions I have made...

+1

Posted: 1/7/2006 4:07:41 PM EDT

[#30]

DICK Durbin (if he wasn't available Bill Gertz)

Posted: 1/7/2006 4:31:22 PM EDT

[#31]

Kanye West - 2 seconds after the George Bush hates black people comment. A swift kick to the balls that would cause him to double over and vomit, followed by complete loss of bladder/bowel control - all captured on live television.

Posted: 1/7/2006 9:29:14 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
DICK Durbin (if he wasn't available Bill Gertz)

You mean the guy who wrote Treachery and The China Threat? Any particular reason why?

Posted: 1/7/2006 9:48:39 PM EDT

[#33]

Joseph Stalin
Nikita Kruschev ( I don't know if that's spelled correctly)
The first fucker that brought the first slaves over
Joseph McCarthy
Henry the VIII
Nevil Chamberlin
The old bastard who was dumb as dirt that used to yell at me when I worked in a grocery store in high school. He was so stupid he didn't know what the hell Duncan Hines cake mix was
One of my teachers from high school (she once told me I'd end up in prison) Believe me, she was an uber bitch.
Judas
Leupold & Loeb
Jack Ruby
Heinrich Himmler

That would be a good start.

Posted: 1/7/2006 9:53:11 PM EDT

[#34]

I have a list

Posted: 1/7/2006 10:16:48 PM EDT

[#35]

Suhair Daiza. That was his real name I swear. In catholic school, he was a bully and a total dick. One of those kids that was always getting into trouble so his parents sent him to a private school and he ended up bullying everybody. Suhair, if you are reading this, send me an IM. I turned out to be a 6 foot 220 lb cop and I would love to put a hurt on you that'll make you wish you were a prisoner at Abu Grahib.

Posted: 1/7/2006 10:22:18 PM EDT

[#36]

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DICK Durbin (if he wasn't available Bill Gertz)

You mean the guy who wrote Treachery and The China Threat? Any particular reason why?

Because Bill consistently gives away (in the Washington Times) the Intelligence Community's sources, methods of operations and associations. In using piss poor judgement, Gertz is basically a Bob Hanssen or Aldrich Ames (not to mention the Washingon Times is OWNED by the Chicoms). Treasonous to say the LEAST.

Posted: 1/7/2006 10:31:32 PM EDT

[#37]

Mr. Happy

Posted: 1/7/2006 10:43:35 PM EDT

[#38]

Mohammed, or whatever fucking moron wrote the quoran or Koran or however you spell that fucking evil-ass-handbook.

That boy deserves an ass kicking

Posted: 1/7/2006 11:04:07 PM EDT

[#39]

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Jesus Christ

theres a loose cannon site staff thats going to ban you for that one

So being anti-religion is against the CoC now? Interesting

Zakk, you have issues. Lenin and Stalin would be proud of you, if they weren't burning right now.

oh come on, wouldnt you want to know if you could take on the messiah? given no reprocussions at all?

The eternal consequences would be dire. The temple guards were only ALLOWED to apprehend him. Any other time, you would be plain SOL.

Posted: 1/7/2006 11:15:39 PM EDT

[#40]

Fienswine

Posted: 1/7/2006 11:18:33 PM EDT

[#41]

Dianne Fienstein!

Posted: 1/7/2006 11:21:55 PM EDT

[#42]

Coach Roberts, Midland, MI. The 80's.

It was HIS douchbag kid that got away with bullying me, always ganging up on me with several of his friends. He was a bully and everyone knew it but no teachers really did anything because he as the coach's kid.

I'd just beat his dad for raising such a prick. For the kid, there'd be gunfire. In fact, what got him to leave me alone was when I CCW'd a friend's father's pistol and let him see the grip to let him know I was not to be trifled with. (Yeah, brandished. I know better now 20 years later.)

Posted: 1/7/2006 11:40:20 PM EDT

[#43]

O
B
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Posted: 1/7/2006 11:57:12 PM EDT

[#44]

In no particular order...

John F Kennedy
Any of the Beatles
Al Gore
Walt Disney
Martin Luther King Jr.
Lance Armstrong
John Ritter
Whoever started mounting engines the wrong way in cars

The list goes on and on...