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Link Posted: 1/8/2006 2:12:19 AM EDT
[#1]
Webster.....I've allways wanted to crush him like a bug.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 3:35:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Why LBJ?  



The list is long for me. Anybody in Congress who undermines our Troops and emboldens the enemies of our great nation with their politically biased banter. Oh man, Kennedy would be awesome to smack in the teeth.

I'd have to say probably the anti-gun douche-bag Chuck Schumer, Man I'd love to smack the smarmy-assed smirk off of his goofy fucking face!
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 5:22:11 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Jesus Christ



I'd like to beat the crap out of Zakk's Momma!
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 5:32:56 AM EDT
[#4]
FDR
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 5:36:43 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
I think Sean Hannity could use a good azz kickin. I'd be happy just to have a chance at breaking off
a piece of his helmet hair.



Good one... but I rather kick the crap out of Bill O'Reilly. Damn would that be nice.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 5:48:31 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Abe Lincoln.  Skinny guys fight till their burger.


I'd fight Ghandi.



Good answer.



William Shatner  




GM
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:46:03 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Abe Lincoln.  Skinny guys fight till their burger.


I'd fight Ghandi.



Good answer.



William Shatner  




GM



Leave DENNY CRANE alone


Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:53:32 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
The writers and signers of the 1934 NFA and 68 gun act...



My thoughts exactly.  Plus the Speaker of the House that allowed the Hughes amendment to be added to the FOPA of 1986.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 6:59:10 AM EDT
[#9]
George Lucus . . .   Just as he's about to confirm adding Jar Jar binks into Star Wars, I'd like to appear in front of him just long enough to say, in Jar Jar's voice, "Yousa gonna bein' sorreee!", and then give him an incredible right hook to the face, and then disappear.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:02:43 AM EDT
[#10]
Sigmund Freud




Z
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:08:24 AM EDT
[#11]
It's a dead split between finding the fucker at age 12 who would grow up to invent the 'Wake up with the King' ad campaign, and going toe to toe with Moses, just to see if I could whoop his ass up and down the mountain.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:09:26 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:10:26 AM EDT
[#13]
FDR, Mr. New Deal.

I don't give a damn that he was crippled, either.  The fucker needs a good ass woopin'.

Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:12:28 AM EDT
[#14]
Caiphas, the high priest.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:17:33 AM EDT
[#15]
My Dad,  the kid who used to beat on me when I was a kid (he's a registered sex offender now, he he), Stalin, Marx. Feinstein, OBL, Hitler, et al.

You all put up a good list, so i'm not gunna repeat all of them.

And ZW470, JC's gunna mop the floor with you.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:19:01 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

And ZW470, JC's gunna mop the floor with you.




Probably already has, and ZW don't even know it yet.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:20:11 AM EDT
[#17]
Ed Avila Sr., for closing The Bear Pit
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:25:05 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:27:26 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Michael Moore.  I would love to get 5 minutes with that fat peice of shit.  



That would be like beating on an inner tube filled with mayo.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:28:40 AM EDT
[#20]
Cindy Sheehan but I'd let my wife or daughter do it.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:34:18 AM EDT
[#21]
Tim McVeigh
Bill Clinton
Jimmy Carter
Teddy Kennedy
Charlie Manson
George Carlin
James Carville
Hillary and her parents
Dan Rather
Alan Colmes
Jesse Jackson
Lyndie England
Abbie Hoffman
Jane Fonda
Ted Turner
Roger Vadim (Hanoi Janes first hubby, he should have beat her ass badly)
Tom Hayden (Hamoi Janes second hubby, he should have severely beaten her)
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:34:55 AM EDT
[#22]
Who would I pick? Mohammed Atta.

Why? Why wouldn't I?

Also, can I use anything other than my fists?
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:39:21 AM EDT
[#23]
Ted  Kennedy
and.....
CHUCK NORRIS
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 7:42:42 AM EDT
[#24]
Jim Keenan, I guy I used to work with, a real ass hole. I'd kick his ass and wipe the floor with it, and then kick it again for leaving a waxy yellow build up....
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 8:04:05 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
LBJ



You, for stealing my name you bastage




That is funny!!!!!


But it would seem Spudgunner was here first.
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 8:09:32 AM EDT
[#26]
theres this queer guy at my church........
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 8:13:14 AM EDT
[#27]
The Ayatollah Khomeini
UBL
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 8:20:20 AM EDT
[#28]
Ghandi
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 8:21:13 AM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 8:25:24 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
George Lucus . . .   Just as he's about to confirm adding Jar Jar binks into Star Wars, I'd like to appear in front of him just long enough to say, in Jar Jar's voice, "Yousa gonna bein' sorreee!", and then give him an incredible right hook to the face, and then disappear.




Muhammad

Link Posted: 1/8/2006 8:42:28 AM EDT
[#31]
Whoever allowed flathead screws to continue to be used...
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 8:49:50 AM EDT
[#32]
Bill Clinton
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 9:08:31 AM EDT
[#33]
O.J. or maybe "can't we just  get along" rodney king....oh wait, HE ALREADY GOT ONE!!!
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