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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:07:22 AM EDT
[#1]
like we had to freshman year:
Good____ sir or mam. you have reached the room of cadet roth and cadet vierra, 3rd squad, 2nd platoon of the outstanding echo company sir or mam. Today is the ___ day of the ___ month of the year of our Lord _____. This is cadet Roth speeking, how may I help you sir or mam? that's a nice long one... -Roth |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:08:21 AM EDT
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Can I speak to John? No John here. Oh, ya shit in a paper bag, huh? |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:14:35 AM EDT
[#3]
just scream into the phone:
WHAT'S UP BBBBEEEEEEOOOOOTTTCCHHHH!!!! |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:18:26 AM EDT
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This is how I usually answer 99% of the time:
"Hokie's residence, Hokie himself speaking...." (substitute last name) The caller usually pauses.....processes the info.....then starts in. Things get better or worse depending who's on the other end. |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:22:14 AM EDT
[#5]
i like aloha, alternating with hola, shalom, guten tag, magandag umaga, and a variety of hellos in other languages. I do get lot of hangups though.
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:22:28 AM EDT
[#6]
Joe's Pizza.....Fred the owner speaking...................
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:26:09 AM EDT
[#7]
Sam's Pool Hall
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:28:18 AM EDT
[#8]
lol Bastard 
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:31:29 AM EDT
[#9]
With CallerID available, I usually tailor it to the caller...
Brother: Hey shithead. Some friends: Speak to me! Wife: I didn't do it! or Hey Baby! In college, I would sometimes answer "Student affairs... want one?" |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:33:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Paco's Taco's
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:38:12 AM EDT
[#11]
Bush Campaign Headquarters
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:46:42 AM EDT
[#12]
If my mom or sisters call-- What did you break now on your car
wife calls from work--what did you break now grandmother- yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss anybody else-- sally's sex shop ,joe speaking how may I help you |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:57:21 AM EDT
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"Student affairs. Would you like one?" (Have to credit a buddy in college for that. ) (Edit: Looks like MC_man beat me to that one; sorry for the dupe, didn't read the entire thread before.)(Or, since you're in Oz: "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!" See if they reply, "Oi, oi, oi!") |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 9:57:45 AM EDT
[#14]
Your Dime My time!!!
Bob 
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Posted: 10/28/2004 10:03:46 AM EDT
[#15]
I like Ahoy-hoy.
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Posted: 10/28/2004 10:10:07 AM EDT
[#16]
My Granddad often answered the phone "Kelly's Pool Hall. Eight Ball speakin'." My kid carries on the tradition.
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