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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:31:59 AM EDT

That's the latest line of crap that I've heard coming from the office down the hall of a liberal nut job at work. She's been fuming all morning about the Republicans, the convention, and their platform. I guess they must be doing something right to have her so pissed off. It just sucks that I have to hear it.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:36:04 AM EDT

[#1]

Does she have a nice uterus?

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:36:44 AM EDT

[#2]

Not to hijack your thread, but...

My sister-in-law works here in the Wichita office of one of our Senators and yesterday at 4:30 thirty protestors showed up to protest the war and the convention. I am sure that once word of this protest in Wichita hits NY they will shut the convention down.

Dems and their protests are so stupid.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:37:23 AM EDT

[#3]

Tell her you'll whitewash it for her?

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:37:47 AM EDT

[#4]

I am a Republican and I have taken about 300 uteri!

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:37:49 AM EDT

[#5]

they also want your right to healthcare.
they want your social security to finance the war.
they want to give machineguns to home grown terrorists.
they want minorities to fight and die for them in their oil war.

what else...

they want to take away your right to free speech by silencing the swift boat veterans
no wait, that's the dems.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:44:22 AM EDT

[#6]

This thread needs, well...

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:47:01 AM EDT

[#7]

You should feel blessed, as NO self-respecting man would, you knappy, homey, feminazi dog.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:48:54 AM EDT

[#8]

All your uterus are belong to us.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:50:32 AM EDT

[#9]

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I am a Republican and I have taken about 300 uteri!

What is the appropriate caliber for uteri? I hear they are known to charge excessively and are vicious when cornered.

-LS

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:51:04 AM EDT

[#10]

Tell her that just because Clinton didn't want her uterus that the Republicans will...

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:51:39 AM EDT

[#11]

"It's uterUS, not uterYOU!"

Tell her that we don't want her uterus, we just want to stick it in her pooper and post pics!

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:53:22 AM EDT

[#12]

Best thread in ages.

Carry on.

- BG

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:03:03 AM EDT

[#13]

Well, there are some Republicans that want a Constitutional Amendment to ban abortion. As long as those Republicans are out there pushing something like that the Democrats are going to make it an issue.

Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:03:21 AM EDT

[#14]

Tell her all you republican, gun-owning buddies want to see pictures of it first.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:04:29 AM EDT

[#15]

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Does she have a nice uterus?

Probably a lesbian who has no chance of getting pregnant.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:20:36 AM EDT

[#16]

You could waste a little of your time and set her straight.
Tell her that the Republicans don't want her uterus, we just want her to quit whining and think before she speaks. We'd like her to base her opinions on FACT not emotion. We'd like her to LEARN things for herself instead of believing Michael Moore's film to be as factual as the word of God. (figuratively speaking for those about to argue that)
We'd like her to.....

Ah hell! Never mind. It's probably not worth the effort.
Just punch her in the mouth and be done with it.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:24:34 AM EDT

[#17]

If she's so afraid of losing it, Go tell her you will keep an Eye on it for Her

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:27:33 AM EDT

[#18]

As far as caliber all you need is O-vicryl and it does the job nicely. They come in different sizes from lemon sizedto watermelon sized. You can still use the same thing.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:29:18 AM EDT

[#19]

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I am a Republican and I have taken about 300 uteri!

What is the appropriate caliber for uteri? I hear they are known to charge excessively and are vicious when cornered.

-LS

Yeah.

Maybe I'll post this in the Women's Forum. I'm sure they'll make good uter-use of it.

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:29:46 AM EDT

[#20]

Tell her you don't want her uterus, you want about 6 inches down from it.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:07:49 AM EDT

[#21]

Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

What was that old saw about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:13:23 AM EDT

[#22]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

What was that old saw about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Yep, around in circles. But it is a fun hijack!

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:15:06 AM EDT

[#23]

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I am a Republican and I have taken about 300 uteri!

What is the appropriate caliber for uteri? I hear they are known to charge excessively and are vicious when cornered.

-LS

IT WAS COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!!!

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:27:16 AM EDT

[#24]

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This thread needs, well...

cowbell?

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:27:30 AM EDT

[#25]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:29:36 AM EDT

[#26]

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I am a Republican and I have taken about 300 uteri!

What is the appropriate caliber for uteri? I hear they are known to charge excessively and are vicious when cornered.

-LS

IT WAS COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!!!

You were in fear for your friggin life!

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:30:22 AM EDT

[#27]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

+1

I also think I dont have a dog in this hunt. Let the women decide for themselves.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:31:24 AM EDT

[#28]

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I am a Republican and I have taken about 300 uteri!

What is the appropriate caliber for uteri? I hear they are known to charge excessively and are vicious when cornered.

-LS

Yeah.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/brisk322/uterusanim.gif

Maybe I'll post this in the Women's Forum. I'm sure they'll make good uter-use of it.

Oh God, I think I sharted when I saw that!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:35:33 AM EDT

[#29]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

Is there a particular reason why our laws should NOT mirror God's laws in this one area?

It seems like we are sitting on the fence here. Abortion is morally wrong. Abortion is against God's law, Abortion is the taking of innocent life... BUT we should NOT change the current law, because the current law is, well, current. Therefore current laws should not be changed as it will make people mad.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:36:13 AM EDT

[#30]

She's right.

I must admit....

...I am a republican, and every night, I prowl the streets looking for uteri.
With them, I make uteri pie.
Mmmmmmmmm.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:37:30 AM EDT

[#31]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

Is there a particular reason why our laws should NOT mirror God's laws in this one area?

It seems like we are sitting on the fence here. Abortion is morally wrong. Abortion is against God's law, Abortion is the taking of innocent life... BUT we should NOT change the current law, because the current law is, well, current. Therefore current laws should not be changed as it will make people mad.

Many of God's Laws are unconstitutional.
So it's best to just avoid that path altogether.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:40:31 AM EDT

[#32]

As a Republican OB/GYN....

I want her uterus!

In a jar!

Or....

Pregnant!

I HAVE GUNS TO BUY and oh yeah, kids to feed too.

Of course, if she's over 300 pounds, fond of spandex, allegic to soap and water and dumber than my golden retriever, the Dems can keep it.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:41:39 AM EDT

[#33]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

Is there a particular reason why our laws should NOT mirror God's laws in this one area?

It seems like we are sitting on the fence here. Abortion is morally wrong. Abortion is against God's law, Abortion is the taking of innocent life... BUT we should NOT change the current law, because the current law is, well, current. Therefore current laws should not be changed as it will make people mad.

Uhh, my god has no problem with abortion, none at all. Just as FYI.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:45:22 AM EDT

[#34]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

Is there a particular reason why our laws should NOT mirror God's laws in this one area?

It seems like we are sitting on the fence here. Abortion is morally wrong. Abortion is against God's law, Abortion is the taking of innocent life... BUT we should NOT change the current law, because the current law is, well, current. Therefore current laws should not be changed as it will make people mad.

Uhh, my god has no problem with abortion, none at all. Just as FYI.

That's fine by me. Sweep's God and my God do though.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:47:49 AM EDT

[#35]

Does sweep's god and Your god ever get together and have lunch?

Maybe they could call up hielo's god and invite him, too?

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:47:55 AM EDT

[#36]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

Is there a particular reason why our laws should NOT mirror God's laws in this one area?

It seems like we are sitting on the fence here. Abortion is morally wrong. Abortion is against God's law, Abortion is the taking of innocent life... BUT we should NOT change the current law, because the current law is, well, current. Therefore current laws should not be changed as it will make people mad.

Many of God's Laws are unconstitutional.
So it's best to just avoid that path altogether.

That certainly is the easiest course of action.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:50:22 AM EDT

[#37]

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Does sweep's god and Your god ever get together and have lunch?

Maybe they could call up hielo's god and invite him, too?

I don't know, but I'll have my people call God's people, and God's people can call Sweep's people to see if Sweep's people maintain regular contact with Sweep's God's people on the matters of scheduling. My people will let your people know if there is anything on the schedule!

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:53:46 AM EDT

[#38]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

Is there a particular reason why our laws should NOT mirror God's laws in this one area?

It seems like we are sitting on the fence here. Abortion is morally wrong. Abortion is against God's law, Abortion is the taking of innocent life... BUT we should NOT change the current law, because the current law is, well, current. Therefore current laws should not be changed as it will make people mad.

Uhh, my god has no problem with abortion, none at all. Just as FYI.

That's fine by me. Sweep's God and my God do though.

Cool! Then maybe, you and Sweep ought not ot have any abortions? Sounds good?

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:55:04 AM EDT

[#39]

I guess I'm just not a big fan of theocracies, that's all.
That whole...

"THOU SHALT NOT HAVE strange gods BEFORE ME."

"THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN"

"THOU SHALT NOT COVET...."

I prefer the First Amendment.
Anyone who feels that it should be tossed, will probably toss the Second, as well.

Posted: 8/31/2004 9:58:47 AM EDT

[#40]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

Is there a particular reason why our laws should NOT mirror God's laws in this one area?

You can't get around the argument that it's a woman's body that is effected by the pregnancy. I have no right to put a gun to her head and say, "You will give birth or I will take your life," thereby taking two lives. That's ludicrous.

It seems like we are sitting on the fence here. Abortion is morally wrong. Abortion is against God's law, Abortion is the taking of innocent life... BUT we should NOT change the current law, because the current law is, well, current. Therefore current laws should not be changed as it will make people mad.

It's morally wrong for you and me. Not the ones that are having hem or performing them. Hell, if they had morals or were following God's laws to begin with, they wouldn't be having sex before marraige. But that's another thread. What right do I have to force my morals on someone else if it doesn't effect my life?

Making abortion illegal will just cause more problems with government intrusions into our lives and more money spent forcing women to have children they don't want and the government will have to support. Not to mention the coat hanger abortions that will end up resulting in more loss of lives of women.

Also, unlike murdering a human that has already been born, I don't think I'm in any danger of being murdered as a fetus. It doesn't effect me. If you want to stop abortions, go out and raise money to buy up the abortion clinics properties and close them down. Form some group that offers an alternative to abortion. Make sure no one in your church is having premarital sex or having an abortion, but don't try and make the rest of society obey your morals.

Personally, if I found out that smoeone in my church was having premarital sex or planned on having an abortion, I would let them know what the consequences are and then if they didn't listen, they wouldn't be a member of that church anymore. Whatever they do outside of the church I would have no control over.

All and all, we'll never see a law prohibiting abortion in this country. It just isn't going to happen.

Posted: 8/31/2004 10:02:40 AM EDT

[#41]

All your uterus are belong to us.

it got me thinking...

is "uteri" pleural for uterus??

whooda thunk it..
wondering about the pleural issues of a uterus..

Posted: 8/31/2004 10:03:39 AM EDT

[#42]

My god, Crom, demands a uterus sacrifice!

Posted: 8/31/2004 10:03:40 AM EDT

[#43]

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Does sweep's god and Your god ever get together and have lunch?

Maybe they could call up hielo's god and invite him, too?

I don't know, but I'll have my people call God's people, and God's people can call Sweep's people to see if Sweep's people maintain regular contact with Sweep's God's people on the matters of scheduling. My people will let your people know if there is anything on the schedule!

Make no mistake about it, I follow the Christian God. The only one there is.

Posted: 8/31/2004 10:05:34 AM EDT

[#44]

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Does sweep's god and Your god ever get together and have lunch?

Maybe they could call up hielo's god and invite him, too?

I don't know, but I'll have my people call God's people, and God's people can call Sweep's people to see if Sweep's people maintain regular contact with Sweep's God's people on the matters of scheduling. My people will let your people know if there is anything on the schedule!

Make no mistake about it, I follow the Christian God. The only one there is.

It might be the only christian god, but it surely is not the only god. Not by a long shot.

Posted: 8/31/2004 10:05:47 AM EDT

[#45]

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

Is there a particular reason why our laws should NOT mirror God's laws in this one area?

It seems like we are sitting on the fence here. Abortion is morally wrong. Abortion is against God's law, Abortion is the taking of innocent life... BUT we should NOT change the current law, because the current law is, well, current. Therefore current laws should not be changed as it will make people mad.

Uhh, my god has no problem with abortion, none at all. Just as FYI.

That's fine by me. Sweep's God and my God do though.

Cool! Then maybe, you and Sweep ought not ot have any abortions? Sounds good?

Sounds good!

Posted: 8/31/2004 10:09:23 AM EDT

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Personally, I'm against abortion being used as a form of birth control. But I don't see where the government has the right to put a gun to a woman's head and demand that she give birth to a child she doesn't want. It's her body.

You're against abortion when used as birth control, but isn't not giving birth to an unwanted child using abortion as birth control?

Yes.

Isn't a child inside a woman's body alive?

Yes.

What was that old sawying about Thou Shall Not Murder?

See where I'm going yet?

Do I believe it's murder? Yes. Do I believe in the Christian God? Yes.

However, my argument is that the government has no right to a person's body. If abortion is against God's laws, then let God deal with the offender in cases of abortion. Why? Who would be the wiser if a woman took a coat hanger to herself or used some kind of herbal drink (if there is such a thing) to abort the fetus? You would never know, but God would and it's God's job to judge that person not mine.

Once it's outside the womb, it's a whole different issue. Although it would be againsts the laws of God, it would also be against laws of our government and the offender should be punished.

You can not force someone to do something with their body that they don't want to do.

I agree with the philosophy, don't agree with implementing it into law. The Republicans need to drop this issue. All it's doing is pushing more people away.

Is there a particular reason why our laws should NOT mirror God's laws in this one area?

It seems like we are sitting on the fence here. Abortion is morally wrong. Abortion is against God's law, Abortion is the taking of innocent life... BUT we should NOT change the current law, because the current law is, well, current. Therefore current laws should not be changed as it will make people mad.

Uhh, my god has no problem with abortion, none at all. Just as FYI.

That's fine by me. Sweep's God and my God do though.

Cool! Then maybe, you and Sweep ought not ot have any abortions? Sounds good?

Sounds good!

Thought it would!

Posted: 8/31/2004 10:14:49 AM EDT

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Its really simple people.

Lieberals love abortions.
Conservatives normally dont.

Tell her we, I dont want her stupid, smelly, dreadlock, PC, touchy feely, pagan liberal ass having kids.

By all means have an abortion every day! Get two. Shit, if it keeps her from contaminating the gene pool any further, I will vote for the .gov to pay for them, but for fucks sakes, keep getting them.

Anyone who is pro life needs to come to Seattle for a little while. It will give you all the ammo you need to be pro choice in a half a heartbeat.

BTW,

Matthew 7:1 - Judge not, that ye be not judged.

I dont have a heaven or hell to put them in. I live with the lieberals. They want 'em, let 'em have 'em!

Posted: 8/31/2004 10:18:27 AM EDT

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Does sweep's god and Your god ever get together and have lunch?

Maybe they could call up hielo's god and invite him, too?

I don't know, but I'll have my people call God's people, and God's people can call Sweep's people to see if Sweep's people maintain regular contact with Sweep's God's people on the matters of scheduling. My people will let your people know if there is anything on the schedule!

Make no mistake about it, I follow the Christian God. The only one there is.

It might be the only christian god, but it surely is not the only god. Not by a long shot.

Your belief and by no means will I ever try to convince you otherwise.

Posted: 8/31/2004 10:20:24 AM EDT

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Well, their first choice was your brain, but they found no signs of intelligent life.

They just don't want you to spawn any more like yourself.

Posted: 8/31/2004 10:24:57 AM EDT

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Does sweep's god and Your god ever get together and have lunch?

Maybe they could call up hielo's god and invite him, too?

I don't know, but I'll have my people call God's people, and God's people can call Sweep's people to see if Sweep's people maintain regular contact with Sweep's God's people on the matters of scheduling. My people will let your people know if there is anything on the schedule!

Make no mistake about it, I follow the Christian God. The only one there is.

It might be the only christian god, but it surely is not the only god. Not by a long shot.

Hay! I'm trying to stay out of this tangental abortion debate!!!

Back to the uteri and how to bag more of them!!!!

-LS

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