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I knew a guy that could do magic. He could make Prairie Dogs disapear into a red mist with the aid of his 22-250. Wow, just like Magic, now ya' see it, now ya' don't.
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You know what? I think witchcraft is stupid and fake childish stuff for kids and losers.
I challenge your shitty little "spell" to do me harm. BRING IT ON BABY!!!!!!! j/k |
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Please someone remind me. What it is I have to rub to get three wishes?
DanM |
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This is from the guy who falls out of airplanes backwards 15 times a day! |
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Does this mean in exactly seven days, or sometime in the next seven days?
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Sometime in the next seven days. |
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I want this spell to do every imaginable horrible thing to me.
Give me flaming hemmoroids, lung cancer, brain damage like frdmftr1, gangrene in my penis, pimples on my ass and breath like my cat. I also want this spell to turn me into a frenchman - a fate worse than death. Just to make it clear - I wholeheartedly DISRESPECT this spell. And I DARE it to do something unpleasant to me.
Hello ?!?! I'm a scientist - not a week goes by WITHOUT me knowing something significant I had never known before. Sometimes it's good, like new intersting ideas, and sometimes it's bad - like discovering that the biometric equipment I just purchased isn't compatible with my operating system or something. Try reading a book or pursuing an education, and maybe you'll discover signifnificant things every week too Guess what - I can already PREDICT that I am going to know something bad that I never knew before by the end of the week, because I am planning to take my Mustang to a couple of body shops - and I don't know how much the estimates are going to be (but I will bet anything it's NOT good news). Come to think of it - instead of posting in this thread I could just order some chinese food and READ THE FORTUNE COOKIE. That's magic too, you know I can't believe I am feeing the troll - for a psychopolitical master, I'm a bit of a dummy. |
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I have some room in my refrigerator where I can stick this spell, right behind my three month old lasagna.
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Well, can I get some cash. (just in case this works)
Oh, and some improved health for a special person. |
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I am frightened and offended by all this occult imagery on our wholesome forum.
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You sure? So then it couldn't happen at the end of the 7 days? How about right away before the 7 days have really started? When do the 7 days start? Now? Or now? What time zone does the seven days start in? Do people have to worry about the time zone? If the 7 days start in one time zone, do we have to adjust the 7 days? This is just oo damn confusing. Can we make it 3 or 4 days instead. Oh that is scarey. 3 plus 4 is seven. That's creepy. Did the 7 day thing happen to me already? Maybe the 3 plus 4 thing was my 7 day thing? |
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i bet you forward those f*cking chain letters also don't you.
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I cant afford to be superstitious. I have to make sure I have a handle on shit. Not some stupid witches spell. |
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That sounds like some grade A psychobabble to me |
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Classic. It's like fortune cookies. They say things that sound very specific, but are actually very general, so EVERYONE who reads them says, "That's true! Wow!" Or the fortuneteller calling you and saying, "I SEEEEE that you have financial troubles!" Yeah, doesn't everyone?
To those who believe in this, they will see the spell in the first thing that happens. |
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Wooo Hoooo +1
Here's some pics in return: www.bergphotos.com don't cast any bad spells with them! Sorry guys, no BOTD pics at my site. |
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I'm not talking about little strange things that happen everyday, I'm talking about things that are pretty significant. Anyway, you have been warned. |
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one born every minute.
ooooohhhhhmmmm......ooooooooohhhhhmmmm....(sitting cross legged on floor with hand on knees and eyes closed meditating) The good spirits flow through you...the evil spirits are cast away....the white light overcomes and expands out from the core of your soul core to envelope you in a blinding white light of healing and love. Feel the essence of your spirit as it free's itself from its earthly chains and let your inner engergy flow within and without.....use your power to affect your outside world by channeling your energy using the focusing lense of your spirit........ Or somthing like that......I'll get to it when i'm done eating my cheezy poofs and watching south park.... Chris |
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I am frightened by your avatar! . . . Ooh, I posted twice! Will I get TWO good things? Woo-hoo! |
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Define "pretty significant" please |
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I predict in the next seven days it will be stormy on the east coast, with wind rain and lightening, with a high surf advisory.
sometimes nature can be a muther. |
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Nice try but doesn't work that. What makes you think you will get a good thing? You have been pretty disrespectful. |
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I have a charm that I can sell ya' that'll take away your superstition, but it'll only work if you believe in it. |
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I'm gonna get a .50 as a present! Or perhaps a Buffet R-13 clarinet in A! |
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You might like some of these pics if you are into some real Goth. |
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oh yea......I may be 31, and she may be 19, and alittle weird, but I'd still hit it assuming that the pics she posted in her first thread were really her.
IBTL=In Before The Loony!!!... Chris |
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I predict that the sun will come up tomorrow, or the next day.
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Holy shit it worked!! You Turned him DUTCH!! |
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Just curious necromancer, you ever read a book by Katherine Ramsland titled "Piercing the Darkness" ?
Seems like it would be up your alley |
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I think it's been happenning. |
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No I haven't. What's it about? |
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Can you cast a spell to make Sgt do some more |
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That's Frank Peretti. It's a sequel to This Present Darkness. Awesome reads. |
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You are the KING !!! |
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I've had shitty luck since god dropped my ass on earth, so good or bad, bring it on.
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