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Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:49:22 PM EDT
[#1]
Ignore all these guys.

I'm friggen' desperate. I'm gonna' give it a try. I've got nothing to lose.

I want to stop all the recent anti gun legislation on it's way to the California governor's desk.

Can ya' make that happen? Or at least try.

I'm very spell ignorant so if ya' need to school me, feel free to make suggestions to obtain the desired results.

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:50:02 PM EDT
[#2]
Damn, something bad happened to me already.

I just took my first shit since eating the excessivly hot curry I made for supper last night. My asshole is on fire!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:51:44 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Damn, something bad happened to me already.

I just took my first shit since eating the excessivly hot curry I made for supper last night. My asshole is on fire!



Oh, shyte, I'm out of beer
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:51:47 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
im all about bad luck, bring it on...............................

remember this one?





There ya' go again, every chance ya' get you post "THE" pic.  LOL
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:55:26 PM EDT
[#5]
yes, but "THE" pic has special significance here..............................
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:55:43 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
please please send me pie





SEE!  It works!  Mmmmmm banana cream!  
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:56:14 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Damn, something bad happened to me already.

I just took my first shit since eating the excessivly hot curry I made for supper last night. My asshole is on fire!



Oh, shyte, I'm out of beer



you ARE fucked, nothing i can do, good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:56:48 PM EDT
[#8]
Here in Florida, it is customary to leave the entrals of small animals (chickens being the favored, or goats if ya got 'em) smeared on the door or stoop. Do I have to do that for your spell to work?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:56:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:57:00 PM EDT
[#10]
How about a big party for the demoncrats?

Have clinton, edwards, kerry, schumer, feinstein, boxer, and the other heads show up for a party at ted kennedy's house...after several hours of partying ted gets to drive everybody home!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:57:43 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
skammy.gotlag.com/images/anger.jpg




{laugh} you need to trim those side burns
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:57:50 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
yes, but "THE" pic has special significance here..............................



I know, you're showing us how many races Dale Jr. won over the weekend,LOL.  Both the Busch and Cup race and my luckey dog brother got to see both because a friend of his had an extra ticket because his wife couldn't go.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 6:59:05 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
skammy.gotlag.com/images/anger.jpg




{laugh} you need to trim those side burns



Thats not me
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:00:18 PM EDT
[#14]
LOL  
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:00:41 PM EDT
[#15]
Make it bigger.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:00:59 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Damn, something bad happened to me already.

I just took my first shit since eating the excessivly hot curry I made for supper last night. My asshole is on fire!



Oh, shyte, I'm out of beer




It's shiite isn't it?

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:02:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:04:22 PM EDT
[#18]
and just to remove all doubt................................yes.

in fact i was drunk for 2 solid weeks prior and including that picture, all the fault of SSG. Gibson and his 2 weeks leave, nothing like a soldier deprived of alcohol for 6 months to teach you to appreciate it!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:07:10 PM EDT
[#19]
Some pics that may be interesting to a goth:

from www.bergphotos.com
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:07:27 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
blow me





Edit: because I'm dumb.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:08:01 PM EDT
[#21]
This sucks!  At least with a fortune cookie you can add the words "in bed" before or after the fortune and it will still make sense, but all I can see here is
1.  I may learn something new this week.
2.  Something bad might happen to me.
3.  Something good might happen to me.

Now can someone please explain HOW this is different from last week when this thread wasn't here
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:09:46 PM EDT
[#22]
Note: von Frankenstein



Ooops, are all these tombstones not good to post in a fortune thread?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:10:39 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:10:59 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Damn, something bad happened to me already.

I just took my first shit since eating the excessivly hot curry I made for supper last night. My asshole is on fire!



Oh, shyte, I'm out of beer




It's shiite isn't it?

BigDozer66



I think the spell checker is offline.

Wait, I forgot, this IS the SPELL thread for checking.
My bad.


Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:12:36 PM EDT
[#25]


More at www.bergphotos.com
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:12:47 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
I want this spell to do every imaginable horrible thing to me.

Give me flaming hemmoroids, lung cancer, brain damage like frdmftr1, gangrene in my penis, pimples on my ass and breath like my cat.  I also want this spell to turn me into a frenchman - a fate worse than death.

Just to make it clear - I wholeheartedly DISRESPECT this spell.  And I DARE it to do something unpleasant to me.



The time frame in one week. In one week's time something really good or really bad will happen to you. Or you will come to know something significant you have never known before. This may be a good or bad thing, depending on your circumstances. Like I said, this is a neutral spell, neither white nor black magic exclusively.


Hello ?!?!  I'm a scientist - not a week goes by WITHOUT me knowing something significant I had never known before.    Sometimes it's good, like new intersting ideas, and sometimes it's bad - like discovering that the biometric equipment I just purchased isn't compatible with my operating system or something.

Try reading a book or pursuing an education, and maybe you'll discover signifnificant things every week too

Guess what - I can already PREDICT that I am going to know something bad that I never knew before by the end of the week, because I am planning to take my Mustang to a couple of body shops - and I don't know how much the estimates are going to be (but I will bet anything it's NOT good news).


Come to think of it - instead of posting in this thread I could just order some chinese food and READ THE FORTUNE COOKIE.  That's magic too, you know



I can't believe I am feeing the troll - for a psychopolitical master, I'm a bit of a dummy.

I couldn't let that slide.....
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:12:54 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
This sucks!  At least with a fortune cookie you can add the words "in bed" before or after the fortune and it will still make sense, but all I can see here is
1.  I may learn something new this week in bed.
2.  Something bad might happen to me in bed.
3.  Something good might happen to me in bed.

Now can someone please explain HOW this is different from last week when this thread wasn't here



Better?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:15:38 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:17:44 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:18:31 PM EDT
[#30]
I thought this church was pretty cool when i saw it on the history channel.......

www.ludd.luth.se/users/silver_p/kutna.html
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:19:08 PM EDT
[#31]



oh my.....Do you wear all black and wear clown makeup and hang out at your local BooksAMillion ?!?










uh oh....did the freak witch put a spell on me?! IM SOOO SCAARRED
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:20:10 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
I thought this church was pretty cool when i saw it on the history channel.......

www.ludd.luth.se/users/silver_p/kutna.html



That's in the Czech Republic - my wife wants to go see it sometime.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:21:10 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This sucks!  At least with a fortune cookie you can add the words "in bed" before or after the fortune and it will still make sense, but all I can see here is
1.  I may learn something new this week in bed.
2.  Something bad might happen to me in bed.
3.  Something good might happen to me in bed.

Now can someone please explain HOW this is different from last week when this thread wasn't here



Better?

AHHHH! I see!  Thanks for pointing that out Persphone!  Im off to bed now to wait!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:22:24 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:


oh my.....Do you wear all black and wear clown makeup and hang out at your local BooksAMillion ?!?





uh oh....did the freak witch put a spell on me?! IM SOOO SCAARRED




Now now don't be mean...clothing, fashion, makeup are different the world over and throughout the ages...it adds some interest into our lives.

Although, for some reason I prefer non-assuming clothing in earth tones.

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:26:08 PM EDT
[#35]
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:26:56 PM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:33:18 PM EDT
[#37]
Gothic copy or something else all together?

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:38:21 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
Mommy and daddy didnt give you enough attention, did they?




Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:41:42 PM EDT
[#39]
+++++++1
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:42:22 PM EDT
[#40]
Ok, going on 25 hours now - isn't weekend duty great!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:44:10 PM EDT
[#41]
Why do you post here?  


-REAPER2502
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 7:51:08 PM EDT
[#42]
Cool seal. Have you shot your 10/22 lately or the .38?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 8:00:34 PM EDT
[#43]
IBTWC

(In Before The WitchCraft)
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 8:01:11 PM EDT
[#44]
Double bubble, toil and trouble....
Wilma Flintsone, Barney Rubble....
Threads will come, and threads will go....
But FEW, as much as THIS one BLOW....



Link Posted: 8/29/2004 8:03:47 PM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 8:07:01 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
IBTWC

(In Before The WitchCraft)

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 8:08:39 PM EDT
[#47]
do your worst
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 8:14:28 PM EDT
[#48]
Like enough bad stuff doesnt happen.


Niw beware the rabid dalmation with Aids.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 8:15:56 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
Why do you post here?  


-REAPER2502



Lots of good conversation and humor + people that share my point of view!

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 8:16:36 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Damn, something bad happened to me already.

I just took my first shit since eating the excessivly hot curry I made for supper last night. My asshole is on fire!



Oh, shyte, I'm out of beer



you ARE fucked, nothing i can do, good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hey I think this stuff is working! I found my vodka in the freezer!
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