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Posted: 8/29/2004 5:29:41 PM EDT
Today I went with my friend to her church. It's a small Baptist church. It's REEAAAL old-fashioned if you know what I mean.
Anyway, all these people look at me funny, and some were pretty nice. But then this 19 year old dude, a friend of my my friend, come up to us and start talking. He's got this Bible in his hand and he's all dressed up and shit. Anyway, the whole time we were talking he looks at me funny. I said something about learning to be a witch, and he fucking freaks out. He said I was a spawn of Satan, and that only Satanic people practice witchcraft. Man, I was SOOOO fucking pissed. But since it was my friend's church I didn't make a big fuss. I swear sometimes Christians are so obnoxious. Any Christians here? What do you think of that? Isn't it rude? |
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You went to a church and started talking about learning witchcraft, did you expect a good reaction?
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are you going to be a good witch like the ones that wear sexy undergarments and grant wishes? or are you going to be one of the bad broom riding ones?
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Might as well go into a Klan meeting and yell racist pigs while you're at it. Get a grip chick..the world does not revolve around you. Respect others and they should respect you. If they don't, they are the ones that have to live with their crap.
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Well . . . I'd say if you're practicing witchcraft there's something weird going on. Witchcraft certainly isn't Godly. I'm not sure I'd want to associate with a person who seriously practices witchcraft. But yeah, maybe he went too far. However, what did you expect?
EDITED TO SAY: Hey, anyone remember the "Bitchcraft" SNL skit with Steve Martin? |
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you go to an old fashion bapist churchwith purple hair and probably slightly gothic looking and tell a guy holding a bible you're learning to be a witch. his reaction was a surprise to you? I think i'm just going to bite my tongue b/c you obviously are not intelligent enough at the moment to see your mistake.
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If you ever learn to be a witch, will you be able to cast spells and stuff?
Hope so, that would be really kickass. |
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I dunno - "she" seems to be a clever psychopolitical communist agent to me Maybe she's SO skilled that even frdmftr1's finely tuned detector couldn't find her. |
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Yeah I am seriously into that. Not only that, but I want to do something for AR15. I want to cast a powerful spell that will help you guys out. There will be a thread coming up that is dedicated to this spell. Do N-O-T post in it if you do not want to be involved. By posting in it the spell will affect you. I have been working on this as an experiment and part of my "lessons". It's pretty advanced magic. |
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no kidding. this is pathetic. |
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The only good is knowledge, and the only evil is ignorance - Socrates. If you are for real (and not someone's troll account) you are AMAZINGLY ignorant. Try education sometime |
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Feinstein's already a pig, so that's out. Does it involve pie, MARPAT or an FN FNC? |
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Were you trying to get a rise out of the kid or what?
It was a pretty assinine thing to say at a church. BTW, is your friend, still your friend? |
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You sat alone at lunch a lot huh? |
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Have you looked in the mirror lately? Not only that but what were you thinking talking about practicing witchcraft while at a church? Personally I think you got the EXACT reaction you wanted. Deal with it. |
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Bet you $ 5 you can't turn the dutch/communist spy guy into a frog.
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Actually, necromancer, I was in a church today and I was carrying a Bible in my hand, as well.
There would be NO WAY that I would ever purposefully hurt anyone's feelings and think that I was in any manner doing the Lord's work. When Jesus was here He didn't rail against Satan, but simply dealt with Satan as He did with everyone else. That was rude and very un-Christian-like for the young man at your friend's church to do to you! I am sorry that you were treated in such a base manner. And it would sadden Jesus, as well. Eric The(Fundamental)Hun |
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Our appologies, you do need more attention |
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What is the world coming to when a witch can't go into a church and find kind words........
Dumbest thread ever. |
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I think it's nice that you went with your friend to church but it sounds like your comment was meant to get a rise out of him and it worked. I am all for not judging people on looks, but open your mouth and confirm their fears, you just reinforce the stereotypes.
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I soooo wish someone could answer this question. A bunch of grown men are having conversations about a child that wants to cast spells for us? WTF is wrong with this picture? |
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YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!! ^see my SHIFT KEY IS STICKING NOW111111 |
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He's clearly wrong about you.
I don't have any children, thus you cannot be the spawn of satan. |
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I support your use of magic to help the site. It's not more nonsensical than prayer.
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Thank you! Spell thread coming up soon. |
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Sounds like he was being polite to me. Whats the problem? |
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Do we have a sign for necromancer.... no, I don't see one from the board icons... just print this out and hang around your neck... I'm an inconsiderate ahole |
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$$$$$$$$$ says it gets locked. Surely arfcom won't support witchcraft. |
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If you really want to help most of the dudes around here out cast a spell that will get them laid. That'll solve many of their problems. Seriously though, tell us about your spells. How evil are they? Do they involve facing East and West while hooded and watched by a bunch of secretive old farts? Is there a secret handshake? |
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There are a few wicca practiioners here (or there were), at least I think so. I don't think magic spells are a violation of the coc. Besides I never saw a frog with those little wooden shoes on before. |
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Yeah, and you getting pissed for him flipping out is kind of like complaining you got your ass kicked for pissing on some guys lawn. |
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Only if someone posts picts of the virgin sacrifice |
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