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Posted: 11/24/2022 3:34:55 PM EDT

Not quite sure how it happened… all I heard was screaming coming from the kitchen

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:36:05 PM EDT

[#1]

It happens.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:36:46 PM EDT

[#2]

Send it here. Floor spice never scared me off before.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:37:39 PM EDT

[#3]

It would have never made it to the floor here, several German Pointers lurking.... Good luck getting it back.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:37:50 PM EDT

[#4]

Use the garden hose to rinse it, then enjoy.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:38:03 PM EDT

[#5]

Sister in law said let’s wash it off and eat… currently a discussion on should we eat it or

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:38:56 PM EDT

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For real? Better grab yourself a drumstick before a stupid decision is made.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:39:01 PM EDT

[#7]

Have you ever met ANYONE that got sick from eating something that fell to a house floor? Me neither, eat away!!

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:39:07 PM EDT

[#8]

Dogs eat the turkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cFHAJ5asMk

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:40:37 PM EDT

[#9]

Fully cooked I wouldn't wash it..

Full send eat the damn thing!

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:41:40 PM EDT

[#10]

I would rather eat that bird, than the one currently being cooked where I am.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:41:43 PM EDT

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@10mmManiac

Agreed. I was breasting a pheasant out this morning and my male stole the pheasant breast off the trailer box I was working on and started eating it. He’s incredibly sneaky.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:42:27 PM EDT

[#12]

30 second rule in play...

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:43:35 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm guessing that only the skin actually touched the floor. Take off the skin and you have a clean turkey.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:44:14 PM EDT

[#14]

So the turkey couldn't fly?

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:45:00 PM EDT

[#15]

So far one brother in law says he’s game to eat it… currently arguing in the kitchen with the gals over it as well

I’m not a huge Turkey guy anyhow so it’s ham for me

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:45:13 PM EDT

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Well it could have been worse. It could have been thrown out of a helicopter

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:45:48 PM EDT

[#17]

If just washing it off isn't good enough for them, tell them to wash it and put it in the oven for a bit to kill the germs.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:46:06 PM EDT

[#18]

In the floor? How? portal or some Philadelphia experiment shit?

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:46:19 PM EDT

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Well, I do live in OHIO

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:46:46 PM EDT

[#20]

Eat it.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:46:52 PM EDT

[#21]

Just eat the damn thing already.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:46:56 PM EDT

[#22]

Lol.

I'll eat it.

Also, take pics of the arguing. I hope it looks dramatic.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:47:39 PM EDT

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Even after that you can still eat it, but it's considered gross. I don't have a problem with being gross.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:47:44 PM EDT

[#24]

Thousand one…. Thousand two…

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:47:52 PM EDT

[#25]

Pick it, brush it off, eat...

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:48:02 PM EDT

[#26]

Pressure wash it

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:48:05 PM EDT

[#27]

Doxie would have been all over that.

He is a 2 second dog.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:48:19 PM EDT

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and that's the thanksgiving you were introduced to the chinese turkey, the peking duck.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:48:42 PM EDT

[#29]

Pic of the MIL?

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:48:44 PM EDT

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With god as my witness I thought they could fly.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:49:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/24/2022 3:49:50 PM EDT

[#32]

OP is slacking. We need a pic of the bird and of the accident scene. Followed by a MS paint.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:50:12 PM EDT

[#33]

IN the floor? How rotten is that floor?

Nick

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:50:35 PM EDT

[#34]

5 second rule,if the dog didn't get to it first and if so then wrestle them for it

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:50:49 PM EDT

[#35]

How is it even a question?

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:51:09 PM EDT

[#36]

But was everyone there on time?

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:51:24 PM EDT

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Bitch

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:52:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/24/2022 3:52:42 PM EDT

[#39]

Who brought the wine??

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:53:24 PM EDT

[#40]

No thank you.

The feet walking on those floors are the same feet that have been through piss stained restrooms.

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:53:49 PM EDT

[#41]

Eat it

Posted: 11/24/2022 3:53:50 PM EDT

[#42]

Unless she is a down right witch, I bet she feels horrible about it. You should say something nice, like, don't feel bad, it could have happened to anyone.