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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:01:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 154 degrees Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How's your big ass bird coming along buddy? 154 degrees Excellent! I want pics of it when it's done! |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:05:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Unless she is a down right witch, I bet she feels horrible about it. You should say something nice, like, don't feel bad, it could have happened to anyone. My MIL is a good lady. Absolutely crazy, but a good lady. She definitely feels bad about it. However , the ham was delicious and I told her so 
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:06:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:06:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:07:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:09:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Send it here. Floor spice never scared me off before. Anticovid coating |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:09:39 PM EDT
[#7]
And we know who's plate is gonna get the first slice.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:11:50 PM EDT
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She dropped it in the floor? In? IN the floor?
How does that happen? Anytime I've ever dropped anything it was on the floor. Not in. How heavy was that turkey? |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:12:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP is slacking. We need a pic of the MIL and of the accident scene. Followed by a MS paint. Fixed |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:13:09 PM EDT
[#10]
Clean it off with Julia Childs filthy cleaning rag.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:13:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: With god as my witness I thought they could fly. 
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:13:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sister in law said let’s wash it off and eat… currently a discussion on should we eat it or  many have a 5 second rule, me, 5 minutes I'm eating it, 5 days depends. I have eaten all sorts of things that nobody else would touch and I love some liver too. I'm doing fine after 60 some years too. My wise grandma said you have to eat a little dirt now and then. I find that your immune system is much more robust the more you work it. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:14:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: But was everyone there on time? started drinking at 9, don't care |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:14:17 PM EDT
[#14]
Pics of floor turkey or MIL?
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:14:54 PM EDT
[#15]
Slippery little suckers.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:16:24 PM EDT
[#16]
How clean was the kitchen floor beforehand?
I would and have eaten things that fell on my kitchen floor but i tend to keep my tile floor very clean, now if it fell on a ragg woll carpet... 
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:17:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Slippery little suckers. they are kinda heavy, if they shift in the pan, in the floor they go |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:17:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So far one brother in law says he’s game to eat it… currently arguing in the kitchen with the gals over it as well  I’m not a huge Turkey guy anyhow so it’s ham for me  You better come in on the east it side or they're all going to eat your ham. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:17:13 PM EDT
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Fucking a man it would be a meltdown of epic proportions if my mother in law dropped the turkey. That would be funny to watch
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:21:09 PM EDT
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Pick it up, dust it off, and eat. I do that all the time in my house and everyone is still alive.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:21:54 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryLooks like it fell off the grill into the yard |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:27:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fucking a man it would be a meltdown of epic proportions if my mother in law dropped the turkey. That would be funny to watch She just came in the living room and said thanks to me and BIL for not having a meltdown unlike the hens in the kitchen  Seriously that ham was good ! |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:33:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So you're having ground turkey? lol |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:36:39 PM EDT
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The hausfrau keeps the kitchen floor clean enough to eat off of it; so it is no big deal if the bird takes a bounce. In my house it wouldn’t even be up for discussion as to whether we are eating the turkey.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:39:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She just came in the living room and said thanks to me and BIL for not having a meltdown unlike the hens in the kitchen Seriously that ham was good ! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Fucking a man it would be a meltdown of epic proportions if my mother in law dropped the turkey. That would be funny to watch She just came in the living room and said thanks to me and BIL for not having a meltdown unlike the hens in the kitchen Seriously that ham was good ! What is this, some kind of safe thread? |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:40:49 PM EDT
[#26]
Take the skin off?
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:42:14 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How clean was the kitchen floor beforehand? I would and have eaten things that fell on my kitchen floor but i tend to keep my tile floor very clean, now if it fell on a ragg woll carpet... Turkey tastes like Lysol? |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:42:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Looks like it fell off the grill into the yard Maybe |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:43:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Take the skin off? It didn't roll around on the floor did it?...so just give the floor side slice to MIL everyone else should be happy... |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:49:25 PM EDT
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I just burned the pumpkin pie, so there’s that.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:49:39 PM EDT
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My nephew just dumped an entire cup of hot chocolate into the console of my ‘22 BRZ.
Want to trade? Your turkey will still be in better shape than my car even after an hour of detail cleaning. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:55:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She dropped it in the floor? In? IN the floor? How does that happen? Anytime I've ever dropped anything it was on the floor. Not in. How heavy was that turkey? It could have melted straight through the ceramic tile once that 8% "basting" solution they pack them with made contact at nuke temps. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:56:26 PM EDT
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 Chef Cooks Floor-Seasoned Chicken - Kitchen Nightmares |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 4:58:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So are they eating it or no?? What is this, some kind of safe thread? Well…. Leftovers are currently being packed up. The turkey hasn’t been touched and still resides in its pan 
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:00:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:01:37 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Well . Leftovers are currently being packed up. The turkey hasn't been touched and still resides in its pan /quote]Wtf Would have been eaten in our house. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:22:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Send it here. Floor spice never scared me off before. This plus the 10 second rule. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:24:06 PM EDT
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If you knew what corners were cut to bring that Turkey to the grocery store, the last thing you would be worried about is it being in your kitchen floor.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:26:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/307202/D63B648E-DB4F-4A89-B2A3-BC7B48A6830F_jpe-2612304.JPG Ours. The dogs keep trying to get it My parents have a golden retriever with one foot in the grave. I've been sneaking him prime rib and turkey for two days. 
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:26:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So the turkey couldn't fly?  WKRP Turkey Drop "As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly" |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:28:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pic of the MIL? It took 29 posts! |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:29:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So the turkey couldn't fly? 
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:30:13 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sister in law said let’s wash it off and eat… currently a discussion on should we eat it or Imagine some poor African kid overhearing that conversation. He would look at you all like I look at critical race theory people. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:31:35 PM EDT
[#44]
Did it hit the ground like a sack of wet cement?
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:31:44 PM EDT
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Humble brag thread? I ate at McDonald's. ?????
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:33:03 PM EDT
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Just clean it off and eat it.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:33:34 PM EDT
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slippery li'l devil. There was a movie where the drunk guy throws the turkey back in the oven
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:48:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sister in law said let’s wash it off and eat… currently a discussion on should we eat it or Your sister in law is a smart lady. For goodness sake, it's not gonna kill you, unless someone stepped in dog poop than tracked it on the floor. |
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:49:55 PM EDT
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Meh. Spray it off with the sink sprayer. Throw it back in the over at 500 for a few minutes covered in butter and whatever season . The gravy is most important anyways.
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Posted: 11/24/2022 5:50:20 PM EDT
[#50]
Eat it. Don't give the MIL a hard time. Tell her how good it is.
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