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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:59:50 PM EDT
[#1]
Dick Trickle
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Posted: 1/13/2021 5:59:51 PM EDT
[#2]
Richard "Dick" Wang is the only funny one I deal with on a regular basis.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:00:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: I promise these are the names of real people I have dealt with in the past: Evan Evans Camaro King and my all-time, cannot-be-topped favorite: Candy Beaver. (I shit you not, that was her name).  There is an Evan Evans in my area. In my past I dealt with brothers who’s god given first name were Thunderbolt and Lightning Rod. There is a female in our area who named her kids KEENG, KWEEN AND PRINZ. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:01:37 PM EDT
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- Two sisters named Rainbow and Sunshine.
- Guy in high school named Phat Ho. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:04:32 PM EDT
[#5]
I knew a girl in jail whose name is Sunshine House. I liked her name.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:04:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Richard Head
Harry Cox |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:06:50 PM EDT
[#7]
The last name Schartner.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:14:30 PM EDT
[#8]
Philip Pino, really
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:16:53 PM EDT
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Employee named Nnamaka (pronounced Na-ma-ka) Nguanegbo (New-wa-neg-bo)
I know another another named Falac (pronounced Fa-lak) |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:17:11 PM EDT
[#10]
First name Lieutenant. (I never knew his last name).
While going through old family pics, from before I was born, I saw one of my dad on a tractor that he had borrowed from a neighbor. It just had the guys first name, which is the same as mine.  I asked my mom if she needed to tell me anything, but she said no. 
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:21:00 PM EDT
[#11]
La-a. Pronounced Luh-dash-uh
Nosmoking. Pronounced Naz-muh-king. Parents said a no smoking sign was the first thing they saw after the birth. No kidding. Both were children. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:22:34 PM EDT
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My grandfather's name was Golden Basleton Jones, grand ma was Elmyrta Jones , mom was Jaunez Jones.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:22:43 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: La-a. Pronounced Luh-dash-uh Nosmoking. Pronounced Naz-muh-king. Parents said a no smoking sign was the first thing they saw after the birth. No kidding. Both were children. Nosmo King was also a famous person |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:23:12 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I saw that one on Miami Vice. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Both females: Placenta and Female....pronounced like tamale. I saw that one on Miami Vice. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:25:31 PM EDT
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Knew a woman long ago named S---- Craps .
And I know a woman right now named M---- Hooker . gd Almost forgot . A guy named Verily . His mom claimed he was named after someone in the bible . As in " Verily , Verily I say unto you ". |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:26:55 PM EDT
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brother and sister named Noel and Joy Christmas
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:28:01 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bich-Nga Nguyen I was terrified the first time I tried to pronounce it. Edit to add - it's pronounced very different than what I thought @Joker23 Is it pronounced /beek-wa wen/? |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:28:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Harry Ballz
Cindi Fuchs |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:29:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Myson
Lemonjello Orangello I spent a lot of years in the Detroit hood. Lots of stupid fucking names. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:31:38 PM EDT
[#20]
Lots of not native Indians in my area, so lots. Manjit is popular. Then this one a couple days ago..... how should it be pronounced?
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:33:17 PM EDT
[#21]
Elihu and Leemor.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:33:46 PM EDT
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Went to school with a girl named Rhonda Blows.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:34:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @Joker23 Is it pronounced /beek-wa wen/? Best I can type it is: bick ngwa ngwin I have a heck of a time with the ng sound 
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:37:04 PM EDT
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up here in the great white north an Inuit artist was commissioned by the government to create a design for a coin. his name is Peter Ka-kin Poon. I'm thinking his parents must have laughed their asses off all the way home from the hospital. or they were inebriated rather heavily.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:38:25 PM EDT
[#25]
Richard Penix
I bet he didn't let people call him 'Dick' either |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:44:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Countdown until someone claims a friend of friend knew twins named Lemonjello and Orangello. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:46:04 PM EDT
[#27]
Not a real name, but when I go to the airport I always try to get them to page Stu Pedaso
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:47:09 PM EDT
[#28]
My girlfriend (who is a nurse) often laughs at a former co-worker from years back who was named Candida.
Candida is vaginal yeast, so imagine a nurse being named vaginal yeast. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:47:18 PM EDT
[#29]
I knew a girl with the last name of Trout and her middle name was Rainbow
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:47:36 PM EDT
[#30]
Dr. Harry Beaver, OB-GYN
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:48:24 PM EDT
[#31]
Harry C Beaver, III (no I'm not kidding)
Atom Shock |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:51:55 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I predict 5 people know a la-a  The dash don't be silent. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:53:21 PM EDT
[#33]
P Ness Who would do that to there son.... I have to say, he is a cool great guy with a awesome since of humor.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:53:43 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lots of not native Indians in my area, so lots. Manjit is popular. Then this one a couple days ago..... how should it be pronounced?https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/208931/7CBA2793-289C-48F6-965A-CA9DB4C71456_jpe-1778004.JPG |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:53:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:54:28 PM EDT
[#36]
Rainbow
Sacramento Anything with an apostrophe |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:55:30 PM EDT
[#37]
Harry Baals was once Mayor of Ft Wayne, In. IIRC.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:56:19 PM EDT
[#38]
When I was a kid I had a friend named Dick Talent
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:56:42 PM EDT
[#39]
Arab guy I arrested
Aysheit Mapanz ( I sheet my pants) he was a jerk that tried to resist. That didn't work out so well for him. 
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:56:43 PM EDT
[#40]
Tarantula Crustacean Edwards. I don't know what his parents were thinking. Everyone called him Spiderman.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:57:46 PM EDT
[#41]
Chinese-Filipino with a Spanish spelling of Sun-Yen: Suonllen. Nice guy, good engineer. I had no problem with name once I understood the origin. Confused the hell out other Chinese!
My late wife managed restaurants and she had an unfortunate Black girl working for her whose legal first name was Treblinka. Not sure if parents were Nation of Islam or just ignorant. She was humiliated and used a nickname. My dad had a fraternity buddy with the last name Hymen. Went by Buster, even after college. Mike |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 6:59:13 PM EDT
[#42]
I've never been a sports fan
I grew up thinking dick butkus was a made up funny name |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:00:51 PM EDT
[#43]
Destiny Head
Shithead pronounced Shi-theeeed Boogah pronounced boo-ga Merika yep, not kidding Harold Sackrider, nickname for Harold is Harry. Look him up. 48706, named his kid the same as there was a Jr. Too... |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:00:57 PM EDT
[#44]
Kenneth Butt
John Holmes Royal Highness something. Can't remember his last name, went by R.H. Richard Head. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:01:48 PM EDT
[#45]
I once had a waiter who's name was spelled and pronounced "Fireass".
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:02:18 PM EDT
[#46]
Knew a girl in college whose first and middle name were Kizzy Joy.
She was a sweetie. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:05:25 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Was it Miami Vice? I also remember the name from a TV show or movie, but am a loss for the name. She was a prostitute. The story was she was like the 9th or 10th kid and the mom ran out of names. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Both females: Placenta and Female....pronounced like tamale. She was one the hookers Gina and Trudy were dealing with, while undercover. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:05:42 PM EDT
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Oleo Margarine. Nice old gal, that had illiterate parents.
Thomas Maeder (Tomader).Good joe with some seriously twisted parents. Baham Baham jr. (Pronounced Bay-Ham) The whole inbred bunch in the same room, might have the collective IQ that equaled a turnip. Austin Austin Jr. (In prison for murder) Junior Beebee Beebee Jr. (Prison, for double murder) Sterling Weiner. Golly Ghee. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:08:19 PM EDT
[#49]
Dr. Bonebrake chiropractor in Kansas
 Friends growing up had a Boy Scout leader named Dick Swisher High School admin named Sharon Butts, I worked in the office and snickered every time I was handed paperwork and told "Put it in Butts box" Crystal Chanda Lear |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 7:09:02 PM EDT
[#50]
Jack MeHoff
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